Unpleasant Correspondence 2 (My Little Pony: Reign of the Goddess-Queens)

by StormLuna


The New Mayor (S3 E17)

Dear Starlight,

Well my first term as mayor has begun. Yesterday was quite interesting when the very first thing I did was fire that town clerk and hired Dear Darling. Down here the town hall used to be open during the lunch hour but not anymore! Hey, the two of us need to unwind and what is a better way of doing that than banging my town clerk on my desk, right?

Now my hot little town clerk did have some unnecessary stress when a couple of ponies came in bitching about their water bills so she sent them to me and I showed them why the water bills are what they are. Ugh, these ponies don't get that hydroelectric dams don't simply take care of themselves and that the city maintenance ponies aren't going to work for free.

Oh and regarding them, I'm thinking things might run more efficiently if I fire the earth ponies and replace them with unicorns. After all, unicorns are better at almost everything, right? Yeah earth pony mares give good massages and are fun to buck but when it comes to the complicated things, unicorns are better. Hell I'm betting that three unicorns could do the same amount of work that ten earth ponies could! If I did that, then maybe those water bills would drop. Should I do that, should I bring in unicorns to lessen the amount the town has to spend on salaries?

One thing is certain though, I will make Ponyville great and once Twilight's stupid school goes belly up and we turn it into a casino, things will be even better! Anyway, I would write more but it is almost lunch time and my hot little town clerk and I have some fun planned!

Running Ponyville Like a Boss,

Mayor Bright Beam


Dear Bright Beam,

Well I am glad to see that you have taken over down there and I'm sure that everything will improve down there after a while. Now regarding your personnel decisions with the town maintenance department, you do whatever you think would be best. I do have some advice though, don't let your unicorn supremacy views go anywhere outside of letters between us. You always need to think ahead to the next election. If the earth ponies knew how you think unicorns are better at everything except giving massages, you'd probably get voted out come the next election.

You also might want to try your hardest and keep it a secret that you buck your town clerk everyday during lunch too. Hey I find it sweet that you do but the last thing you need is a scandal on your hooves. Also, be sure and make sure your little hottie doesn't spill the beans either. Ponies may not mind the head mare of Twilight's school being morally questionable but when you hold an elected office, you have to keep your image clean.

Now when it comes to casinos, I can't guarantee that will ever happen. Luster seems to be becoming a better pony and I honestly think she'll do fine running the place. We'll see if maybe we can entice some huge casino company to build one there. Well I would write more but I have a meeting with the big city mayors in thirty minutes and I can't be late.

Meeting With Mayors,

Starlight


Dear Miss Mare,

Guess what, you will have a new residence soon. I'm even going to make it easy on you too. I know I should have done this right away but in a couple of weeks, I will be coming down there and dragging you up to my sleeping chambers where you will not only be age regressed to be 18 and have a longevity spell put on you, you will also become the sex slave of me and Flurry Heart. I want to warn you, Flurry can be rough. She is rough with Twilight Velvet and Cadence all the time but I know you'll love being part of my harem.

Now I know you dye your mane but that will no longer be the case. You will keep that pink mane because gray mane makes a pony look older than dirt and I don't want one of my slaves looking like she belongs in the old folks' home. Tell you what though, if you come up willingly life will be much easier. Rather than me being horribly rough with you, I'll be gentle. Now Flurry is rough with everypony and I'm sure Velvet and Cadence won't go easy on you either but join me without a fight and you'll be one happy mare!

Now I'm going to go tell my girls we'll have a new plaything here before too long. Have fun enjoying the little time of freedom you still have!

Ready to Put You in My Harem,

Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle


To the Lesser Sister,

Not just no but hell no. There is no way you are going to force me into sexual servitude. You can throw me in Tartarus, banish me to the moon or even throw me into another dimension but I will not be your fucking toy. Now don't expect to find me when you come looking for me because I'm outta here. I do have connections with other ponies across the country and they'll see to it that I am safe from you and your amoral hooves.

Refusing You,

Miss Mare


To My Soon to Be Sex Slave,

What the fuck did you call me? Look, if I have to come looking for you I will be horribly rough and if you are disobedient, I'll give you to Colgate and her friends and you certainly wouldn't want to be their property. I'll have you talk to Cadence about how those four are and you'll be downright terrified.

Don't go thinking I won't find you because I can and will. Remember bitch, I am infinitely powerful and I can detect your whereabouts by smell alone so just come up here willingly, allow me to cast the proper spells and welcome a whole bunch of Sparkle into your life. You won't regret it.

Ready to Own You,

Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle