To the Ponyville Express
As many of you know, I am Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle's protege and I am writing this to expose her for everything she has done and is doing. I don't know how many of you know this but she along with her sister, Goddess-Queen Starlight Glimmer buck each other and buck often. They don't even deny it or try to hide it. I personally think that they enjoy everypony knowing that they are incestuous and hell, even Starlight's protege, Bright Beam has stated that she thinks it is cool that they express their love the way they do. Now that is flat out sick! It is sickening that anypony would find incest as cool.
Regarding Bright Beam, are all of you aware that Twilight, despite me being her protege, shows favoritism to Bright Beam? Are you aware that she wound up stealing the spa twins away from me and gave them to Bright Beam? It is true, despite them initially giving me a whole day of non-stop pampering, Twilight ordered them to deny me and give all their loving to Bright Beam.
Now for what is truly horrible, just last week Bright Beam went to the spa on Sunday morning and didn't leave until late Monday night and the spa wasn't open that day either. I caught Bright Beam walking home from the spa and she reeked of jasmine which is an aphrodisiac that makes ponies want to buck more! Just think about this Ponyville, the so-called perfect little angel that runs the friendship school SKIPPED a day of work just so her and the spa twins could continue to buck!
I also have my own suspicions when it comes to those spa twins. They aren't known as twins for nothing. I can guarantee that they are sisters and when they still gave me loving, they talked about how they are biological, fraternal twin sisters and like to buck each other, exactly like Twilight and Starlight. It is no wonder that Bright Beam finds them so hot, she loves incestuous sisters. Hell I wouldn't be one bit surprised if Bright Beam isn't somehow related to Twilight and Starlight given her fraternal twin sister fetish.
Now I think that we need to let the creatures of the world know that a completely amoral pony is running the friendship school. I say we should write to all of them and let them know that the head mare there skipped a day of work just to buck the spa twins AND we need to boycott the spa since they put Bright Beam ahead of their other customers. There is a whole lot of corruption not only in the royal family but in the friendship school too.
Now for another horrible thing Starlight's little angel does. Did you know that when she takes the students on field trips to Las Pegasus that she goes and gambles? What is worse is that she always hits it big on slot machines. Hell I wouldn't doubt it if she uses her magic on those slot machines and gets away with it because she is Starlight's protege. Those incestuous pony sisters up there in Canterlot are so loved that I know a casino would let one of their lackeys get away with anything.
Now don't you think that I would make a far better head mare than Bright Beam? I do because while I may be a bit unpleasant at times, at least I don't skip days of work to buck the spa twins and I don't find incestuous ponies hot. I think everypony should write the incest sisters and demand that they take her back up there and put me in as head mare instead! Don't you think the students at the school should no longer be taught by a pony with no morals? If so, either demand Starlight takes her home or simply run her out of town yourselves and then I can take over as head-mare instead! We don't want creatures, albeit inferior ones, from all around the world being exposed to such filth now do we?
Luster Dawn
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