Unpleasant Correspondence 2 (My Little Pony: Reign of the Goddess-Queens)

by StormLuna


A Magical Improvement (S2 E6)

Dear Luster,

You know how I said that I would be forcing you to do things with those acquaintances now that you have that debit card? Well I am giving you and your acquaintances a direct order. I want the seven of you to go out and try to repair some of the damages that my friends and I were never able to fix at my mom's old castle. Now do it or I'll give Cozy Glow your horn and you'd be stuck being an earth pony and I'm sure you wouldn't want that now, would you?"

Putting You to Work,

Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle


Dear Twibitch,

Seriously, I have to take those rejects with me to do this? I know this is going to be nothing short of a fucking disaster but I suppose I will do it because you're making me.

Not Happy,

Luster


Two Days Later

Dear Twibitch,

Well I have some good news and bad news. I'll start with the bad news. You know that hidden chamber where your mother's journal was? Well I took Bunny Girl in there to try and initiate her but she wound up slugging me and knocked a couple teeth out! I don't know what I'm going to do because I know that by this point that only a pony who has dental magic can fix them and the very thoughts of going up to Colgate actually frighten me. It frightens me because I know you'd probably have Colgate punish me in an unimaginably horrible way solely because you hate me.

Now for some good news, I did some studying and while it was hard to get down, I learned a reconstruction spell! To make things better, I even did a fair amount of repairs on that place MYSELF. All those rejects did in the end was get in my way and interfere with my concentration. Now I couldn't get a ton of it done, it looks a hell of a lot better now than it did before.

Wait a minute, I just realized something. I did something that Starbitch's precious protege hasn't done. I learned magic on my own and learned something she doesn't know! Now if that isn't proof that I am the better protege then I don't know what will! Damn it feels good to have outshined everypony for once. Of course I could outshine those loser acquaintances since Sweetie Bitch is the only other unicorn among us.

Oh and I just came up with a splendid idea! When I finish fixing that castle, which shouldn't take long, you should totally make me an Alicorn, make me a construction princess or something like that and I could relocate out to the castle your bitch mother and aunt used to call home way back when! That way I wouldn't have to put up with anypony I didn't want to! Don't you think that would be a great idea?

Ready to Relocate,

Future Princess, I mean Goddess-Queen of Construction, Luster Dawn


Dear Luster,

Am I reading this right? You actually learned magic on your own, especially magic that will make you useful? I don't know if you did this solely to try and show up Bright Beam or what but I suppose I should thank you. However, since you are boasting about this and you know this reconstruction magic, I am ordering you to restore the castle in its entirety AND I want you to build on to it.

Regarding your claims on the spells, are you sure about some of those claims? I know for a fact that Bright Beam has learned more magic without anypony's help than you have. You have learned just one spell without anypony's help but Bright Beam, she has learned a lot. Now I don't know if she has ever learned a reconstruction spell but she has learned plenty of sexy spells all on her own!

Here is the thing, if you do that, Starlight and I will relocate our magic schools and simply move there to get away from all the shit we have to put up with. Now let me tell you this, simply learning one spell that is useful is not going to get you those wings. For me to ever even THINK about giving you wings, you'll have to impress me and impress me a lot.

The first way to start getting on my good side is to stop calling me Twibitch and stop referring to my incredibly sexy sister as Starbitch. You will also stop calling Bright Beam Bright Bitch. Also, you will hang out with those acquaintances more often than just when I order you to.

You're finally going in the right direction but you still have a long way to go before I create some wings for you for when I think you're ready. Who knows though, you may actually surprise everypony and become almost as good as Bright Beam. Key word though, almost!

Surprised You Learned Magic,

Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle

P.S. Don't you dare EVER refer to yourself as a future Goddess-Queen again. As of right now, there is nopony out there, not even Bright Beam, that either one of us would ever even consider ascending like that, especially you! Hell Cozy Glow is closer to that than you are and you know what a little bitch she has been in the past. If you value your freedom, you'll drop the Goddess-Queen nonsense ASAP.