Dear Twibitch and Starbitch,
You know what? I am not very happy because the map decided to call you two on a map mission to Seaquestria instead of me. Come on, I am supposed to be the star of this series and it seems like I'm getting less and less attention. It is either you two lesbo hos, Bright Beam and pretty much everypony else. I think I am going to write the big brass and complain that I am not getting nearly enough attention and I'm not even getting any chances to make any friends now. Well once I bitch, you two will fade into the background and I'll be the star again!
Upset I Don't Get Enough Attention,
Luster Dawn
Dear Luster,
You can bitch to the big brass all you want but you want to know something? The big brass hates your guts and wants to see you be miserable as much as we do. Sorry Luster but no amount of complaining or bitching will change things. You'll have to deal with being used less than what you want!
Sick of Your Whining,
The hottest and sexiest pair of sisters ever,
Goddess-Queen Starlight Glimmer and Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle
Dear Goddess-Queens of Equestria,
Hi, this is Queen Novo of Seaquestria. Right now I am having a serious issue with my sister Ocean Flow. Twilight, I know I once banished you from Seaquestria but I could really use the help of you and your sister. My problem is that being the leader of a kingdom gets quite stressful and here lately I have become needy, very needy. I tried telling my sister that I needed a little action and she told me to go to hell. Can you believe that, my sister told me, the ruler of Seaquestria to go to hell.
Now I know about you two and your incestuous nature and I figured that you'd be the perfect ones to ask for help. I would go after some other seapony or con one of the female hippogriffs to turn back into a seapony for me but I find my sister so hot! Also, I have heard rumors from Silverstream that you two are infinitely powerful and have a lot of horn sex so I was thinking you could give us horns to please one another with. I hope to hear back from you soon.
Wanting my Sexy Sister,
Queen Novo
Dear Queen Novo,
Yeah we can come down there and help. We have been talking and we think that one way to woo your sister into your bed is to offer her a share in power. Seaquestria could become just like Equestria, two incredibly hot, incestuous sisters ruling over their country! We shall see you soon.
Goddess-Queen Starlight Glimmer and Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle
One Week Later
Dear Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle and Goddess-Queen Starlight Glimmer,
Well I would like to thank you for coming down here because I was becoming so frustrated. I am glad you talked to my sister though and we came to an agreement on how I can satisfy my needs. My sister is happy to be a queen along side me and she is actually started to get quite freaky. We know that we can't exactly do the same things you ponies do but thank you so much for giving us those horns and magic to come with them! Ocean Flow has picked up pleasure magic rather quickly and now just like you two, we engage in sisterly bonding on a daily basis.
Also, thanks for joining us! That foursome we had was quite the experience. Now we would both appreciate it if you two could come down and join us on a regular basis because we do want a stronger alliance with Equestria and the only way that will happen is if you give us the lovin' that we need so badly. Again thanks!
Bucking My Sister Now,
Novo
P.S. Oh and you don't have to be formal with me or my sister anymore. You helped us out big time and have become our lovers so formalities are not wanted.
Dear Queen Novo,
You're welcome. We will admit, we were a bit hesitant about the foursome at first because we didn't want to cheat on each other and the only other one we've bucked is our mom but damn, you two are good! We did discover that getting it on as seaponies was a completely new experience and in some ways, it was hotter than our normal way of getting it on.
Now you bet that we will come down when you need it but you never know, we may simply come down unannounced and surprise you and Ocean Flow. Hell we might even spend a few days next time so we can buck each other a lot as seaponies! Anyway, we like the idea of your wanting a stronger alliance and if foursomes are how we get it done, we're all in!
Loving Having Sex As Seaponies,
Starlight and Twilight
P.S. Oh you don't have to be formal with us anymore either. With us all being lovers, being informal is the only way to go. After all, formalities are not sexy and they completely ruin the mood!