Unpleasant Correspondence 2 (My Little Pony: Reign of the Goddess-Queens)

by StormLuna


The Restoration of Normal, Part 1: Plan Making (S3 E20)

To My Favorite and Sexiest Daughter,

Twilight, I just thought I'd write you and see how you are doing. Well it is more than just that but then again you should know that! You see, I am really hoping that you'd come down and give me some loving. Now yeah things with your dad are going well but sometimes only a daughter's loving touch will do, well that and Firelight is too traditional. He only likes the traditional positions while I know you'll put out any way I want you to. After all, if you didn't you wouldn't have my favor.

Now I do hope you'll come and see me sooner rather than later because I am really needy right now and given Starlight's work first mindset along with her bitchy attitude, I know she'd never come and give me what I want. I know you might be worried about your girls being upset but just put Flurry in charge and she'll keep them in line. Just let me know when you can come. Now if you don't get here before too long, I might start liking Starlight more again and you don't want that, do you?

Love,

Your Sexy Mom


Dear Mom,

What I would like to know is why are you suddenly threatening to like Starlight more again if I don't come down and put out for you? Yes I'll happily come but you know that Starlight despises you solely because you favor me, well that and you didn't want her making me be Flutterbitch's slave. It seems like you're more desperate than normal....what happened, did Luna stop putting out or what?

I'll come down on Friday and I'll spend ten days with you, alright? I'll put Flurry in charge of the harem because she always keeps them in line. Anyway, I will see you soon!

Love,

Your Sexy and Obedient Daughter,

Twilight


To My Favorite Niece,

I thought I would write and say hi but also let you know something. Your mother and I got into a major fight recently because I will no longer put out for her. I have decided to end the sisterly bonding thing we had going on because after some deep thinking, I realized that incest was wrong. Now yeah, we didn't have a possibly universe destroying battle but we are rather cold towards one another and she does nothing but bitch about not having another mare to get it on with every now and then.

Anyway, it sounds like your sister is coming down for over a week here pretty soon. In a way I wish you were coming too because with everything that has happened, I know Twilight will do nothing but bitch and insult me for giving up on the sisterly bonding. It is also going to be hard for me to not approach her over what she is doing with Flurry Heart. Yes she is well above the age of consent but it does bother me that Twilight has sex with her and it is even worse that she loves it.

I will admit, I do miss the days when Cadence and Shining Armor were happily married and the Crystal Empire had a great family ruling it.....although I do wish Cadence wouldn't have been such a cheater. Well there is nothing any of us can do to fix things so the most we can hope for is that Twilight stays out of your mane and lets you do what needs to be done to keep Equestria stable.

You know what, screw staying here for Twilight's visit. Maybe I'll just come up to see you since Twilight is coming to see Celestia. Let me know what you think.

Love,

Aunt Luna


Dear Aunt Luna,

I know how you feel, especially when it comes to what Twilight and Flurry Heart do. I will always remember that newborn filly up in the Crystal Empire and it does bother me to see what she has become. Now you said that there is nothing that can be done regarding what is going on with Flurry Heart and Cadence but I beg to differ. I have a plan and with you coming, it should be easy to execute.

We will fix things and completely destroy Twilight's status-quo and then when she returns, I'll have one more surprise waiting. If things work out the way I am hoping they will, the royal family will be more normal and none of us will be as amoral as the world believes we are. Then things can go to it simply being Twilight despising Luster again instead of the mess we have now.

Love,

Starlight

P.S. Destroy this letter immediately! I don't want Celestia reading it and then giving Twilight a head's up, alright? Oh and one other thing, I plan on fixing Flurry so that if something was to happen to Cadence and Shining Armor, she could actually rule up there.