Uncle started with the three pendants, paying careful attention to them. They weren't very pretty to look at, an odd mix of white, orange, and brown jade, linked together in a regular pattern with gold thread in a small, perfect sphere. It didn't shimmer the way jade or gold jewelry normally did, or draw attention. In fact, the more Uncle stared at it, the more he found himself losing interest. It just seemed too ordinary to be of any significance...except for the fact that just touching one of them sent willies so strong through his body he nearly shook himself off the chair before he was adjusted to it. It was definitely good magic, and potent...but for the life of him, he couldn't figure out to what purpose. And the book seemed far more interesting. Maybe he could just look at the book and investigate the pendants later-
He froze, realizing that he was not the entire source of that line of thought. The closer he got to the pendants, the less he wanted to investigate them, and the more ordinary they became...except when he scanned them for magic. "But what is the point of enchanting something to be ordinary?" he mused aloud.
As he stared, Sweetie Belle clambered up his leg and into his lap to stare at the pendant as well. She started to reach towards it. "Careful, Sweetie Belle," Uncle chided. "It might be dangerous."
"What?" Jackie asked, startled. "Dangerous?"
Giggling, Sweetie grabbed the pendant and slipped it around her neck.
Jackie stared at Sweetie for a time, then smiled. "Aww, how cute. She's playing dress up."
Uncle blinked. "Jackie...Uncle just said pendant might be dangerous...and now Sweetie is cute for playing dress up with it?"
"Wha?" Jackie demanded, confused. "But how could a pendant be dangerous?"
"It has powerful magic!" Uncle insisted.
Jackie rolled his eyes. "Uncle, you don't seriously believe in that old myth, do you?"
Staring at Jackie in consternation, Uncle did the only thing he could think of to prove his point. Lifting Sweetie Belle up, he thrust her towards Jackie and proclaimed, "Qi-lin!"
Sweetie Belle squeaked happily and waved with one hoof.
"Aww...so cute!" Jackie murmured affectionately, patting Sweetie on the head. "What's your point?"
Uncle opened his mouth to deliver a blistering remonstrance...only to pause, an idea beginning to form. He turned Sweetie Belle around to stare at the pendant, and found his eyes trying to slip off of it, and her. "Aiyah!" he proclaimed happily. "Pendants are magically ordinary!"
Jackie blinked in confusion. "Umm...Uncle? Isn't that...contradicting yourself?" He clutched his head as two fingers struck his temple. "Ow!"
"Listen to Uncle!" Uncle snapped. "Pendants are enchanted to be ordinary. When ponies wear them, no one notice anything odd about them!" He frowned as he looked over the two pendants. "But power of pendants will have limits. Take great deal of power just to make tiny candy-colored ponies seem ordinary in San Fransisco. If ponies do anything out of the ordinary, might draw attention and pierce veil of magic. One more thing, anyone who can sense magic of pendants might notice ponies for what they are."
"That's...oddly convenient," Jackie mused. "You need a way to keep people from noticing them, and I just happen to have it with me?"
"Pfeh!" Uncle countered. "Nothing convenient about it! Sage who lose ponies sent note with names to me. Obviously, send pendants and book too, through you since could not reach me." He lifted up the book. "Now, time for research! Go put pendants on Apple Bloom and Scootaloo."
Sighing and nodding, Jackie scooped up the two pendants. He hoped Uncle would make time to analyze the artifacts he'd actually brought for research, but he knew better than to try and demand it. After all, the fillies were likely to be more time sensitive than Jackie's artifacts, what with how energetic they were in the kitchen were a sign of how active they were going to be before long. Finding a way for Uncle - or Jackie, possibly - to take them outside would be very useful.
He eventually found the two fillies on the second floor. Scootaloo was climbing the walls - literally - while Apple Bloom was tending Uncle's tea garden on the windowsill, gently tapping the dirt down around the tiny bushes and cooing to them. "Apple Bloom," Jackie called gently. "I have something for you."
The filly turned, her large red-orange eyes shining as her red bow - larger than her whole head - bounced from her movement. She took one look at the pendant and immediately raced forward, eager to let him put it on her.
Jackie smiled as he slipped the pendant around her neck, his smile widening as she nuzzled him happily. He then turned to the other filly. "Scootaloo!" he called out. "I have one for you, too!"
"Bee!" Scootaloo called out, sticking her tongue out to express her distaste at the idea of ornamentation. She then promptly raced off along the wall, her tiny wings buzzing. As she reached the edge of the wall, she leapt into the air, her wings keeping her aloft.
Jackie stared for a time, having a difficult time wrapping his head around how such tiny wings could generate so much lift. He quickly snapped out of it. "Scootaloo! Come back!" Pendant in his outstretched hand, he pursued her as fast as he could, just barely keeping up as he leapt around obstacles that Scootaloo simply buzzed over, struggling to catch her.
Eventually, he was able to catch her at a corner, leaping into the air with intent of tackling her to the ground...only to find himself clinging around her as she continued to fly. "WUAGH!" he screamed out, ducking his head repeatedly to avoid the beams Scootaloo flew towards in an attempt to knock him off. "Scootaloo!" he cried out as he struggled to get the pendant around her neck, pulling his hand back several times as she tried to bite him. "You have...to wear this...to go...outside!" he managed to gasp out between dodging.
Scootaloo's eyes widened, and she squeaked happily, dropping out of the air.
"WAAAAHG!" Jackie screamed out as he landed back first on the hard wooden floors. He then stared as Scootaloo yanked the pendant out of his hand and stuck it around her neck before racing off towards the front door. "...ugh..." he groaned.
"Jackie!" Uncle called from the first floor. "What is all that racket? They are ponies, not elephants!"
Jackie brought one hand up to his face. "Bad day..." he groaned, somehow feeling like he'd be saying that a great deal in the near - or not so near - future.
One more thing catchphrase probably would have worked better there.
Very bad day. I loved that catch phrase.
Can we get a Bad Day counter?
So is jade going to be in the story or are the cmc there in her place?
7159776 No.
Bad Day counter: 1
Also, Starlight would LOVE pendants like this...or she would have back in her cult leading days.
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Aiyah:
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And thats what you did, it was 6 years prior to let the cmc grow up later to be Jade´s age, so they fuck upe everything together :), neat.
I really think you should start posting longer chapters.
*Ahem*
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Add a 'One More Thing'. I did a suggested edit.
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Jade is going to be in the story.
As previous chapter stated, we are approximately 10 years prior to the events of the series at this point.
Bad day... Ah yes, there it is. Knew that phrase would pop up sooner or later.
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Should invest in a pendant like that could be useful...wait...was chrysalis wearing one of those?
Concept needs research!
So much adorableness
We may also need a count for the many times Uncle will smack Jackie in the future. I loved that in the show, as well
So these pendants project a Somebody Else's Problem field?
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the first one...
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I wonder when Jackie will stop holding on to his disbelief of magic. I know Uncle did.
I guess Scootaloo made a... bee-line away from the pendant.
I wonder if Jackie's encounter here could be considered as... beaming overhead.
Ordinarily I'd make a pun about those pendants but I won't.
Aiyah! Ponies are terrible handful for Jackie! But he is young and strong, and smart as whip - and ponies grow quickly!
Another enjoyable chapter. Good job.
Hmn, so Zecora/Twilight/whoever else is sending helpful magic supplies for taking care of the girls? That'll be useful.
That's debatable.
Oh my god. I don't know whether to be excited or terrified.
I'll settle for both.
The first of many "bad day" quotes from Jackie. Also, he's sure to get a crash course when it comes to understanding the nuances of magic, and the CMC are the ones who will give it to him... whether he likes it or not.
Uncle. Uncle. Uncle. This is the CMC you are describing. They cause just as much chaos as "Red vs Blue" Jensen going 5 MPH in a vehicle!
7160374 Ah Jenson. The one that drives like a old lady and teenage girl that were somehow combined and also were blind.
7159931 Fixed
7160272 Just about. The Doctor Who perception filters keep people from noticing anyone wearing them unless they attract attention. These necklaces seem to make the fact that they are baby technicolor ponies not a big deal. They see the CMC, but they don't consider them to be strange or out of the ordinary.
7160503 Unless they work on the principles of "Refuge in Audacity" style perception inversion, in which case, the more strange and bizarre they appear in reality, the less people will notice that anything is out of the ordinary at all...
Actually, now that I think of it, I think I remember hearing about a fimfic where Celestia and Luna actually had a spell that did that, and the one time they went the Whole Hog, dressing in the most outrageous manner they could think of, they were practically invisible... For the life of me I can't remember what it was called, though...
7160150 Excitified? OOOO! Nervocitified
7159936 Oh.... so.... No Toru?
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Not yet.
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Do you think there will be an Undertale reference in here one day? Like as a story book for the CMC?
Shh! Don't tell her. As soon as she realizes it's impossible, she'll drop like a stone and never fly again.
7160650 they have yet to meet Jade
If magic must defeat Magic who's going to train the girls
So the girls get personal SEP fields so no one questions the tiny ponies?
Cool.
7160387 Yep! And I thought Caboose was the team killer!
7160864 Uncle. Though, I think its going to consist of back pain, shenanigans, and "One More Thing!" Qu-Lin books.
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Yeah...I remember that one too.... Had mustaches, giant sunglasses, and the works. Made me wonder if the 'power' is universal...you know, Superman's glasses, The Tick's tie and nerd glasses, goofy hats in general...
Great... Now I'm going to have to go look it up again.
7161543 Yes. But do you remember T-Girl? T-Crusaders would be worse!
I just had a thought if Sweetie Belle is a Qu-Lin then would the other 2 also be a Qu-Lin because they are all the same species. If so this is another feather in the cap of that research paper uncle was writing. About how environments have changed the
Qu-Lin's
Shape and form.
On a side note if this is all true can't wait to see uncle's face when he figures out that they are all
Qu-Lin
7161566 wait, IDEA! each of the cmc get 3 talismans for themselves, with jade getting the last trio.
oh god the CHAOS!
and of course, introducing their 'cousins' to equestrian, with all four of the chaotic grouo having talismans with thm.
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you should add a "bad day" counter
Jackie has bad day a lot but whatever.
7161566 I'm fairly certain that you just gave shen du the willies.
Dunno about you guys, but I wonder how Jade will react to this......
ONE MORE THING!