Another day, another failed assault on Equestria. Now poor Chitin has to report to Chrysalis and be the bearer of bad news. Such things had the tendency to be unhealthy if one wasn't lucky. Chitin didn't feel lucky at all.
I'm not even sure how it happened. One minute, I see my four cats playing around in cardboard boxes like they're apt to do. The next... well... they're colorful ponies with crowns and stuff. I need a moment to think about this.
Awakening with no memory of how she arrived, or where her prisoner has gone, the Impure Vessel seeks answers to these questions and more with the aid of some very unhollow ponies.
While exploring Canterlot Castle, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash uncover a room filled with stone tablets connected to dials. Above each dial is the name of an alicorn. These couldn't possibly control an alicorn's power, could they?
Tirek is freed from Tartarus and attacks Equestria. Celestia wants to send Discord to stop it. TD thinks that's a horrible idea, and takes matters into his own hands.
To be able to live in Equestria, I have to perform a certain job. I have to be a checkpoint inspector. The princesses insisted that it’s because I’m good at it. I just think they know that I don’t like people/ponies/anyone that are stupid.
Flurry Heart accidentally finds her special talent one day at the Crystal Palace. She discovers she can speak the long lost language of “Ou-wou”. Or at least, that’s what her parents are saying.
As the only human in Equestria, Anon has been given the position of an ambassador. Because of it, he was granted an immunity by the Princesses. Literally.
Filly Twilight is teleported far, far away from Celestia. Now Chrysalis has her, and she's fully intent on keeping her. But maybe the powerful, loving filly is more than Chrysalis expected?
We all want to be liked. If we could, we'd take acceptance and respect, but, for the time being, we'll take just being liked. What happens when a dragon dislikes us?
They were actually making progress in the conversation department. “Hey, sunshine, you’re a genius, aren’t you? Leading an army and all that. Help me with this crossword.”
The Crystal Empire finds itself in the middle of property dispute when a representative from the north comes in, claiming that Equestria doesn't own the land. Who does? Canada, apparently.
In the wake of opening the School of Friendship and Twilight seeking for more teachers, Fluttershy asks Discord if he would be interested. He said that he will do a test drive by teaching his students a lesson in Philosophy.
I'm Greg. I've been stuck in Equestria for months now, and apart from the occasional monster attacking life has been pretty... You thought I was going to say good, didn't you? It's terrible. I can't even look a pony in the eyes!
Time flows only in one direction, and as it does, it erodes the greatest of joys and the worst of hurts. But, what happens if your abilities involve remembering every joy?
The Princesses discover a far-off kingdom of strange magic and foreign creatures, and decide to investigate. Once again, Twilight Sparkle is left behind. And ONCE AGAIN, she has to write the apology letter.
Sunset Shimmer, magus-for-hire in the corrupt city of Freeport, must track down a bank robber who dropped her loot in the middle of the poorest part of town.
Ever since she's caught my eye, Rainbow Dash has been the only pony I've tried to kill. These urges to murder, the need to feel alive, they've all been directed toward her—and somehow, she's survived all my attempts and remained totally unaware.
Princesses Celestia, Luna, and Cadance all share stories about their biggest diplomatic incidents in order to educate Twilight on what not to do when representing one's country.
Somepony's been sending encouraging notes to everypony. There's no signature, no address, and no hint as to who could be behind all this. Who would do such a thing, and how in Equestria do they know exactly what everypony needs to hear?
No really, Princess Celestia has a lot of sex. Really. Cadance's claims to the contrary are unfounded, wholly false, and her concern over the matter is entirely misplaced. There is absolutely no reason to continue discussing the matter.
Twilight just accidentally killed everyone in Ponyville. Celestia's coming to visit later that day. She has to think of something to keep her from finding out, and fast.
Everyone's feeling sorry for Scootaloo because she has no parents, lives in a cardboard box, and eats gruel all day. Well, they're stupid. And also dumb.
From the stone age to the modern world, Celestia guides her little ponies into the future. And she needs to keep playing. Just one more turn. Always one more turn.
Schadenfreude is a butler to Blueblood and he's no stranger to being tossed in the dungeon for ticking him off. He decides to tell the story of how he got there this time.
Oneshot-- When Neil Armstrong becomes the first man to step on the moon, he finds something Unexpected with a capital U. And it's very much alive-- and equally curious.
Created by -Snackrifice-
