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TheDriderPony


"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

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Twilight Sparkle always thought that friendship (and by association, magic) was the strongest force in the universe. But what happens when she finds something even stronger?









This story brought to you by my patreon supporter: Josephi Krakowski

Cover Art provided by the illustrious Mix-up (who is also open for commissions and always a great pleasure to work with)

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Comments ( 115 )

9015541
Well that didn't take long.

Das alotta damage :rainbowlaugh:

I sawed this castle in half!

LOL, poor Chrysalis! L:rainbowlaugh:L, just L:rainbowlaugh:L.

This is the dumbest, most beautiful thing I've read in days. Glorious.

Twilight's gonna make her Perfect. Too perfect in fact.

It even fixed Trixie's bad attitude about me Flex Taping everything in her guest room!"

She didn't...

"I haven't heard any complaints from her since! Or anything at all for that matter! And watch this!"

SHE DID!!! TWILIGHT, NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

...I have a hard time believing that your patreon supporter who requested this had the username "Josephi Krakowski". Which just happens to be the made up name JonTron came up with in the Flex Tape video. But if that was their real username, there was only one thing they could request.

Of course! The solution was Flex Tape!

God Dammit
I knew, I just KNEW someone would make a flex tape story eventually, and I'm glad they did XD

Thats alot of damage!

9015568 9015781 A lotta damage!

9015570 Note: Multiple layers used on both interior and exterior of castle

9015576 She certainly chose the worst possible day to attack.

9015577 I aim to please!

9015605 Thanks!

9015627 Well, you could say that this video story was brought to you by him.

9015769 I was surprised as you are that no one had beaten me to it!

9015640 Of course!

9015621 Funny you should say that. There was a scene which ended up on the cutting room floor where after the cut away that now ends the story, the Flex Tape reforms Chrysalis and she leads a merry march into Ponyville where the locals mistake her for a color-swapped Celestia whom they christen Aitselec.

Funny you should say that. There was a scene which ended up on the cutting room floor where after the cut away that now ends the story, the Flex Tape reforms Chrysalis and she leads a merry march into Ponyville where the locals mistake her for a color-swapped Celestia whom they christen Aitselec.

we need to see that now

That's some sweet, glorious crackfic there. Have an upvote.

Crossover tag XD

9015937
...How? How have you written a review that is funnier than the story itself? I am undone!

Pretty great. Thank you. :twilightsmile:

i just watched "attack on titans in 9 minutes" and thats the voiceover im thinking of while reading this

that ending........... ;D

I'm guessing the sequel will be "Flex Seal"

9016136
Or flex glue or flex shot.

I didn't know I needed this.

I needed this.

9015956
God fucking bless you for making that. God bless you.

To show you the power of flex tape...
*whirrrrrrrrrr*
I sawed Golden Oak Library into pieces and repaired it using only flex tape! Now, it’s a fully fledged castle without a single bit of physical damage. But just to be safe, we also dipped the castle in Flex Seal for repairs, protection, and to give the door knobs a tough, no slip grip!

"That's a lotta damage..." Twilight whispered.

'S not that much damage, really, Twi. It's not, c-could be a lot worse.

NEVER ATTEMPT THIS! TWILIGHT HAS GONE TOO FAR! SHE SNIFFED TOO MUCH FLEX GLUE, AND NOW ALL SHE CAN SEE IS MARTIANS!

WHAT A LEGEND JOSEPHI KRAKOWSKI IS.

Now sequel with WD40

Really sad Tempest didn't have Flex Tape for her Horn :()

Her long princess-like legs. Black and smooth as her beloved tape. And also full of holes.So many holes.

"That's a lotta damage..." Twilight whispered.

:trollestia:
hohoho

Holy lawd above this was amazing, and what I needed, nicely done! :rainbowlaugh:

Brilliant premise, brilliant story, 10/10

:rainbowlaugh: Great job. Wondering what happened to, Spike at the second part of this, but the reveal and actions of Chrysalis was very pleasing!

Keep it fun!:moustache::twilightsheepish:

9015541
That was really funny.

*Looks at story title*
*sighs*

It was only a matter of time.

you're a good man (i think)

Wait until she sees the power of Flex Seal!

9015568
A "hole" lotta damage! :rainbowwild:

A masterpiece. An unmitigated masterpiece, searing a thousand souls with its absolute brilliance.

You did... A lotta damage... to my heart. And flextape repaired it! Liked and followed!

Yes, sweet little Chrissie...

Tape fixes everyling! :pinkiecrazy:

This was a fun little story!

"You were right Twilight, that felt good. What else can we fix around here?"

After a moment of silent consideration, an unsettling grin grew between the pair before they vanished in another flash of teleportation magic.

If it is not broke, fix it 'till it is!

9016939 It's an ungulated masterpost! :derpytongue2:

Have some sequel bait.

I was hoping for friendship problems but this works too

So, the castle can create new cutlery, but can't patch its own walls or seal its own leaks?

Also, Starlight is right. Flex tape can't fix everything. For example, it can't fix a broken leg.

Although that could be a very funny scene. Somepony has a broken leg, Twilight wraps tape around it, then is confused as to how they're still in pain and unable to walk.

I can't wait for the sequel where they get some Flex Glue and the fumes cause them to hallucinate and see martians everywhere.

And then Twilight used the Elements of Harmony to resurrect Billy Mays, and they sold Flex Tape across Equestria.

I saw the title and immediately thought of this:

Oh god.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, TWILIGHT?!?!
NO ONE CAN SAVE US NOW!
NO ONE!
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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