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Amethyst_Dawn


A good story displays a moral, the best ones attach you to the characters who display them.

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During her latest visit with Sunset Shimmer, Starlight glimmer inquires innocently about the human world's economic status. Sunset Shimmer decides to teach her the old-fashioned way: learning via experience.

Little does she realize what she's about to cause.


Featured July 18th-??? 2018 (I wasn't paying attention...)

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I lol'd

Ha, ha, ha, poor Glimmy. Lol. :rainbowlaugh:

This story is amazing.

I already know this will be on the featured box.

THERE'S A REASON WE LIMIT STARLIGHT TO COMMUNISM!!! I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! ABANDON YOUR HOMES! SACRIFICE YOUR FAMILIES! DO ALL YOU CAN TO APPEASE THE GODDESS OF CAPITALISM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor Glimmy.
CURSE YOU, CAPITALISM!

And now there is Adventure Socialist


(AC is highly addictive... I had everything on Earth, Moon, and Mars maxed out)

Looks like Tim Curry will have to step in

What's the game called?

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Adventure Capitalist

This was delightful, and so so true. DAMN THE ADDICTIVENESS OF DIGITAL ENTERTAINMENT! Why does it have to feel so good?

Have a like, good sir.

This might be the best thing I’ve read from you. :rainbowlaugh:

Ten outta ten, would play again :pinkiecrazy:

A)congrats on getting featured. B)Congrats Starlight, you just made it worse:rainbowlaugh:

A golden collar like that of a fish's fins rose from what had become a sleeveless, violet gown that draped a full yard onto the floor. Black gloves tipped with gold fingers adorned her hands, each knuckle bejeweled by a gem of a different color, and a large kunzite framed in the center of the back of each hand. She spoke with an authority beyond her, and there was a sound in her voice that made Sunset wish to flee.

infinity gauntlets!?

CAPITALIST PIGS!
COMMUNISM IS BEST ECONOMIC SYSTEM!
GLORY TO SOVIET EQUESTRIA!

"... Mr. Mason, I am business."

CAPITALISM IS BAD FOR YOU
GO TO RUSSIA

WE NEED AN ADVENTURE COMMUNIST! NOW!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Never in my life did I think someone would make a fanfic about Adventure Capitalism. I'm glad to be wrong.

Twilight nodded, satisfied with the answer. Though her tone remained stern as she spoke again.

"I thought you would've learned that after you showed me Slither.io."

Let us see that!

When the western world falls under the evil of socialist totalitarians, I'm going to be there to say, "Our good friend Glim Glam could have prevented this." :scootangel:

Comment posted by Iamaprettypony deleted Jul 18th, 2018

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HOW DID YOU KNOW?! :pinkiegasp:

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"Space"?
I hate to tell you, Timmy, but... :trollestia:

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Thank you! :twilightsmile:

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... and this might be the most flattering comment in existence. :rainbowderp:

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Come play with us, Summer, the master will be home soon. :pinkiecrazy:
I have no idea what that's from but I find it hilarious for some reason.

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Good catch. :raritywink:

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Welcome to what happens when my brain works. :pinkiecrazy:

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"Make Equestria Great Again..." :trollestia::trollestia:
pls no kill me i had to

USA USA! :rainbowlaugh:

This story is amazing, poor Starlight. :rainbowlaugh:

primarily Capitalism: USA, South Korea, Japan and lots of others

primarily Communism: Soviet Union, Maoist China, Cuba, North Korea

primarily Socialism: Venezuela, Greece, Spain

Pretty clear who the winners here are.

Venezuela! You should all go there! Right now! (after you write me as the primary beneficiary of your wills) :trixieshiftright:

Went on a roadtrip with my buddy this last weekend. All he did was play that game. hahaha a whole 8 hours of capitalizing on adventure!

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Venezuela is the result of systemic corruption, not socialism...

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Don’t forget, Vietnam is a communist country.

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the U.S. is already under the rule of an evil right-wing totalitarian who is also a man child.

(Of course the real disaster hits when the franchise begins to grow locally)

“Babs!” Apple Bloom darted out of the lemonade stand and gave her cousin an enthusiastic hug. “I’m so glad you could come to Ponyville for a few days. Things have been moving so fast I don’t know where to start.”

“Wow, cuz,” said Babs, flipping her forelock out of her eyes and looking at the busy lemonade stand. “Youze gots quite an operation here.”

“Twilight says we’re on track to break a mil by the end of the week. Whatever a mil is,” said Sweetie Belle, hoofing over a thick folder for Babs to leaf through. “We’ve had young ponies from all over drop by to see our stand.”
...
“No money down,” said Twist, bringing out another bag of ice. “You can make up any thtartup costh by the end of the firthth week, and be in deep profitth before thchool tharth.”

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I'm jealous. My country is led by a soyboy swimming instructor who favors illegal immigrants over the veterans who fought for our civil rights that he is also trying to take away.

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Opposite extremes are bad, there is no jealousy. Both are horrific and drain a little extra hope out of life every day. Wouldn't you be happier with a pleasant but firm Centrist figure, who wants to strengthen your country yet also promotes your civil liberties and actively addresses social issues without throwing good people under the bus?

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There's a difference? :trollestia:

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Very original insults, there. :ajbemused:
You forgot "Cheeto", "Bad Toupe" and all those other solid and well-thought-out burns.

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You... I like you. :rainbowlaugh:

About halfway through, I was suddenly thinking, "this reminds me a lot of that mobile game Adventure Capitalist. I wonder if that's on purpose?" It was very funny.

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Seriously, guys. This is a goofy story about mobile games. Whatever your politics, leave them out of the comments section. I'd rather not have my story flooded with irrelevant, overly-emotional and ultimately pointless debates.

Isn’t this technically a crossover???

I mean, it probably isn’t but....

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It would've been... if there was a tag for Adventure Capitalist. :rainbowlaugh:

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What are you quoting at me for?

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Same reason I noted everyone else.

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But isn’t there still just the regular crossover tag?

More people need to play Adventure Capitalist. It’s your duty or something to draw them in! Probably!

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My plans will come to fruition... in time...

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Corruption is not unique to socialism by the way, to answer your other question.

Comment posted by Alondro deleted Jul 20th, 2018

9055565 Did he have anything to do with creating "Soylo: A Soy Wors Soyry"? :rainbowlaugh:

Just gonna causally walk through this political minefi...

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