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Amethyst_Dawn


A good story displays a moral, the best ones attach you to the characters who display them.

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Discord; the immortal Lord of Chaos, only known Draconequus, dies very anticlimactically on his way to Fluttershy's cabin. Everypony is confused.

Especially him.

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Featured on 03/24/2023

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Comments ( 37 )

If I had a nickel for everytime I seen this concept I'd have two nickels not much honestly

Well I certainly didn't belly-laughed, and didn't nose-exhale either.

I smiled. 🙂
Was smiling all the way through

Thank you!

This is a pretty good story, I like the ending, wasn't expecting it

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But it's weird that it happened twice, right? :raritywink:

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Hey! A smile outranks a nose-exhale in my book! I'm glad you enjoyed. :twilightsmile:

Got a chuckle and a smile out of me. Kinda needed it after being bombarded by 32 chapters of eldritch horror, so thanks

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Glad to be of service! :twilightsmile:
Though now I'm curious about that eldritch horror story... sounds right up my alley. :trixieshiftright:

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I too am interested in the eldritch horror. Point me in its direction so that I may partake in the spooky.

I can’t figure out replies on mobile, but the story is “It Sleep Beneath Foal Mountain”. It’s written similar to a HP lovecraft story where it’s someone narrating and describing the story to you with not a lot of actual dialogue. “I sat their while she told me what she saw.” Instead of “ ‘I saw ______’, she said to me.” It might make sense with how I describe it but you’ll see what I mean if you read it.

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Ah had that one on the to be read list. Cheers!

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Oooh, definitely sounds up my alley!
And if you're using the mobile browser, the reply button is the ">>" symbol on the upper-right corner of the comment(s) you want to reply to.

Comment posted by Amethyst_Dawn deleted Mar 24th, 2023

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Ah. Apparently I have to zoom in on my phone for it to register I’m touching it. Thank you

11537906 If I had a nickel for every time I heard someone say "If I had a nickel for..." I'd be the richest person in the UNIVERSE!!

Cuz, I'm really old. Like, Discord-level old. I remember disco when it was still popular! :pinkiegasp:

That was pretty funny. Thanks for sharing!

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I can’t figure out replies on mobile

It's the little boxed-off [>>] in the upper right of the comment. Hope this helps!

EDIT: Didn't notice that the author beat me to this. Whoops!

Hey, wait a second, this isn't the story where a quirked up green boy busts it down sexual style on discords grave. I've been duped!

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Wait, is that a thing? PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S A THING! I haven't seen a good shitpost Anon story in ages!

Amethyst_Dawn,

I was laughing so hard reading this.:rainbowlaugh:

You, my friend, have talent! This was great! Well done!

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Tis indeed a thing! Twas a story written by the one and only, the Mighty! Burt. In fact! If you think shitpost anon is indeed hilarious, you should check out ALL of his storys, as they all involve anon, are all shitposts, and all, indeed, bring the hilarity.

Okay, that was amusing.

This was delicious to read.

Yep defiantly got a nose-exhale out of me. So this story has certainly done its job. In all seriousness(ha unintended joke for the win) this was a entreating read. Thank you for making my day slightly better.

oh that was so unexpected :rainbowlaugh: beautifully done hahahah!

Pffft. Loooool.

A bit dry, but I like my humor that way. Have a like and a bookshelf add.

Pretty silly.

Also, unless you're from the future, you got the feature date in your description wrong.

I really didn't get what was going on until the very last second. An interesting scenario, as you rarely see Discord get pranked

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Pfft, thank you... how and why I counted March as the fourth month, I'll never know. :rainbowlaugh:

short, nice gags, rarely seen twist at the end, with a decent comedy-per-word ratio. Overall, a very good value fic

Pretty funni. +1 like!

Ooh you fuckin got me. I thought this was gonna slowly become some weird horror fic where Discord merged with reality or something and everyone forgot about him.

Great story!

“It is GOOD day to be not Dead!” - Discord

You should consider putting this in the Crackfic Storm writing event. It would definitely fit there.

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POW. You are ded! -rock

You missed an opportunity for one of them to say "Ten Forward."

Blinks. Uh okay. Tilts head.

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... I don't even know what that's referencing. :rainbowlaugh:

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Ahhhh.... I haven't seen Star Trek outside of a couple movies, so I didn't think to add that.
I was almost tempted to add a reference to his role in a Murder; She Wrote episode though.

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