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A good story displays a moral, the best ones attach you to the characters who display them.


Pinkie Pie is known throughout Ponyville- and even Equestria -for her hyperactive, bubbly personality. Discord, for his world-domination attempts. Although, more recently, he’s been known for his mostly harmless chaotic pranks.

One fateful day, at the local Costcolt, the War of the Lots breaks out between the joint forces of chaos and harmony, and the warehouse staff. As is to be expected, hilarity ensues beneath the ultimate lack bloodshed.

I. Regret. Nothing.

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 41 )

Oh my gosh, this is like pure crack (despite having no idea what that's even like aside from watching We Are Number One vids and petting fluffy cats)!

Sweet Twicord fans under the lights of a disco, this is the funniest thing I've read in a while! There were so many great moments. Rainboromir is the best name. And I died at the Griffin reinforcements scene. Too many funny moments to mention them all.


If this is you on sugar... I can't wait for you to discover coffee.

Aww, thanks! I'm glad you've enjoyed it so far. :twilightsmile::heart:

Dear Celestia, I'd produce enough energy to create a nuke capable of decimating Cthulhu! :pinkiecrazy:

I'll check this out later but I can tell were screwed:pinkiegasp:. Quick, hide before she takes control. Also, how's it been?

You have no idea. :pinkiecrazy:
I've been decent, thanks for asking. :twilightsmile: How about yourself?


“It almost ate Angel.” She scolded, albeit lightly

I'm almost disappointed it didn't. And B)

We have a Cardboardian spy on base…”

Yea, we are screwed! Can't wait to see more. Loving it so far. Take the like

Your weakness must be new Alicorns, then. :trollestia:

So. Many. References! Everything from ancient Sparta to Star Wars, LoTR to TF2! This is hilarious! Eat more sugar on the weekends if this is what happens!


Whoa, there! I need to finish this story before I think about a sequel! :derpytongue2:

8171879 oh. I thought it was a oneshot.

....i have no idea what i just read.... but.... i think i liked it?:applejackconfused:

slaying her troops five by five

The ants are marching five by five, hurrah, hurrah....


Scootilla the Hungry


Oh, man! That was hilarious! :rainbowlaugh:

(Also, whoever spots every single reference gets a cookie~)

Oh, crap... That'll be difficult. :twilightoops:

More sugar! MORE SUGAAAAAR!!! :pinkiecrazy:

Seriously man, get a double expresso and a diabetes bomb bagel and write more!! :rainbowlaugh:

Rest assured, moar will come... :moustache:

One super-sweet-strawberry-sunrise-surprise, Whinny, with a brownie.

Why do i get the feeling this is what you had before you wrote this? Repeatedly? :trixieshiftright::derpyderp2::facehoof::rainbowlaugh:

I dunno, but those are illegal where I come from. :trollestia:

First off, you are owning that classical speech. :raritywink:

Second... I won't reveal too much, but... let's just say Phineas and ferb did a whole episode with Meep nearby. :ajsmug:

Chaos. Chaos... and Madness! I LOVE IT! :pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy:

Also, I love the Chronicles of Narnia reference in the battle scene.

In time, my friend. My focus is currently elsewhere. :ajsmug:

Applejack Reacher, I request you to lead our clandestine operations. ”

You sneaky....I see whatcha did there! Lol!

All of my WAT :pinkiecrazy:

Also I'm glad I favorited this :rainbowlaugh:

Always a good time when this story updates.

Good story! I hope to see more soon :rainbowwild:

Surely the problem will be fixed if we show them that ponies are cute!

i can't describe how much i love this line.

... why did I write this,

I don't know, but get back to writing it.

Does Pinkielovania feature sidescrolling action, repetitive but surprisingly good music, tight shorts and plenty of whipping? :ajsmug:

“Sometimes I wonder what scenes are playing in their little heads,” Celestia cooed, smiling widely.

That was my thought as to the fuck inspired this to spill out of your head.

Are you implying that Celestia and Luna are actually Pinkieclipse?:rainbowderp: Oh heavens...:applejackconfused:

Ride now!! Ride now!!
Not for Parties
or for Friendship

This is truly glorious madness. Looking forward to the Crisis of Infinite Ponks.

... I'm totally stealing that title. :rainbowlaugh:

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