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A good story displays a moral, the best ones attach you to the characters who display them.

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Pinkie Pie is known throughout Ponyville- and even Equestria -for her hyperactive, bubbly personality. Discord, for his world-domination attempts. Although, more recently, he’s been known for his mostly harmless chaotic pranks.

One fateful day, at the local Costcolt, the War of the Lots breaks out between the joint forces of chaos and harmony, and the warehouse staff. As is to be expected, hilarity ensues beneath the ultimate lack bloodshed.

I. Regret. Nothing.

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Comments ( 41 )

Oh my gosh, this is like pure crack (despite having no idea what that's even like aside from watching We Are Number One vids and petting fluffy cats)!

Sweet Twicord fans under the lights of a disco, this is the funniest thing I've read in a while! There were so many great moments. Rainboromir is the best name. And I died at the Griffin reinforcements scene. Too many funny moments to mention them all.

~Melly~

If this is you on sugar... I can't wait for you to discover coffee.

8166626
Aww, thanks! I'm glad you've enjoyed it so far. :twilightsmile::heart:

8166650
Dear Celestia, I'd produce enough energy to create a nuke capable of decimating Cthulhu! :pinkiecrazy:

I'll check this out later but I can tell were screwed:pinkiegasp:. Quick, hide before she takes control. Also, how's it been?

8166863
You have no idea. :pinkiecrazy:
I've been decent, thanks for asking. :twilightsmile: How about yourself?

We Cardbordians are descendents of Lauren Faust herself. Taught never to retreat. Never to Surrender.

A)

“It almost ate Angel.” She scolded, albeit lightly

I'm almost disappointed it didn't. And B)

We have a Cardboardian spy on base…”
Author's

Yea, we are screwed! Can't wait to see more. Loving it so far. Take the like

8168070
Your weakness must be new Alicorns, then. :trollestia:

So. Many. References! Everything from ancient Sparta to Star Wars, LoTR to TF2! This is hilarious! Eat more sugar on the weekends if this is what happens!

WE NEED A SEQUEL.

8171112
Whoa, there! I need to finish this story before I think about a sequel! :derpytongue2:

8171879 oh. I thought it was a oneshot.

....i have no idea what i just read.... but.... i think i liked it?:applejackconfused:

slaying her troops five by five

The ants are marching five by five, hurrah, hurrah....

also

Scootilla the Hungry

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Oh, man! That was hilarious! :rainbowlaugh:

(Also, whoever spots every single reference gets a cookie~)

Oh, crap... That'll be difficult. :twilightoops:

More sugar! MORE SUGAAAAAR!!! :pinkiecrazy:

Seriously man, get a double expresso and a diabetes bomb bagel and write more!! :rainbowlaugh:

8201654
Rest assured, moar will come... :moustache:

One super-sweet-strawberry-sunrise-surprise, Whinny, with a brownie.

Why do i get the feeling this is what you had before you wrote this? Repeatedly? :trixieshiftright::derpyderp2::facehoof::rainbowlaugh:

8202471
I dunno, but those are illegal where I come from. :trollestia:

8202948
First off, you are owning that classical speech. :raritywink:

Second... I won't reveal too much, but... let's just say Phineas and ferb did a whole episode with Meep nearby. :ajsmug:

Chaos. Chaos... and Madness! I LOVE IT! :pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy:

Also, I love the Chronicles of Narnia reference in the battle scene.

8386732
In time, my friend. My focus is currently elsewhere. :ajsmug:

Applejack Reacher, I request you to lead our clandestine operations. ”

You sneaky....I see whatcha did there! Lol!

All of my WAT :pinkiecrazy:

Also I'm glad I favorited this :rainbowlaugh:

Always a good time when this story updates.

Good story! I hope to see more soon :rainbowwild:

Surely the problem will be fixed if we show them that ponies are cute!

i can't describe how much i love this line.

... why did I write this,

I don't know, but get back to writing it.

Does Pinkielovania feature sidescrolling action, repetitive but surprisingly good music, tight shorts and plenty of whipping? :ajsmug:

“Sometimes I wonder what scenes are playing in their little heads,” Celestia cooed, smiling widely.

That was my thought as to the fuck inspired this to spill out of your head.

Are you implying that Celestia and Luna are actually Pinkieclipse?:rainbowderp: Oh heavens...:applejackconfused:

Ride now!! Ride now!!
Not for Parties
or for Friendship
FOR THE JOKES ENDING!!!
XD

This is truly glorious madness. Looking forward to the Crisis of Infinite Ponks.

9654568
... I'm totally stealing that title. :rainbowlaugh:

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