Still miss you, Mel!

I hope you are doing well!

We all miss you!

I in particular, since I don't know anyone else with a gift for finding words that sound funny.

"Yeah, I wanna talk to da PORKER, mate!"
"Aaaargh ........ who's this?!?"
"..... THIS IS KARTANO!!!!"

i'm baaaaaaaaaaaack

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Feel free to call me dude, my dude. Thou hast completed the dark and ancient ritual of commenting on my page already, therefore thou art dubbed dude, and thou hast the privileges of dude-speaking.
To address all of your other questions, I simply give this all-completing answer: a tutu and pillocks.
~Melly~

Can I call you "dude" because everyone else on here does?

Or is there some kind of ritual or such one needs go to through in order to gain entry to such a class of peoples? People that call you dude? And who have the honor of being themselves called dude by you, after the fact?

And why "dude"? Was there a reason this moniker was chosen? Was it a dare? Did somebody ... threaten you?

And ... this person who threatened you and forced you to be called dude ... why were they doing that?

Do you have many enemies? Enemies that call you dude?

I have a sneaky suspicion the clear liquid I drank may not have been Mountain Dew Ice.

Because Mr. Rogers is sitting on the top of my monitor, playing a banjo and smiling at me. Only ... he twitches occasionally ... then laughs maniacally, and says "HE THINKS IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUDE!!!!!! THE FOOL! HE KNOWS NOTHING!!! HAAAAAR HAR HAR HAR ... row row row your boat, gently down the stream ... "

Why is Mr. Rogers angry at YOU? And why is he sitting there, singing about rowing a boat? He knows I don't own a boat. The small army of Groucho Marx's climbing up my blinds have told him that much.

Is that why you get called dude and I don't? Because of Groucho? Or was it something more? Was it that whole thing in Greece, with the paperbag and the funny handshakes? Was it ego, captain??

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No prob, my dude. Lol, I should probably check fimfic more often 👀<3

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No prob, my dude. Lol, I should probably check fimfic more often 👀<3
~Melly~

Thanks for the follow!

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Ah, okay. Well, I don't exactly have a favourite favourite of story types. I like different things, dark, sad, comedy, random, et cetera. It all depends on how it's done. I hope your writing goes well 👌
~Melly~

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Ok. Just wanted your opinion on it. I don’t think it’s as good as my last one. BTW what’s your favorite type of fic. Mine’s human turned pony stories. I’m trying to write one of my own, but am having trouble trying to figure out how to begin it.