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Hey guys · 12:40am Oct 23rd, 2018

Been a loooooooong time since I made a blog post. Well, I'd like to say somethings to anyone who might still be reading. I've mostly moved on from MLP writing. Its highly unlikely I'll be finishing any of the stories I've left since my last blog post. However: I post very frequently in the (not so) cynical creators guild, of which I am an admin, so if you wanna interact with me, I'll be over there usually. If

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Pineapple salad is better than pineapple salsa.

But both are better than lizard tails.

Hey, buddy! How ya doin'? Got time for a random survey? If so, then splendid! Answer the follow questions below.

-On a hot dog or hamburger, do you prefer ketchup, mustard, or both?

-I don’t know anything about your personal life, but I assume you are always on a tight and exhausting schedule that leaves you feeling stressfully tired. With that in mind, how much would you be willing to pay for an extra hour of sleep in the morning?

Are you an early bird or a night owl?

-What is your favorite season?

-Congratulations! It’s your birthday! Even if it isn’t, I’m still going to give you a present in the form of a giant mech suit! Which one would you like?

Death Egg Robot (Sonic the Hedgehog): Want a mech suit with a charming cartoony style? Then look no further than the Death Egg Robot. The Death Egg Robot is a large mech suit that comes with the ability to fly along with rotating drill-like claws that can be launched. Comes with the option for lasers and can take some punishment, though its ground speed is a bit slow.
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Metal Face Mechon Suit (Xenoblade Chronicles): Want something really cool that will intimidate your enemies? A bit of a tight fit, but this mech suit has ultra smooth and precise controls, and is very powerful. The Metal Face Mechon Suit comes with strong and sharp claw hands, a powerful laser cannon, is capable of long distance flight, and is made of extremely strong and durable metal. Also comes with a cool voice.
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Megazord (Power Rangers): Do you have friends and want something to do together with them? Then this is the mech suit for you. This Megazord is made of several different robots that is completely customizable with all sorts of looks, styles, and weapons. Not to mention it’s huge! Requires multiple people to operate, as well as effective teamwork, coordination, and communication.
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Armored Personnel Unit (The Matrix): While it may not protect the person controlling the mech suit, this Armored Personnel Unit is perfect for those who are very gun-happy and favor smooth controls.
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Merry Christmas your senpai has noticed you! :twilightsmile:

And a happy new year! :pinkiehappy:

I feel like I've followed you for while, but apparently I haven't :applejackconfused:

Hello, Fossil-Dragon-Messiah! Got a few minutes to answer a fun little survey? If so, great! :twilightsmile: I have two questions I'd like you to answer.

Question 1:

Imagine that you have come in contact with a radioactive rock and you gain a super power. Unfortunately, the super power doesn't work the way you thought and therefore is a bit of a disappointment. Which one of these wonky super powers would you rather be stuck with?
- The ability to turn invisible, but only for 10 seconds at a time
- The ability to fly like Superman, but only 2 feet off the ground
- X-ray vison, but you can't turn it off
- The ability to read minds, but you must shout every thought you read out loud
- The ability to transform into a beast or monster, but you lose your clothes when you transform (meaning you will be nude when you turn back into a human)
- Super speed, but you become extremely exhausted and are almost guaranteed to vomit after every use

Then, explain why you picked your disappointing super power.

Question 2:

How many licks do you think it would take for you to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? (Please don't say "three." I'm looking for your answer, not Mr. Owl's!)

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