• Member Since 15th Aug, 2018
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Saint Kartano

Universally hated.

Get in touch

Discord: Saint Kartano#2672
Usual Discord Server: https://discord.gg/7JqKaC
LinkedIn Profile (business only - no bullshit there please): https://www.linkedin.com/in/simon-mitchell-76512352/
KIK: sooty.grunter
Location: Phoenix, Arizona. If you're in the area and wanna go out for a chat and a cup of covfefe? Give me a shout. I do not bite (and no - for those people who have insinuated it in the past, i am not trolling for SEX, okay????)

Blog Posts

  • Thursday
    Vale Antsca - Andy. Rest In Peace.

    God I’m broken up so badly.

    We will all love and miss you so much.


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  • 3 weeks
    Mr Derp Face

    This is another of those obscure FIMFIC members that I remember conversing with a great deal on my old account.

    They were hilarious to chat with and had this fascinating writing style - including a habit of engineering completely new words!

    I often wonder if they're still around.

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  • 7 weeks
    Work Searches

    It never fails.

    I feel so guilty about not working on my story.

    Presently I am back to searching for work.

    Read More

    2 comments · 49 views
  • 16 weeks
    Desperate to write, work issues, floods

    Every time I get a chance to sit at my PC and I'm not actively combating depression-induced fugue, it seems I'm assailed by a thousand other things I need to do rather than actually write anything. This includes personal stories I'm writing for people as well as my current MLP story.

    I've just spent six weeks fighting a Symfony thin client trying to get a development system running so I can actually bill some hours.

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  • 20 weeks
    Wishing I could write, stressing about work

    I keep hoping that I will awake someday and have the desire to write once again. I have a lot of stories in the works including some personal stories that I've been writing just for particular people.

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Vacuous, self-indulgent drivel.

  1. How many languages can you speak? Just English - and I have enough difficulty with that.
  2. What is your favorite strange food combinations? Pink salmon, corn, black olives and a little Thousand Island dressing.
  3. What’s your favorite place? It's a place and time. I would suggest my childhood home, back in 1983.
  4. Where did you grow up? Merbein, Victoria, Australia.
  5. What’s your favourite hobby? I don't have a favorite, but I have several. Medical science, scuba diving, model making, EMS, camping, dirt bike riding, history (especially Roman), rifle and pistol shooting, chess.
  6. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you be? Dead.
  7. Are you a listener or a talker? It depends on who my interlocutor is.
  8. What was your last song on your Spotify? I cannot remember - I haven't used Spotify now in a very long time.
  9. Are you a back seat driver? Not at all. Back seat drivers absolutely shit me to tears. You don't like what I'm doing?? Let me pull the fuck over and YOU drive.
  10. Describe your dream holiday if money was no limit? To Maine, I think. Either that or to France to visit the war grave of my greatgrandmother's brother who was killed in action at the Battle of Fromelles on the 19th of July, 1916.
  11. Where do you want to retire? RETIRE?! I live in modern America!!! I'm ever going to be able to afford to RETIRE!!!!
  12. Complete the sentence “I wish everyone could…” Learn to just exercise patience, self-restraint and to learn to have a care for their fellow citizens. Such as allowing the lowest paid people of the national to earn enough to enjoy luxuries such as milk and bread, even if that means the inhuman sacrifice of paying a little bit extra for a hamburger.
  13. Describe your dream wedding if money was no object? Spartan. Weddings today are so ridiculous and needlessly expensive.
  14. What would you do if you knew you could not fail? I'd love to be an NRP or a trauma surgeon.
  15. What is your goal by the end of the decade? To die of natural causes, leaving my wife, kids and my friend Lady Q a share of the $1,000,000 USD of life insurance policies I currently hold.
  16. What is your dream job? ... well ... if I had to chooce ... I'd love to be an NRP or a trauma surgeon.
  17. When you were a child, what was your biggest dream? To be an architect.
  18. What talent would you most like to grow and develop? My scuba diving.
  19. Where would you build your dream home? Miles away from fucking anybody. On a piece of land large enough to get in serious dirt bike riding and some shooting.
  20. If you could immediately gain one skill, what would it be? To heal.
  21. Where do you see yourself going in the company? I see myself being sacked by the end of January, 2021. (UPDATE: I was close, I guess - they sacked me on the 28th of May)
  22. What do you think the most important thing is for a workplace to have? Patience. Either that, or decency. I've yet to find an American employer that has either of these.
  23. What do you admire most in a work colleague? Consideration. Someone who listens, offers constructive but POLITE critiques of your work. Somebody who understands that inflection is lost in the written word, and an off-hand comment can come across as incredibly hostile.
  24. What coffee do you drink in your morning meeting? We don't have meetings, thank Christ. As long as it's hot, has two sugars and creamer that is NOT hazlenut flavored, then it'll do.
  25. What do you think you contribute most to the workplace? I try do, but from the way I'm addressed and constantly badgered, I don't think I contribute anything.
  26. If you could open an office anywhere in the world, where would it be? Houston, Texas.
  27. What is the longest you’ve ever stayed in one job? Seven years. I only left because a competitor bought us out. Then lied about what they were going to do for us after that buy out. Then finally started sacking people from the company I HAD been working for.
  28. What was the worst job you've ever had? Fullbay were the biggest group of heartless fucking arseholes I have yet had to fucking misfortune to fucking deal with. Results Direct (Australia) comes in at a close second.
  29. What was your first job? Seasonal block work in the vineyards of my home town.
  30. Describe the sun in one word? G-Type.
  31. Describe your in-laws in one word? Arseholes.
  32. Describe yourself in one word? Worthless.
  33. Describe your breakfast in one word? Indeterminate.
  34. Describe your house in one word? Submarine.
  35. Describe your weekend in one word? Futile.
  36. Describe your fashion trend in one word? Nonexistent.
  37. Describe your car in one word? Destroyed (one of the joys of having kids ... they destroy the seats, the outside door handles, the carpets)

Vale Antsca - Andy. Rest In Peace. · 10:00pm Last Thursday

God I’m broken up so badly.

We will all love and miss you so much.


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... and STUFF!!!

The mind boggles!!!

No worries n stuff.

Thank you for allowing the follow!!

I am still angry at myself for deleting my original FIM account.

Thankies fer the follow and welcome back. ^^

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