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Discord: Saint Kartano#2672 Usual Discord Server:https://discord.gg/7JqKaC LinkedIn Profile (business only - no bullshit there please):https://www.linkedin.com/in/simon-mitchell-76512352/ KIK: sooty.grunter Location: Phoenix, Arizona. If you're in the area and wanna go out for a chat and a cup of covfefe? Give me a shout. I do not bite (and no - for those people who have insinuated it in the past, i am not trolling for SEX, okay????)
Every time I get a chance to sit at my PC and I'm not actively combating depression-induced fugue, it seems I'm assailed by a thousand other things I need to do rather than actually write anything. This includes personal stories I'm writing for people as well as my current MLP story.
I've just spent six weeks fighting a Symfony thin client trying to get a development system running so I can actually bill some hours.
I keep hoping that I will awake someday and have the desire to write once again. I have a lot of stories in the works including some personal stories that I've been writing just for particular people.
What’s your favourite hobby? I don't have a favorite, but I have several. Medical science, scuba diving, model making, EMS, camping, dirt bike riding, history (especially Roman), rifle and pistol shooting, chess.
If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you be? Dead.
Are you a listener or a talker? It depends on who my interlocutor is.
What was your last song on your Spotify? I cannot remember - I haven't used Spotify now in a very long time.
Are you a back seat driver? Not at all. Back seat drivers absolutely shit me to tears. You don't like what I'm doing?? Let me pull the fuck over and YOU drive.
Describe your dream holiday if money was no limit? To Maine, I think. Either that or to France to visit the war grave of my greatgrandmother's brother who was killed in action at the Battle of Fromelles on the 19th of July, 1916.
Where do you want to retire? RETIRE?! I live in modern America!!! I'm ever going to be able to afford to RETIRE!!!!
Complete the sentence “I wish everyone could…” Learn to just exercise patience, self-restraint and to learn to have a care for their fellow citizens. Such as allowing the lowest paid people of the national to earn enough to enjoy luxuries such as milk and bread, even if that means the inhuman sacrifice of paying a little bit extra for a hamburger.
Describe your dream wedding if money was no object? Spartan. Weddings today are so ridiculous and needlessly expensive.
What would you do if you knew you could not fail? I'd love to be an NRP or a trauma surgeon.
What is your goal by the end of the decade? To die of natural causes, leaving my wife, kids and my friend Lady Q a share of the $1,000,000 USD of life insurance policies I currently hold.
What is your dream job? ... well ... if I had to chooce ... I'd love to be an NRP or a trauma surgeon.
When you were a child, what was your biggest dream? To be an architect.
What talent would you most like to grow and develop? My scuba diving.
Where would you build your dream home? Miles away from fucking anybody. On a piece of land large enough to get in serious dirt bike riding and some shooting.
If you could immediately gain one skill, what would it be? To heal.
Where do you see yourself going in the company? I see myself being sacked by the end of January, 2021. (UPDATE: I was close, I guess - they sacked me on the 28th of May)
What do you think the most important thing is for a workplace to have? Patience. Either that, or decency. I've yet to find an American employer that has either of these.
What do you admire most in a work colleague? Consideration. Someone who listens, offers constructive but POLITE critiques of your work. Somebody who understands that inflection is lost in the written word, and an off-hand comment can come across as incredibly hostile.
What coffee do you drink in your morning meeting? We don't have meetings, thank Christ. As long as it's hot, has two sugars and creamer that is NOT hazlenut flavored, then it'll do.
What do you think you contribute most to the workplace? I try do, but from the way I'm addressed and constantly badgered, I don't think I contribute anything.
If you could open an office anywhere in the world, where would it be? Houston, Texas.
What is the longest you’ve ever stayed in one job? Seven years. I only left because a competitor bought us out. Then lied about what they were going to do for us after that buy out. Then finally started sacking people from the company I HAD been working for.
What was the worst job you've ever had? Fullbay were the biggest group of heartless fucking arseholes I have yet had to fucking misfortune to fucking deal with. Results Direct (Australia) comes in at a close second.
What was your first job? Seasonal block work in the vineyards of my home town.
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