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TheMajorTechie


Wallowing in the pit of slow/nonexistant internet, waiting for the day fiber-optic internet kills Comcast once and for all...


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Yup. Here's my 75 follower special. 15 OCs created by YOU, stuffed plot-first into the most mind meltingly stupid story you could possibly find from me.

On a side note, I'm afraid of what the 100 follower special may turn out to be later on...

But yeah, you asked for it. :trollestia:

Also, PREPARE THEE BUTTOCKS FOR THE UNLEASHING OF INSANITY!


Characters:
Root (Timber Pony) - AlchemicalRainbow
Alcea (Poison Dragon) - Ponymonfunn
Dark Lightning (Pegasus with multiple personalities) - Undead Equestria Writer
Steele Casemate (Earth Pony) - Wrought-iron
Night blossom (Pegasus Bat-Pony) - The oracle
Yandere Mane (Pegasus) - AppleScoots
Night (Earth Pony) - Ender Knight Reborn
Carrion (Undead Griffon) - AlchemicalRainbow
Mirror Smash (Perpetually unlucky pony of no particular race) - AlchemicalRainbow
Hops Mash (Beer brewer who's a general idiot, easily angered and never rational, impulsive and doesn't listen to reason.) BattleScarredPony
Silversun Stormwing (TL,DR bio: Rule 63 OP Rainbow Dash) - Scorch Valor
Mellow Seed (Yellow coated, blue maned mare with a Prench accent. She is meek, a little ditzy and forgetful, but tends to agree with what someone says, even when what they are saying is ridiculous.) - thechilldude
Blizzard wind (Unicorn with snow white mane and tail, silvery fur, bright blue eyes) - Ender Knight Reborn
Ghast (Unicorn with black fur and a nimbus color mane along with red eyes.) - Final fantasy forever
Derpy's toaster cousin (Self explanatory.) - (I forgot who created this OC. Sorry. :twilightsheepish:)

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 54 )

Spike grumbled about being the only logical character in a poorly written fanfic as he crawled into a random pile of blankets that just happened to be in a convenient location.

You, my good sir, have just surmised the majority of Spike Episodes... :moustache:

I am quite pleased with this. Have one of everything. (Bonus points for "Am I Root?")

7947416 DANGIT ROOT, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!

Sorry but you aren't allowed to write fics like these until you have at least 1,5k fanbois upvoting your every fic.

7947862 Heh. I'm just doing what my current 75 followers want. Okay? There was even a vote I posted a while back on what to do. Its just a fun little story written using submitted ideas and OCs.

7947872 Sorry, I didn't mean to sound condescending, quite the opposite really. I meant that if you had some more followers, you would be in the feature box with this fic. :twilightsmile:

7948286 Ah, okay. No biggie there. :scootangel:

7947851 I AM ROOT! ...I AM ROOT?

I don't even know... and great name, though. I would have called something like "I don't really have a name for this so I went with this one".

You can morph my OC's M.P.D personalities however you like, but if it's my main OC you can't, and Dark would have some words with you.

WELL, Hard would have some words, a few blunt objects, a few torture games, mental collapse, and possible murder. And that's the POSITIVES!

You got my actual personality by just saying random things with a single crazy pony. I mean, I hate cameras, I will scream at nothing, and basically everything else you did.

All in all, good job

"OKAY, WHO SET ME UP FOR THE SEX CHANGE?!"
Nobody did. You're born male.
"THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT ME TO THINK!"

Modern society in a nutshell. :trollestia:

Scratch what the Oc's are doing, THE HELL ARE THE CMC UP TO!!! INTERCONNECTED GROWTH SPELL!!! OH DEAR SWEET CELESTIA!!!

7987696 It's based off of the idea suggestion of all fillies and colts suddenly growing to monstrous sizes. :rainbowwild:

HELLO SMALL DEAD THINGS! I like it.... It adds a sense of weirdness I like. And to answer your question in the A/N.... Sure. But don't forget about his imaginary friiiiiiiiiend! Goodbye for now small dead things!

7987874 Imaginary friend? I'll make a puny dead thing as one! :pinkiecrazy:

7987883 Did you forget what I told you in the blog? :facehoof: SMALL DEAD THING!

7987895 Okay, okay. It'll be small. :scootangel:

7987911 I'm upset you forgot about his good old imaginary friend! Truly heartbroken yadda yadda blah blah blah sad sentence fake crying and all that nonsense

7987918 I was just thinking that puny dead thing would work better to fit the Hulk theme. :twilightsheepish:

7987921 If you changed him anymore it wouldn't be my OC anymore it would be yours but it's up to you, it's your story bro. :raritywink:

Oh, how I love this story. It makes me laugh.

I really need to finish this thing. :facehoof:

Seems like a good idea to me.

"A PAIR OF PRETTILY PEELED PEARS POUNCED ON PIPSQUEAK'S PLUMP POD OF PUCKS!"

The hell is this line... so many questions, yet so little answers.

"It's not like as if I'm the one that has the best control over this body, anyways. Get it? CONTROL?!"

I don't get it. :applejackconfused:

" ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT?!"

And to think this is rated E.
Not for the australians.
Anyway, nice fic!

Trying to find out where Mellow Seed ran off to. Did I miss her in one of the earlier chapters? :derpytongue2:

8058432 Even I have no idea anymore. :facehoof:

8071739

I didn't pay attention to see if anyone else's was missing. I was just keeping track of my own. :derpytongue2:

Alright, I love it when I wake up in the morning, read a story and find out that I'm a walking and talking supernova... I'm so glad that I was the biggest cause for the end of all life as we know it.

8080977 Nope. Just a casual table flipper. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

8081035 ' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(◕_◕)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ Put the table back or else

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER!!!!!

눈_눈 Really...

8081072 ┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬

HE'S SLIPPING AWAY!

⁞ つ: •̀ ⌂ •́ : ⁞-︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ (⌐■_■)–︻╦╤─ ໒(:ರωರ:)〜︻̷┻̿═━ ( ͝ಠ ʖ ಠ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿

GET HIM!

(◐‿◑)

There is no reality. Only derp.

8081089 But Sir you left your money! [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

And Don't worry, I'm a hitman! ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿

Go, sir, I'll slow them down!

༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ Uhh... your free to go sir...

8081582 ~~~~~~~[]=¤ԅ(ˊᗜˋ* )੭ I got a fancy sword!

┬┴┬┴┤・ω・)ノ├┬┴┬┴ Haha, see y'all! I'm out!

(⌐■_■)–︻╦╤─ (#×_×) Not today, mothaf--

ಥ_ಥ :pinkiegasp: NO SWEARS!

8081582 We've essentially created a mini-story, haven't we?

8081616 Yeah, but YOLO BITC... no swears right... FUCK THE RULES!!! (⌐■_■)

8081616 Alright, now I need to go into hiding, cause Pinkie will more than likely kill me. PEACE!!!✌('ω')

What the heck is wrong with the mind that came up with this?


What the heck is wrong with me for actually reading this?

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