//------------------------------// // More Chaos(?) // Story: The Incredibly Stupidly Weird Story About 15 Random OCs // by TheMajorTechie //------------------------------// "Carrion?" Night Blossom purred at the counter of the local bar, "That's your name, right?" "Huh?" Carrion groaned from the counter, "You said somethin'?" "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Night Blossom squealed, "You talked to me!" Carrion shrugged. "Yeah, so what? A lotta thestrals talk to me, and vice versa." He sniffed the air, and pulled out an air freshener tree. "Though, I'd recommend that you bring noseplugs if we ever meet again." He finished his cider, and promptly left without a word. "ACK!" Carrion squacked as he burst back into the bar through the window, "RUN!" Night Blossom raised a brow, and gazed out the large hole in the window. And there, just a couple feet in front of her, a hoof the size of a carriage stomped down. Said hoof in question happening to belong to Diamond Tiara, who unfortunately just stubbed it on a loose brick on the pavement. And aside from the obvious differences between stepping on legos and actual bricks, one likely wouldn't notice the difference if they were the size of Godzilla, anyways. "OWWWWWWWWWWW!" Diamond Tiara wailed, "STUPID BRICK!" She promptly kicked the brick, but missed and instead left an even larger hole in the bathroom wall of the bar. "THAT'LL TEACH YOU!" She screamed as she stomped off. Carrion peeked out from under a pile of bottles. "Is the giant gone?" He whispered to himself. "MMmmmm... flesh." "GAH!" Carrion whipped around to find an absurdly large zebrican pegasus licking Carrion's paw. "Wh-- who are you?!" He burst, flinging himself from the bottles. Several shards of glass quickly implanted themselves in his bad wing, but it didn't really matter anyways 'cause Carrion's already dead. Kinda. Yandere Mane rose. And rose... and rose. Towering at nearly twice the height of Carrion, Yandere boomed down, "I AM YANDERE MANE. HELLO, SMALL DEAD THING." "Um." Carrion squeaked, "BYE!" Carrion rushed out of the bar through the same window, only to smack beak-first into yet another pair of giant hooves. "AH!" Applebloom yelled, "AH KNEW WE SHOULDN'T'VE MESSED WITH THAT INTERCONNECTED GROWTH SPELL!" Sweetie Belle rolled her eyes. "Don't forget, Applebloom, I had to cast that spell to get us out of the time loop." "Yeah!" Scootaloo shouted from even higher up, "At least I can fly now with these huge wings!" Carrion, after getting his beak unstuck from Applebloom's hoof, looked up to see the source of the voice and absurdly strong wind. And spotted a tiny pegasus filly with wings the size of supermarkets. Just think about it. Imagine Scootaloo with a normal-sized body, but wings the size of Walmart buildings.