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// THE FINAL EVENT 
// Story: The Incredibly Stupidly Weird Story About 15 Random OCs 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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	The toaster shrugged. "Idunno," it replied, "Felt like the right thing to say."

"Then why are we here?!" Silver Stormwing yelled, "Tell us something worth knowing!"

For a moment, the room went silent as the toaster contemplated the idea of something that was actually worth the time to tell.

"Well?" Stormwing grunted, hovering above the crowd, "Spit it out, or I'll buck it outta you!"

"Ah, yes..." it finally began, minutes of silence later. "Dark Lightning's most recent seizure was the result of his personalities waging war on each other in his mind. Every time one of them took over, they would send a powerful surge of magic coursing through his body, and out into the open."

"WHAT DOES DARK LIGHTNING HAVE TO DO WITH POSSIBLE WORLD-ENDING DOOM?!"

"Simple." The toaster replied, "Dark Lightning has been chipping away in secret at the logical and temporal function of our reality. As we speak, we're currently tumbling at an exponentially increasing rate towards ultimate levels of entropy, as well as the complete and utter breakdown of time itself."

"But why?"

"Idunno, ask Hard Time. He's the one with the time machine."

Root recoiled in shock. "MY TIME MACHINE?!" He shouted in surprise, "HOW DID HE GET HIS HOOVES ON IT?!"

Though, his voicebox device kinda... broke moments prior, so instead, it came out as "MY TIOOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT?!"

Everypony stared.

And then the universe imploded on itself, at the same time exploding as well, sending toenails worth of kittenballs flying in every not-direction. Root barked happily as he began to bury the bones of his enemies, Alcea became a Ninja Turtle riding Ghast, Derpy's cousin turned back into himself, and Carrion and Mirror Smash fused into a single being, bent on the ultimate takeover of Discord's nose-hairs. Also, Hops Mash proceeded to throw up rainbow potatoes into a pocket universe.