What happened to Crews A through S? We don't speak of them.

A mysterious organization known only as "The CC" emerged mysteriously on a mysterious night with mysterious motives. Their goal? To explore what was never explored before.

The problem? They've sent out nineteen exploration crews, only for each and every one of them to go missing. Also mysteriously, mind you.

And now, with their twentieth attempt in Crew-T, maybe something interesting will finally happen...

A play on the concept behind GMBlackjack's League of Sweetie Belles.
A sidestory to What If...

CONTENT WARNINGS: the complete and utter annihilation of the random tag, OC abuse, and the loss of readers' braincells. Also, the Crackhead Coalition.

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