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THE FINAL EVENT

Author's Note:

I've lost track of which OCs have already been used and which haven't been used yet. Even though this is the final chapter, I'll make a special bonus chapter for any OCs that I missed. Sorry if I missed yours.

But yeah, I'm pretty much out of it right now, and I've been bleeding ideas everywhere for a while too, so... yeah, have a (moderately) generic "World devolves into chaos" ending, which has been typical of most of my stories to end with.

The toaster shrugged. "Idunno," it replied, "Felt like the right thing to say."

"Then why are we here?!" Silver Stormwing yelled, "Tell us something worth knowing!"

For a moment, the room went silent as the toaster contemplated the idea of something that was actually worth the time to tell.

"Well?" Stormwing grunted, hovering above the crowd, "Spit it out, or I'll buck it outta you!"

"Ah, yes..." it finally began, minutes of silence later. "Dark Lightning's most recent seizure was the result of his personalities waging war on each other in his mind. Every time one of them took over, they would send a powerful surge of magic coursing through his body, and out into the open."

"WHAT DOES DARK LIGHTNING HAVE TO DO WITH POSSIBLE WORLD-ENDING DOOM?!"

"Simple." The toaster replied, "Dark Lightning has been chipping away in secret at the logical and temporal function of our reality. As we speak, we're currently tumbling at an exponentially increasing rate towards ultimate levels of entropy, as well as the complete and utter breakdown of time itself."

"But why?"

"Idunno, ask Hard Time. He's the one with the time machine."

Root recoiled in shock. "MY TIME MACHINE?!" He shouted in surprise, "HOW DID HE GET HIS HOOVES ON IT?!"

Though, his voicebox device kinda... broke moments prior, so instead, it came out as "MY TIOOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT?!"

Everypony stared.

And then the universe imploded on itself, at the same time exploding as well, sending toenails worth of kittenballs flying in every not-direction. Root barked happily as he began to bury the bones of his enemies, Alcea became a Ninja Turtle riding Ghast, Derpy's cousin turned back into himself, and Carrion and Mirror Smash fused into a single being, bent on the ultimate takeover of Discord's nose-hairs. Also, Hops Mash proceeded to throw up rainbow potatoes into a pocket universe.

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BellChime

BellChime #1 · Mar 29th, 2017 · · ·

" ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT?!"

And to think this is rated E.
Not for the australians.
Anyway, nice fic!

Cadiefly

Cadiefly #2 · Mar 29th, 2017 · · ·

Trying to find out where Mellow Seed ran off to. Did I miss her in one of the earlier chapters?

TheMajorTechie

TheMajorTechie #3 · Apr 3rd, 2017 · · ·

8058432 Even I have no idea anymore.

Cadiefly

Cadiefly #4 · Apr 3rd, 2017 · · ·

8071739

I didn't pay attention to see if anyone else's was missing. I was just keeping track of my own.

TheMajorTechie

TheMajorTechie #5 · Apr 3rd, 2017 · · ·

8071749 :P

Undead Equestrian Writer

Undead Equestrian Writer #6 · Apr 7th, 2017 · · ·

Alright, I love it when I wake up in the morning, read a story and find out that I'm a walking and talking supernova... I'm so glad that I was the biggest cause for the end of all life as we know it.

TheMajorTechie