A small band of cultists have gotten together on this deep dark night where the stars have aligned to summon forth one of the Great Old Ones, armed and ready to bring Equestria, nay, all of Equus under their master's sway. Or that's what they planned.
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That was pretty funny. Thank you.
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My pleasure.
You know, I've read a lot of Lovecraft pastiche, but this is the first one in which Cthulhu is a Cookie Monster. Congrats on increasing the madness!
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Thanks!
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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4mc_whB4cWA/T1U9AM6aj0I/AAAAAAAAAlI/NgcTkSvbuO4/s1600/cookie.jpg
http://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/35n2c7.jpg
Hard to argue either of these points.
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:-)
Recipe, please!
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Private. :-)
Whenever you say optional canon, its pretty much a guarantee that the story will be to good to be optional.
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???
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I have no idea what he meant.
7698580 All of your "optional canon" stories are great. So great that I'd hate for them not to be canon.
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See if you say that when the next optional story is posted.
7699166 Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a freshly-baked cookie in my eye
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:-)
That's what you get for being cryptic cultists.
I feel like the barista who misspelled the head cultist's name in a humorous way is really to blame for the whole debacle.
I wonder what punishment the cultists will face. Community service baking cookies for underprivileged foals?
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What makes you say that?
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If that is a reference, I do not get.
I imagine that's the only coherent thing he can actually do now. And mumble about bunny slippers.
7704935 It's not a reference, it's just that the cult leader seemed driven mostly by a desire for revenge for those jerks who mocked him in a coffee shop, and in my experience 80% of cafe-based mockeries are driven by the barista hilariously mispronouncing your name when they announce your beverage is ready.
Look, if a dozen people pointed and laughed at you after some barista announced a foam latte for an Axle Wario, you'd swear revenge and summon a dark god to take over the world, right? It's the only logical response.
7697570 OBJECTION! That first picture is bullshit. Cookie Monster still eats cookies. Not nearly as much of them, and also eats fruits, but he still eats cookies. Source? My eight year old likes to watch the show still. And the reasoning for the change was to promote healthy eating habits, not PC bullshit.