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Series of drabbles featuring MLP characters based on prompts submitted by readers, including: Therapist Luna, Rainbow Dash having one brain cell, Twilight having a wedding everyone disapproves of, and many more (as I update them)!


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Spike if that book was a Radiance comic book and you were in the altar, then you wouldn't be as uncomfortable right now

:facehoof::facehoof: (one of those is for someone who's been blocked by the author, so I'm adding it for them).

To be fair, I don't understand the appeal of it either.

I will always cherish the description I saw on Reddit once: like licking a Blind Melon CD.

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That's why I like fruity sweet drinks.

I'm immediately reminded of Mind If I Cut In? by MrNumbers.

Their wedding song will be One Night in Bangkok.

La Croix is a very mixed bag in my opinion, some flavors are fairly okay, others have no reason to exist outside medieval torture chambers.

One, I'm surprised Twilight isn't (at least secretly) okay with this decision.

Two, I was worried that the CMC's restaurant of choice involved an arcade and rather horrible pizza.

I can kind of see s1 Twilight doing something like this. Later seasons and alicorn queen not so much...well, a little bit less anyways.

“I’m sorry! I just—I need everything to go perfectly! And it’s not just her! Every noble likes it, and I don’t GET it! It’s disgusting!”

Probably because "it’s Princess Celestia’s favorite drink!", so whether they like it or not they still drink it :moustache:

“Interesting,” she mused to herself. “I never imagined the fate of Equestria would rest on me having to ensure three of our most important defenders had a healthy romantic relationship, but here we are.”

Indeed :moustache:

The three mares watched Rainbow zoom off, after which Rarity politely said, “Everypony in favor of never letting Rainbow pick a restaurant again?”

Hmmmm... I mean aye :twilightsheepish:

You see, if ponies were to constantly joke that she would marry a book, then she might as well shut them up by doing so.

Yeah, saw that one coming :moustache:... doesn't mean it isn't funny though :trollestia:

As soon as Twilight found out Rares also beat Pinkie I thought it'd go like:
"Ok, I'm not marrying her this week. I'm marrying her NOW."

My favorite description of the LaCroix experience is "Drinking plain seltzer while someone in the next room thinks very hard about fruit."

If you must have a running gag at a friend's expense, make sure that friend is okay with it.

You see, if ponies were to constantly joke that she would marry a book, then she might as well shut them up by doing so.

:rainbowlaugh:

No one tell them about Spicy Milk.

(If you get that reference, I love you.)

I've always wondered how a NATURALLY SWEET WATERMELON LaCroix could only taste like watermelon but have ZERO sweetness. If they'd used REAL watermelon to flavor it, it would be sweet... bUT iT's NoT!!!!!!! Sorry, that's all for my rant on this "healthy soda alternative" being filled with artificial flavors :twilightsmile:

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: MY GAWD YASSSS!!!!


Now I don’t know if you’re still taking ideas or not, but we need a follow through sometime with Celestia’s therapy request and maybe a plot twist (I’ll leave that up to you to surprise us :raritywink:)

“Trixie may kill ponies, but Trixie respects the work of self-made artisans.”

:trixieshiftright:

I could not stop giggling. :pinkiehappy:

It's almost like cartoonish supervillainy doesn't foster a sense of camaraderie or something...

Aaaah oh no, I love LaCroix. I drive to the next state over because they have the limoncello flavor. Am I going to pony hell?

Though I am straight, this was absolutely hilarious! Great comedy y’all! :rainbowlaugh:

The unicorn, surprised, looked around and upon noticing Twilight, frowned. “Oh dear. I didn’t think you’d rescue me so soon.” She bit her lip, looked at her work, and then back to Twilight. “Can you come back in about an hour or so, darling?”

This… :rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh:

Savor those slides, before you know it, McD's will be just grey and brown.

Rainbow just needs to simulate a divorce.

People wouldn't become sidekicks working in secret volcano lairs without good dental.

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Stored in a crate that was once used to hold oranges.
A memory of a memory of raspberry.
Watermelon, minus the watermelon.
Imagine a lemon, but at, like, low battery.

"Okay, fine, but if this is just a commission, why are you going through this whole kidnapping charade at all?"

"Come now, darling, there's a proper decorum to these things."

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