Submitted as part of the 'Shining Armor is a Terrible Dad 2024' contest.
My first ever Featured Story!
Featured on 2-24-24 and 2-25-24, Thank you for your support!
Cadance wants Shining Armor to spend more time with their daughter, Flurry Heart. The results aren't what was expected.
Filly in a potentially dangerous situation
You mean boasted?
'She that' lmaoo XD
HELP THIS IS TOO FUCKING CUTE N FUNNY
He's right you know
Apologies for the pointing out 😭 But in all honesty THIS IS TOO WHOLESOME LMAOO
/lh
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Fixed the errors and thanks. I was hoping for a wholesome reaction.
One is never too old for stuffed animals.
Nice Disney reference.
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You know I try. I appreciate all feedback. Is that Disney or Pixar?
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No credit to Sir Terry Pratchett for that ending?
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I wasn't sure how to give credit for a meme but I'm glad someone got it.
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It may be a meme now, but the original text is in one of his novels.
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I updated the author's note to give him credit. I wasn't able to figure out which book it comes from but I recognized several of his quotes when I read them. He was a talented writer.
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Whoops! My fault for not mentioning that it's from Hogfather. The original quote is about a child getting a sword for (the Discworld's fantasy equivalent of) Christmas.
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That reminds me of novel The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe where Santa Claus gives the children swords and says, "These are tools, not toys."
I mean, at least it was something that only hurts people it's pointed at! He's not an idiot, Cady!
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It's true, my teddy bear has been with me since I was 3 years old.
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I won't lie. I have a stuffed bear that I've had since I was a baby. It's a keepsake now, 40 years old.
Flurry will never get rid of Whammy
honestly this is peak dad
Three year old Flurry outshooting the trained guardsponies does not bode well for the safety of the Crystal Empire… though I suppose most of the serious problems get solved by the royal family anyhow.
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Hence why Shining was trying to work to get them back to modern fighting standards. I choose to believe that maybe crossbows didn't exist 1,000 years ago when the Empire disappeared combined with Alicorns naturally being able to learn faster than the average pony, maybe it makes sense as a headcanon.
I thought this was for the "Shining Armor is a terrible father" contest? He seems like a fantastic dad to me!
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Letting a toddler play with weapons could be consider bad. I personally enjoyed writing the story.
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I'm joking, I loved the story too. Technically I suppose letting Flurry eat her weight in cookies isn't exactly model parent behavior either.
On behalf of the group "My Little Reviews and Feedback", I have read and reviewed this story. You can read said review HERE.
Humph, take the thumbs up.

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Mel Brooks.
Who gets a review? You do! Right here.
I’m afraid the punchline really didn’t work for me.
In the final section, Cadance comes back and plays the role of a ridiculous, larger-than-life caricature of an asshole party pooper. That role feels out of character for her, like it was forced on her for the purpose of artificially creating conflict; to add insult to injury, that conflict is then not resolved. It puts a huge downer on an otherwise adorable story.
Well, at least Flurry got her cookies, that was kind of a resolution I guess. :)
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Aren't most concerned mothers?
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The last few paragraphs are a quote from the novel Hogfather (Pratchett) Death has to impersonate the Hogfather. (Spirit of Christmas) and give out toys.
oh god the prachett reference. my god.