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Keairan


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Shining Armor has found the perfect gift for Flurry Heart's first birthday. The only problem? He doesn't have a clue about what is and isn't appropriate for a foal. Exasperated Cadance and female family members ensues.

A submission to the Shining is a bad dad contest.

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"Spike's foals would love this one: 'Foal's First Ornithology Primer!'"

Foal's first what primer? I don't know what that word means :twilightsheepish:.

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Ornithology is the study of birds. So that says something about how bad Shining's gift-shopping skills are (particularly as Spike would presumably not have any kids of his own at present time if it's just Flurry's first b-day). :trollestia:

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There is but thing that must be known of birds: Seagulls torment you

Better than his gift for her second birthday: Foal’s First Necromancy kit.

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