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CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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What if your OC could live in Equestria? Perhaps a background pony who befriends Derpy? Maybe a philanthropist who wants to lend a helping hoof? Or could you be a blank flank simply trying to find your place? Apply to the O.C.I.O and you might be lucky enough to become a citizen of Equestria!

These are the ponies who... didn't make it through the screening.

(An ongoing collaborative effort. You present a purposely bad OC to me and I'll give you the go to write a chapter. If it meets criteria, I'll edit and post here. Be warned posting will be slow.)

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This story is a sequel to The Cassandra Chronicles


A holiday poem that is sure to be an instant classic.

This is Cassandra, my OC don't steal. Her interests include having a dark past, saving Twilight when the elements of harmony fail, and being Celestia's long-lost sister. Hearth's Warming Eve is an exciting time for fillies and colts of all ages, but trouble still lurks around every corner, and Cassandra's vigilance and leadership is the only hope that the Mane 7 have of saving the day.

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Coverart edited version of ranban's Two Friend

What does it mean to be a unicorn? To have spells that create fire, and have light at one's beck and call? The ability to conjure illusions, and grasp and throw objects with just a thought?

There is a point in every unicorn's life when they must decide whether to live with magic as a mundane thing, a simple tool, or to steep themselves in the higher learnings that is their birthright.

For three young mares that have been chosen to be taught by Princess Celestia, herself, their studies have only just begun.

PLEASE share your thoughts about the story in the comments!

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There's a plague infecting Equestria, and Diamond Tiara has taken it upon herself to cure it. They may be stronger in number and in sheer absurdity, but she's got a little something special to even the odds.

That something being a three-foot long magically enchanted samurai sword. Look, nobody said this was gonna be pretty.

(Written for the FIMFiction Writeoff Association's inaugural writeoff. The prompt was "Lonely Happiness". I got a bit creative with it.)

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The star system Omega Centauri was just another oddity on a map to scientists in the not too distant future. However when they found the star was orbiting an earth-sized, earth-like planet instead of a black hole as its motion had suggested, a mission was scrambled to investigate this most unusual of celestial behaviors.

Hamstrung by politics, and nearly crippled before it began, the 'Lone Ranger' mission was reduced to just one crew member and left to his own devices.

These are the logs of Arrow 18 and its lone commander. This information is classified TOP SECRET by the Global Space Agency.

Do NOT tell the princess.

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This story is a sequel to The Cassandra Chronicles


This is Cassandra, my OC don't steal. She's no stranger to protecting Equestria from invaders like Changelings and Draconequi, but on this day, a threat comes from within, and its name is malnutrition. You see, an abundance of sweets, coupled with everypony being tired of apples, has led to some unhealthy eating habits. Cassandra takes the initiative to change this, and since the best way to lead is by example, Cassandra eats a peach.

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(dis)Like what you read? Tell me why! ~Super


Ever wonder just how odd of pairings I and others can come up with and expound in 100 words each? Wonder no more! :trollestia:

SUGGEST A PAIRING IN THE COMMENTS AND I WILL SOMETIMES WRITE IT!
Or write your own 100 word ship and I'll throw it in here.
(If you do, note that FimFiction counts "quotation marks" as words, so use double 'apostrophes' instead.)

Rated T for Terrabad.


Spin-Offs:
Has a Doctor Whooves/Fleur Lis Dee spin-off I haven't written yet.
Has a Sweetie Belle/Flash Sentry spin-off that's in the planning stages.
Daring Documents is a spiritual successor of sorts.
Taco Tuesday: Sexual Therapist
Twilight Sparkle and the Nothingness at the End of the Universe

List of Guest Authors!


A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

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As Hearth's Warming nears, Applejack celebrates in her own private way.

Cover art by PyrisiaMiracles

Reading by ScribblerSpanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi

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The Equestrian Unicorn Society is meeting one night, and things appear to be going well. That is, until an old member shows up and things start to go downhill...

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