Celestia's letters from Twilight have been rather disturbing of late and covered in confectionery residue. Sugarcube Corner's profits have gone up as well as the crime rate. As Celestia takes it upon herself to discover what is happening in Ponyville however, she quickly realizes what has happened. But things are not always as small as they seem on the surface. The true question looms on the horizon when the mastermind behind this plot (heehee plot) is revealed.

Dark...ish comedy, if that bothers you don't read it. Frankly I could care less if it does. Which is why I posted it. Proofread and edited by CartsBeforeHorses. Thank the man, for making sure you aren't being fed the original fic that I crapped out.

Some mob style torture stuff, mostly some descriptions but a few ponies actually get hurt. To keep it fun. See? DARK-ish comedy!

Twilight Sparkle, scholar and adventurer extraordinaire, has journeyed to the ends of the earth in search of the single most significant find in the history of academia. What she discovers is something else entirely...

The world is being overrun with mindless Borg ponies being controlled by the evil Xenolestia. All hope is lost! Until the greatest man in history shows up to beat some sense of Humanity's greatness into them.

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The true story behind the Kenneighdy Assassination.
Edited by: Alovelylittlecomplex

All based around a stupid pun
Not meant to offend anyone, just some random thing I thought up.

Sunset Shimmer's world is flipped upside down by a spell that hurls her centuries downstream into a time unlike her own. Alone in the new age, Shimmer must find her purpose among a technologically advanced Equestria all the while trying to make sense of a recent discovery: Twilight Sparkle, ruler of Equestria.

Special thanks to my editors: Sandcroft, and Chaotic Note

Also to proof reader: DarkPinkie, for their help with this story.

Update-schedule

Wario's not particularly an intelligent guy. In fact, he's pretty darn dumb. That being said, when he is offered a deal that promises fame and fortune, he ultimately agrees and gets sent to Equestria, and he has absolutely no idea how to get back. Oh, well, the only thing left for him to do is try to successfully make some money.

When Sweetie Belle magically derails one of Twilight’s experiments, she finds that she and Rainbow Dash have switched bodies. While Twilight works on a way to remedy the situation, Rainbow and Sweetie try to live each other’s lives as if nothing has happened.

Which might have worked out, if the weather team hadn’t needed Rainbow’s help. Or if Diamond Tiara hadn’t decided to pick on Scootaloo.

For over a thousand years, the power to teleport things has been a high-level spell that unicorns can perform. But when Pinkie Pie hits upon a strange rule (to her) Twilight has to explain things to the pink pony.

EDIT: Holy cowbell, how the heck did this get featured? This is. well, not anywhere near my best work. How? HOW?

Pendulum lived a comfortable routine for an up and coming efficiency company in Manehatten. That routine was shattered when he was sent to a new client that could put them on the map.

A little town called Ponyville.

Oh sure they had sent their request late giving Pendulum only a day to get there and organize a schedule. Sure the records they sent were disorganized at best. Sure they hadn't come close to succeeding for over 70 years. But really, how difficult could it be?
Pendulum would soon come to regret those words...

Edited and pre read by the excellent Knight of Cerebus, maskedferret, Cerulean Voice, and CartsBeforeHorses

Cover art by PoisonSt

(Takes place before season 1)

Twilight Sparkle is replaced by a firetruck.

I'm never writing another story.

Seriously, this is it.