Celestia's letters from Twilight have been rather disturbing of late and covered in confectionery residue. Sugarcube Corner's profits have gone up as well as the crime rate. As Celestia takes it upon herself to discover what is happening in Ponyville however, she quickly realizes what has happened. But things are not always as small as they seem on the surface. The true question looms on the horizon when the mastermind behind this plot (heehee plot) is revealed.

Dark...ish comedy, if that bothers you don't read it. Frankly I could care less if it does. Which is why I posted it. Proofread and edited by CartsBeforeHorses. Thank the man, for making sure you aren't being fed the original fic that I crapped out.

Some mob style torture stuff, mostly some descriptions but a few ponies actually get hurt. To keep it fun. See? DARK-ish comedy!