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Semivivus


Friends call me Eris.

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Discord has been in these lands long before they became Equestria. He has seen kingdoms rise and fall, and countless generations of ponies pass him by. Unbeknownst to everypony else, he had more of an impact on history than just what his powers have done.

All of this and more comes to light during a late-night conversation between him and his wife, Fluttershy.

Sex tag is for minor references and talks of parenthood.

Cover Image by FarewellDecency

Written for a contest between friends.

Chapters (2)
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Comments ( 40 )

This is an excellent read! You perfectly captured the headcanon I have always had regarding Pinkie's chaotic nature and unexplained powers.

I can totally go with that as Pinkie Pie being related to Discord. Her brand of fun chaos kinda makes her the light side of Chaos magic. Besides, who in their right (or not so right mind) wants to piss off Pinkie Pie?

Seeing her sad would make ypur heart hurt, while making her mad is a VERY dangerous thing to do if your on the receiving end.

"Silly String" marrying into "Silly Pie" was beautiful word-crafting.

Oh. Oh wow! I knew me and Discord were close!

Good story btw

Now it was Discord's turn to blush. "Well... I couldn't just trust somepony else to take care of my legacy. I doubt there was any pony alive back then who would happily bear the heir of chaos. So... I decided I would do it. You should know by now that I am more than capable of turning myself into a pony. It wasn't much harder to turn myself into a mare instead."

Fluttershy stared at him for a few moments in confusion, her thoughts swirling around in her mind as she struggled to comprehend what he was saying. "So... you had the foal?" She asked, tilting her head to the side. "Then... who was the father?"

Not gonna lie. I thought he had made doubles of himself and the male one impregnated the female one. *feels stares* WHAT!? HE HAS THE POWER TO DO SO!! AND PLUS... HE'S DISCORD!! THE GOD/SPIRIT OF CHAOS!!

Great story. This is the second story (or maybe third...) I've read where Pinkie turns out to be descended from Discord.

10359786
I think the Habsburgs are a good enough example of why that would be a bad idea.
:rainbowlaugh:

How is this complete when we were about to get to see Discord attend Pinkie's "We're Related" Party?

Well I must say I do like this Entry into the contest. Well done. :twilightsmile:

10359814
It's complete because I cannot write Pinkie for the life of me.
:derpytongue2:

10359731

Not to mention her ability to use chaos powers when Cozy Glow couldn't.

Great story.

10359783
there is another part to this, a terrifying part

discord and pinkie are related...applejack and pinkie 'might' be related....applejack might be related to discord

:applecry:
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

10359815
Aww, thanks Snowy~
:heart:

This was a fun one :)

btw

She said face in thought.

missing word?

10359834
I always held the headcanon that granny pie was a draconequess, and pinkie inherited it from her.

10359834
personally i just saw it as pinkie converting discord power to her party power making her the goddess of fun :pinkiehappy:

10359900
To be honest, I was considering having Granny Pie and Discord be one and the same, but the timing left too many plotholes that I didn't want to handwave away with 'chaos magic'. :twilightsheepish:

10359930
I’ve seen lots of theories regarding Granny Pie. One that says Pinkie’s somewhat compulsion to be airborne (hence multiple uses of flying contraptions) stems from GP being a pegasus. That GP is a draconequess, that she’s secretly Celestia, that both GP and Cloudy Quartz are draconequii, but CQ was sickened by discord’s actions and chose to just live as an earth pony, etc.

10359845
Tbf, after over a thousand years I'm sure the genes have spread pretty far.

This was a very enjoyable read. I kind of like the idea of Pinkie and Discord being related to each other. It definitely explains Pinkie's chaotic nature. :rainbowlaugh:

One thing, though...since Fluttershy and Discord are married, does that make Fluttershy Pinkie's great-great-many greats-grandmother by marriage?

10361016
Yup! Though Discord being her great-great-great-etc-grandmother and not father is even funnier to me.

10361024 My head canon was that Pinkie was a mortal descendant of Loki, via Sleipnir. It would explain her speed, her shapeshifting abilities (including the ability to manifest additional legs), her impusiveness and trickster nature. She evn swears by her great(many) grandfather, 'Okie Doki Loki!'

Magnifique! I wouldn't have it any other way! Now you shall get an earful of my beloved sword! Behold, Pillow Talk! Let's rock, baby!

10361927
I expect jojo references...
But is that an Okami reference?
:rainbowderp:

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Yep!

I've never actually watched Jojo, but Ōkami? Love it. I also love its sadly oft-forgotten sequel, ŌkamiDen, on the Nintendo DS.
I believe I was first introduced to Ōkami by chuggaaconroy, all those years ago, then later bought it on the PS3. Then I got it on the PS4. Followed by the Switch - and Steam. I just wish ŌkamiDen got a fraction of that popularity...

Honestly a little disappointed there wasn't a chapter where Discord tells Pinkie the news and have a conversation about it, otherwise, fantastic story!

Cue Twilight's first major incident as the ruler of Equestria as Pinkie realises she can drench Equestria in chocolate rain.

10362478
The lack of a third chapter is comprised of three factors:
1) Was running out of time for the contest
2) There was a 2 chapter maximum for the contest
3) I can't write Pinkie to save my life :pinkiesick:

10362900
To be fair, basically none of the authors on this site know how to actually write her either. They just default into 'lol so random hey guys 4th wall joke meme meme' ignoring the fact that Pinkie is the most socially vulnerable character of the Main 6.

This misunderstanding is, to be clear, not the fault of the writers here, but the writers on the show. Post season 2 they very obiously dont really have any idea on how to write her and just shoehorn her into the story as a comic relief.

Alas, poor audience. We shall never see the actual chaos family reunion...

10361927
Fruity half-baked prophet...

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Bet it was one helluva party though

Nice story.

Not back but it feels as if it could be extended

This is how you break the Ponk.

10363280
The most Pinkie party in the all the history of Pinkie Parties.

I want to see the party:applecry:

Oh well:pinkiesad2:

A most interesting story

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