It's a beautiful day in the city of Cantershot, and Princess Killestia isn't taking Twifight Sparkill's suspicions seriously. How is she supposed to defeat an Ancient Good if she has to travel to Ponykill to make more minions? All the ponies there are crazy! And who is this strange creature with mismatched limbs that keeps trying to interfere with Spike's day?
This is a crackfic. It is a crackfic I have taken way too seriously. Please don't read into the crackfic, it's entirely an excuse to come up with a bunch of super edgy pony name substitutions.
Edit: Now with an excellent reading by Skijarama!
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...Is there?
This was a fun little story! Thanks!
I want more, oh, Vile and Cruel Tyrant of Stories!!! Please, scribe for the unsuspecting masses another chapter of torture and hate.
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(Nah, I'm kidding, this was amusing.)
Liked for the title alone. That pun has been staring us in the face for over a decade and I’m pretty sure you’re the first one to notice or do anything with it.
I lost it at "Brutalloo"
Oh dear. I think you've summoned her.
Not gonna lie, the idea behind this story could become something really good. Just fix the pacing from crackfic pacing to the pacing of an actual story, and fleshing out the story, and this would be something I read.
Otherwise, 10 fatalities out of 10 causalities, very enjoyable
Incomplete? This doesn't feel incomplete.
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I had to work that one in somehow.
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I was honestly hoping I could frame more comedy in this than just the names, and I think I could if I expanded on this greatly. I mostly just wanted to get the idea out of my head.
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Oh wow I had no idea there was a user on here already named that. Serves me right for not searching all the names.
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I wouldn't worry. She's a dear friend... or as close to a dear friend as two people who've only ever interacted on a ponyfiction site can be, and knowing her I'm sure she'd get a kick out of it.
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PiMan is correct, the story is indeed complete. It was just erroneously marked as incomplete. It's a one-off.
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Agreed.
lol, I enjoyed EVERYTHING!
The Interdimensional Chaos Control Command Authority has issued a statement.
"What in the goddamn?"
Oh my god, these names are beautiful.
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Odd, my own translator output "nani the f
Hilarious! 🤣
I don't know what fever dream you had, but I hope there's many more!
A delightfully punny edge version of Equestria, love it. Love the couple of twists as well!
We NEED an alternate universe where this wasn't fixed! Seeing Discord acting so sheepish and meek is just too good.
Spike could have been named Spite.
Good puns, though. Stopped me from doing productive things I ought to be doing.
just in time for the cursed g5
Truly there is no pun-ishment greater than the Elements of Harm Many.
...I shall see myself out.
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That's a good suggestion! I left Spike's name the same because I wanted there to be some hint that Spike was less affected than everyone else, and hoped it would be unnoticed with the notion that "Spike" could already be an edgy name.
I read that title with that cover picture and I just giggle to myself, so I guess that means you get a like.
So many puns.
This is a work of art
Wow, just on the premise alone I want to audiobook this!
The puns in the description alone... Nice.
Me and a friend have a running Gag about FRIENDSHIP STAB(S)
Like knifing someone in the back, to show how great friends you are...
I wasn't aware there is a fanfic like that hahaha
*remembers how Count Olaf (villain from A Series Of Unfortunate Events- Netflix) pauses in the middle of long words such as happened and words he doesn't know and laughs*
Count Olaf: Harm...many.
Hook handed man: No boss! You say it like this. Harmony.
Count Olaf: Like this? Harm...Many.
Hook handed man: *face palms*
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If you roll up a Benjamin and use it to hoover a fatal amount of sneef, that's called Harm Money.
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I've seen what you write. More like reproductive things
Beautiful. This is the purest piece of prose I have ever had the pleasure of reading.
Elements of Harm Many vs Elements of Insanity grudge match when?
Awful. Absolutely horrible. I hated every part. No part of this was even a little bit good. I hate that I can't upvote this multiple times.
Cheesy fun.
Tangentially related fic
I can't handle all these crackfic names 😭😭😭
I wonder what they're sacrificing for the Summer Sun Sacrifice
Delightfully warped. Thank you for a lovely twist on the AU series premiere.
the name reworking was the best part. Jackknife had me rolling the first time I heard it
Doh, someone beat me to audiobooking it, I was gonna today, but I'd rather read things that haven't been audiobooked already.
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Thank you for your interest regardless!
It would be funnier if she was exactly the same and noted as the most evil one of them all.
Nah, that sounds like a crazy fanfiction at best.
For all we know Nightmare Moon might actually have ended up to be the good guy.
Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.
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Mermaid man's voice is the exact voice I narrate that to myself in.
Thanks for reading!
So that's what happens when everyone has been turned evil.
The names were hilarious and made me laugh so hard. 
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Spike is an edgy name. Literally. He just never could be a good villain anyway.
There are so many different au's with fics and collabs of authors out there, but no one wrote a sequel to this? What's wrong with HUMANITY!?