It wasn't supposed to be these weird things that we brought here, but we were looking forward to making a new friend. But, he doesn't want friends. He wants to go home more than anything else. He says his world NEEDS them to be there. Problem is... I don't even know how THEY got here. I was supposed to be engineering a meeting between my human friends and my pony friends. And thanks to a mare who will not be named *cough*Pinkie!*cough* somehow I got these things instead... oops?

That's better than what was here before huh? lol

Sombra escaped his death at the crystal empire narrowly, and has since been hiding in a Manehatten suburb. He has a house, a roommate, and a female pegasus with a daughter who is interested in him. This is a problem. Oh and he is hearing voices...really annoying voices that mock him. Terrific right? He has plans to restore his power, and take back the Crystal Empire but unfortunately for him, Celestia knows he survived too. Worst of all...in order to not be found, he has to be...nice.

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Tags will be added as they become relevent. Partly inspired by Kudzuhaiku's The Chase. Mostly inspired by a friend.

Edited and Proofread by YourPersonalTherapist Call him Canook, he loves it.

[EDIT] Drama tag has been added due to the site now having that tag. And me being here to add it. lol

My contributions to all of the Prompt Tag Collabs I do. Mainly comical in nature you will find, a few more serious short stories in here. Enjoy. (mostly Twysalis, a little bit of MoonLight, and a bit of Twirilee.) Not to mention a troll or two...This will not however include my contributions to any 'special' stories in the group. Ships will be listed for the chapter they belong to. As well as the Categories to which they belong. ie. Teacher (Twysalis: Romance, SoL) and so forth. Though they will all be romantic in nature. Not published here in the order I wrote them, because lazy. If you see any mistakes lemme know. Teen rating for well, whatever I write about for the prompt. You guys should try this sometime...it is really fun!

Celestia's letters from Twilight have been rather disturbing of late and covered in confectionery residue. Sugarcube Corner's profits have gone up as well as the crime rate. As Celestia takes it upon herself to discover what is happening in Ponyville however, she quickly realizes what has happened. But things are not always as small as they seem on the surface. The true question looms on the horizon when the mastermind behind this plot (heehee plot) is revealed.

Dark...ish comedy, if that bothers you don't read it. Frankly I could care less if it does. Which is why I posted it. Proofread and edited by CartsBeforeHorses. Thank the man, for making sure you aren't being fed the original fic that I crapped out.

Some mob style torture stuff, mostly some descriptions but a few ponies actually get hurt. To keep it fun. See? DARK-ish comedy!