Sugar Sweet
By
crazypony300
I really always greet everypony. When I walked into the O.C.I.O. it was no different.
I really love candy and I'm ill-tempered. Everyday, I take 3 candies from 3 children. It really amuses me to see them crying for their mommy, but I'm fast. I can outrun a cheetah, not Rainbow Dash. She's too fast. If I try to, I'll fall face-first in the dirt which happened so many times I can't count.
I was almost to the offices when a red and black alicorn OC (Aren't they not allowed?) asked me, "Hey babe, wanna go on a date? You look so sweet. Are you free? I really want to take this candy from a child"
"Go away, jackass. And plus, red and black alicorn OCs aren't allowed."
The drunk stallion, thinking he is a donkey, made a sound like somepony singing that has a cold and left. When I opened the door to the Original Character Immigration Offices, I approached the desk mare directly.
"Uh, hello?" I asked
"Name?"
"Sugar Sweet. Your mane looks cute! What's your name? Can we be friends after I get in? Please? Oh, am I late? I'd love to meet the Princess! I'm a great cook. You want to try one of my sweets after I-"
I got cut off because she put her hoof into my mouth. How rude!
"You're one hour late. Princess Sparkle is in her office now."
"WHAT!? Is there any vacant space?"
"There's one five minutes from now."
"I'll take it! Now put my name beside the numbers! It's spelled S-U-G-"
"I know what the spelling is so please take a seat," she said flatly.
I obeyed though I put in my mind that if I don't get in, I'll beat her up. Then, I saw a pegasus fly in backwards and upside down. I wouldn't be surprised if he hit something sooner or later. And guess what, he did.
He is handsome. I like him.
A few minutes later, Miss Sparkle, oh wait, Princess Sparkle called me in.
"Your name is Sugar Sweet, I presume?"
"Uh," I gulped. "Yes."
"You were late for your last appointment, right?"
"Uh, yeah. Oh my gosh is this your crown!?"
"Yes."
"Can I touch it?"
"No."
"D'awwww"
"Now, please sit down." I sat down and she began, "Okay, now for the interview: What are your talents and how would it contribute to Equestria?"
"Baking sweets, of course! Would you like to try one of my chocolate cookies? They're yummy!" I replied, bringing out a box.
" No, thank you. I'm watching my shape."
"Just one!"
I stopped when I saw her horn glow.
"Oh yeah, so second question? They're so yummy and just the right sweetness that everypony would like one."
She gave me a level stare. "Mm-hm. So if you could enter, what would your occupation be?"
"I'll buy a cart, a sweets cart of course, then go around Ponyville yelling-" I drew in a deep breath "-SWEETS! SWEETS! ONE SWEET FOR SIX BITS!"
Princess Twilight had to cover her ears because of the loudness of my voice. "Okay. Have you studied before going here?"
"Of course!"
"Then give me a description of the Elements of Harmony."
"The Elements of Harmony are six: Laughter, Honesty, Kindness, Generosity, Loyalty and Friendship or Magic. The Elements helped Princess Celestia turn Discord, King of Chaos and Disharmony, into stone. The current bearers of the Elements are Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy and you, Princess Twilight. Princess Celestia also used the Elements of Harmony to banish her sister, Pricess Luna, to the moon. Did I miss anything?"
"That's good."After she said that, I saw her have a serious face so I tried to charm her with things like 'Your mane looks cute!' 'Can we be friends after I get in?' 'You look so much prettier in pony!' but she responded with things like 'thank you' 'true' and 'yes'. Before she even stamped the application form, somepony went inside her office.
"Princess Twilight! There is a deadly prisoner on the loose! He kidnapped Princess Celestia!"
"WHAT!? The Mane 6 are on it!" Twilight said before flying out the window. Princess Twilight was so shocked she picked up the wrong stamp, and as she left DENIED was stamped across my forms.
The mare who called her was the desk mare and she said to me, "I'm sorry, but with the prisoner on the loose, we can't let you in yet. Better luck next year."
I was shocked. Then something was inside me. Something....the.....opposite.... of..... sweetness. I didn't know what came over me when I said,"WHAT!? I TRIED SO HARD TO BE ON MY BEST BEHAVIOUR AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME!? OH, YES! PERFECT! TIME TO PRACTICE MY TAE KWON DO LESSONS!"
When I left, I left the building in pieces and the desk mare was buried under the rubble.I turned to head home, shouting a curse to the offices and all who were inside.
I went to my home while everypony, mostly OCs, stared daggers at me and one even shouted, "I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER EQUESTRIA, DUMB B**TH!"
Why would anypony refer to me as a dog's mother?
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I notice an appreciable decrease in literary quality in this chapter...
5593864 I thought it was on purpose.
5593864 ...you mean it's taken you this long to realize these are not all written by the same person?
5593435 Hopefully the chapter I submitted will at elast have a good reason :P
5597448 I think he means that this chapter hasn't been met the standards of the last few, and I can see where he's coming from. This OC wrecked the building, which forces the next guy to figure out how to work around that, and she was apparently good enough to get into Equestria, just screwed over by bad luck; aren't they supposed to be bad?
5602623
I had interpreted that the narrator character had misunderstood Twilight using the "incorrect" stamp when marking the entry denied. If you look at the character obviously there was plenty wrong with them. There is no indication that Twilight was going for the "Accepted" stamp except that the character THINKS she'll obviously be allowed into Equestria.
I do understand what you mean about the building being torn apart, but I don't believe that's a hard obstacle to overcome. Keep in mind, not all the chapters come right after each other unless the writer of the chapter chooses to let that happen.
5597448 I tend to assume people write the stories they post, yes.
5604276 Well, this has been a collaboration from the beginning. Each chapter has the name of the original author listed. I only wrote the chapter for Typewriter Error and one other character (which I cannot recall atm).
I like this concept you've been doing here. You still accepting entries?
5673084
Yes but keep in mind this has been my first day off of work in weeks so getting to editing a submitted chapter is going to take awhile XD. I have a lot atm.
5689619
HAHAAHA! I bet!
Sure I'll write something up then, and maybe you'll be able to read it in 3 months. XD
what move did sugar preform? as a 1st degree black blt in Tae Kwon Do myself I am piqued
No, dear, Twilight chose the right stamp. You're just insane.