• Member Since 15th Nov, 2013
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Pastor Pulp


I'm a sexy general who enjoys generally generaling.

Comments ( 67 )

What.. what did I just read? WE NEED MORE MANLINESS! NOW! :flutterrage:

this is so much win i swear

...shouldn't this be bullness rather than manliness? This story is so full of bull, it should replace the word awesome in the dictionary! :rainbowdetermined2:

This story is so manly that it made fists grow out of my nipples

I am laughing so hard right now XD

Chuck Norris chin fist of approval.

Beef Jerky and Tits

That is the best chapter name in existence. Take my like.

2manly4mi


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This story is so full of bull

Well he is a minotuar!

This is, by far, the most manly and beautiful thing I have ever read. If this were to become a movie/fan adaptation/dramatic reading, all the girls will swoon, get pregnant and shoot out their babies simultaneously. Sir, you have deserved a like, and even Chuck Norris would be proud of this story's conception.

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This is the manliest thing I've ever seen, and I'm Chuck Norris.

You have no idea how vigorously I masturbated to this. :rainbowdetermined2:

This was amazing on so many levels most of which I cannot even fathom. :moustache:

The manliness of this story is over 9000.

I this gets featured I will give you all 300 Wanderder D bucks.

Isn't Randy Savage dead?

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His manliness transcends death.

This transcends common sense!

TO THE FEATURE BOX! :moustache:

Holy shit. I just made my avatar pic for next month, and I accidentally stole your stolen cover art of not-stolenness. I will have to promote this on my blog when I change avatards.

Send this... to Mike the Mic... immediately

I have no idea what the fuck I just read, but I love.

I honestly thought for a second this came from MarineMarksman, he's got that manly story vibe goin on. I'm glad I've discovered another awesome author of manliest poni fics of manly mastery:rainbowkiss:
Have my like, good sir.:derpytongue2:

This reminds me of the story TWILIGHT SPARKLE FIXES EVERYTHING by Between Lines.

I have the firmest erection right now.

The AC/DC sold it for me. 9000/10.

So close, so very close. I would add this story to my group, the land of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, but the levels of manliness and awesomeness have yet reached the minimum of worthiness. Highly recommend continuing with the action and hot-blooded power. You're very close, though.

The manliness it's too much to bear!
I-
I-
I CAME!:rainbowwild:

While it is indeed manly, it is not nearly as manly as it claims to be...yet.

After reading this, I was so moved that I wept manly tears of joy that were so manly that those tears wept their own tears that cured cancer and roundhouse kicked an evil dictator in Asia.

Quickly my friends!
TO THE BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE! WE NEED SOME LOOT, AND PECS, AND EXPLOSIONS!!!
EVERYONE WILL TRY TO KILL YOU BECAUSE WE GAVE THEM ALL GUNS! YOU'RE WELCOME!!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SIGN A LEGAL WAIVER BEFORE YOU COME BECAUSE OF LEGAL REASONS, BUT I AM FUCKING DISORGANIZED AND WAS TOO BUSY SUPLEXING A SHARK WEARING A BOLO TIE TO WRITE ONE UP!
YOU MAY BE WONDERING, WHO WAS WEARING THE BOLO TIE, ME OR THE SHARK. THE ANSWER: YES!

In other words, this story needs some Mr. Torgue.

3697503 There's already a story that has that, called EXPLOSIONS???
Doing what you suggested would be plagarizing; this needs to be original-ish.

sfs

I have never wanted to do a dramatic reading of anything so badly, but I can't imagine anyone other than MR. TORGUE being even marginally appropriate.

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Do it if you want, the only reason Torgue wasn't here is because it's been done.

This story is so manly that my balls were inspired to drop off, run into the Everfree Forest, slay a raging cragadile, use its skin to make the manliest vest and chaps you've ever seen, then grill the meat on a bonfire started using their newly-acquired heat vision from reading this voice-droppingly manly piece of fiction.
...I approve.
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This could be your biography

But... where are the Jack Daniel's river which is infested with gold chrome sharks with fricking lazars on their heads? And what about mustaches? How could you forget the Mustaches?!

By the way, I had to get sixteen different computers because every time I tried to read this, the manliness would make them implode so I couldn't even sell it to the scrap guys. :trollestia:

You bought a tear of joy to my cold, dead eye.

This is glorious and so are you.

This is truly the manliest story ever conceived. Have a favorite and the manliest, most muscular thumbs up.

Though I do have to ask, why was there no reference to the great sport of football? (Hoofball)?

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Because I can't play all my man cards in the first chapter, such an act would be foolish, and therefore not manly.

Reading this makes your dick grow 2 inches because of the manliness.

"Iron Will likes this LSD chemical you discovered, Twilight Sparkle!"

This is going to go on the TvTropes page for Testosterone Poisoning. It's as if the kid who writes Axe Cop and the guy who writes Badass Of The Week spent a weekend playing video games while throwing story ideas at each other, and at the end of it said, "Heck with it, throw it all in there." You sir, you have earned this mustache! :moustache:

Faving because bass guitar solos

This epic turns boys into men. And my ex said MLP wasn't manly. What would she say now?

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