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Cauchemar


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Three friends, jonnybench, Lucifer, and Him were having a great time, playing minecraft and making up for trolls that they had played on each other. However, their attempt at making amends ends up displacing not just their minecraft avatar, but the players themselves as they end up in the mystical land of equestria. Will they return home? Only time will be able to tell.

I came up with this idea after reading a similar story, and decided to write my own using my minecraft username and two of my friends on a server I play on. My avatar is jonnybench, (korosensei skin currently) and feel free to join us on the crundee craft server if you want to see the world that helped to inspire this. ((Ruptic.mc for server ip) I don't own the server, i only play on it and hope to see more people join!)
The names of the two othe characters are people I play with. The names may get a bit annoying, but it was either Him or Death, and I wanted to limit myself to one satanic name.

Also, teen rating due to language. Nothing too bad, just wanted to put that out there. Might change later on.

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I used to be an adult. Then everything went wrong. I don't know how, or why, but now I'm in the body of a five year old. That's not even the worst part. There's a murderer in my head and a psychopathic flower that travels with me. I don't know if I'll make it outta this situation alive, but you better believe I'm DETERMINED.

EDIT: also shout out to my main man rezas who helps me write all of my stories

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After years of being the runt of the litter (despite having no siblings), Spike finally comes into his own and starts to grow up and mature. The result is a unique bit of magic all his own, or so the theory goes: He awakens one morning to find words hanging overhead that call him [The Gamer], along with powers that let him 'live life as though it were a game'.

How he decides to handle all of this, and where things go from there? That would be a spoiler, and you all know how we feel about spoilers around here...


Frequently asked questions will be answered from time to time, and those answers linked here for the curious:
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Nathan Blake was your average college student. He was smart, rather athletic, and all in all a good guy. But he was also a huge nerd, especially for a certain indie game. Undertale.

One day he gets invited by a friends of his to tag along to a gaming convention after his brother got sick. He was going in hopes of getting some Undertale memorabilia and to meet the creator. If only things went according to plan.

Now he helps a certain group of colorful characters in controlling their SOULs and aids in protecting their world. This is going to be one heck of a ride.

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An experienced thief dies before his time, leaving a mess that God must fix, the solution God thinks of is reincarnating him in the My Little Pony universe with the power of The Gamer.

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And thanks to the mighty Vongoalyken for giving pointers

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This story is a sequel to Guess this is happening


Spinel was just getting used to living in Equestria, after a month in the world she'd gotten the hang of Apple bucking, gotten paid twice, and was really starting to make the Barn feel like home, then Discord comes in with something she wasn't ready for, three somethings to be precise. Now Spinel has to deal with three new Gems who are all crazy, yelling something about humans.

Featured: October 19th-21st 23rd, December 1st 2019, March 15th 2020, August 14th 2020, September 24th 2020, March 24th 2021, January 30th 2022, Jun 12th 2022,

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As Spinel watched Steven and his friends celebrate, she realized that she had done too much to them and everyone on this world to be their friend, and ran off to the warp pad. But even after she set foot on a new world she realized that no one would be friends with the person she was now... it's a good thing she had another Rejuvenator.

Pinkie is in for a big surprise and a new best friend this birthday.

picture created by GlamourCoffee, go check them out on DeviantArt

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CURRENTLY UP FOR ADOPTION. SEE LINK HERE.

My name is Michael Goodman Bizarro, and never in all my life would I ever imagine that I'd end up in a variation of my little sister's favorite cartoon.

It wasn't supposed to be like this, you know. I was having a good time at comic con in my Bizarro costume when I bought some stuff from the Merchant and was sent to Equestria. Now I either need to find a way home or adjust to my new life as Bizarro.

I do not own any of the characters or art in this story. Characters and story are from DC and Hasbro respectively.

Majority of art owned by Eric Powell.



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From The Stars and The Underground

Featured 8/16/19. Thanks to all of you who've read my story I was featured. I hope I can continue to entertain you all with my story.

Featured 8/17/19. I'm glad so many of you are enjoying the story so far, and I'm grateful towards everyone who has followed me or added my story to their Favorites. I hope I can continue to entertain you.

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A relationship, whether romantic or platonic, can sometimes be a dangerous thing...

Especially after it ENDS.

This tells the stories of people, or ponies, who have revisited past relationships, bringing their behavior to a point that reaches the level of being excessive or even extreme.

P.S. If anyone wants to be a victim part of this story, feel free to PM me.

PLEASE READ HERE FIRST.

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After watching The Steven Universe Movie on a loop for almost a full day a Human falls asleep and is shocked to wake up as Spinel and oh boy is she not prepared to deal with the Magic of Friendship

Featured 9-12-19 (apparently)
I have never made one of these stories before so I hope it's at least passible.

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