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Cauchemar


Buck off wankers let me read and write in peace.

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The humans have travelled to Equestria to share their knowledge with the ponies. However, what the human scholars bring with them quickly turns out to be a bit much for the simple-minded locals.

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After being ambushed by the Fiendish Dr. Wu, this cool black cat and his crew wake up in you know where. Needless to say, his way of accomplishing things sends some shockwaves through the land and it's inhabitants. But when a new, unseen threat comes upon Equestria, he may be the only one who can help.

This is gonna be one helluva fight,
So grab onto your seats and hang on tight!
HE'S SUPER BAD!
HE'S OUTTA SIGHT!
HE'S-BLACK DYNAMITE!

NOTES:
Though prior knowledge of the film/series isn't required, but you're probably going to miss a good number of the references. Read at your own risk (and if you do, no, i'm not racist.)

Rated Teen for harsh language, some gore, and sex references.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic created by Lauren Faust and owned by Hasbro.

Black Dynamite film written by Michael Jai White and Byron Minns
Studio-ARS Nova,
Distribution-Apparition, Destination Films, Icon Entertainment International, Roadshow Entertainment
Black Dynamite T.V. series produced by Ars Nova Entertainment and Titmouse, Inc.

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The fourth great ninja war was over. With Sasuke's help, Naruto vanquished Madara and defeated the Juubi. However, when all was said and done, the two were betrayed by those they trusted most. Fearing the outcome of the toad elder's prophecy, The survivng kages threw Naruto and Sasuke into time and space with the hopes of banishing the two forever. The two however, manage to end up in an entirely new world, giving the two a possible fresh start. Their arrival however, changes the outcome of upcoming events in this world in ways that should never have happened.

It was an ordinary day in Equestria. The sun was shining, the birds were singing and princess Celestia had some free time from her royal duties. Then the explosions started, explosions originating from the Everfree Forest.


Cover art supplied by RainbowDashVegetaFan123

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There is no rule stating that one cannot be a geek AND also be buff.
I defy the rules.
Now, I am here in this anthro Equestria because reasons.
I am the Muscle Wizard, and I cast Magic Fist.

Inspired by Malideus.

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In a world filled with random people who cosplay, comes a tale that doesn't even happen in their world!
Oh crap... did I just break suspension of belief? Dang it!
To sum it up, this is crazy ludicrous, over-exaggerated, balls to the wall fun, PARODY GURREN LAGANN STYLE!

Oh, and its filled with symbolism.
But not really...
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PS; NOT a clop! The title doesn't make this clop!

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Shawn has been extremely happy ever since he somehow appeared in Equestria. Cannabis plants grow naturally in the Everfree Forest, and the joys of getting high have never been discovered by ponies. Without any laws prohibiting marijuana in Equestria, Shawn is able to relax and enjoy his stoner lifestyle in peace. At least until ponies start getting involved...

Contains naughty language and lots of toking.

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Nightmare Moon was indeed banished. Where to was another matter entirely. Through an unfortunate series of events poor wittle Woona ends up sealed away inside a young boy living on an entirely different rock. Then one fateful day, on the verge of death, the boy gets to meet his inner self. He certainly wasn't expecting a little blue horse intent on snuggling him the rest of the way to death.

With the ninja exams quickly approaching, the boy needs help. And the ever-helpful Woona knows exactly who to ask. Ponies of course, cause ponies are always nice and helpful! That's what big sister says! Now armed with the power of the pony summoning contract, the boy attempts to summon a pony able to teach him something, anything, other than the absolutely deadly 'death-by-snuggles' technique.

Naruto crossover. Yet another one of my stories that will explode violently if taken seriously. Handle without care. Leave your sanity at the door. You have been warned.

Featured 4 - 6 June 2014. I'm not even entirely sure how, but many many thanks for all the interest and support that made that possible! You guys have double-double-doubled the fun!

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Memecon 2017.

A man attends the prestigious celebration of the Internet while cosplaying as the infamous doge.
Predictably, he gets sent to Equestria for no conceivable reason. Because of course.
This is what happens next.


My response to the LoHAV thing.

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After the defeat of Madara and the Juubi Naruto gets sucked ina vortex onto a different dimension by the last breath of a jinchuuriki madara, stuck in a land unknown and nonsensical to him how will Naruto cope with his new life in the land where ponies roam

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Currently being written by Antojo Pony .

So then, what would happen if a human baby ended up and was raised in Equestria?

Will they be a normal everyday worker? Will they be a Celestia Knight? Will they take over the world? Will they speed up Equestrias technology level with good old human ingenuity?

Honestly I have no idea!

So that's why I need YOUR help! You, the readers will decide their personality, their dreams, their... everything really. So lets get started!


Cover art made by ForestOfSpring

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