• Published 21st Oct 2013
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My Little Stoner - darkstar64



A human spreads the joys of marijuana to ponykind.

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It's ok

"Shawn?" Twilight Sparkle called out. "Rainbow Dash? Where are you two?" she continued as she explored the library looking for them. For days now the two had been coming to the library to take out books and then smoke marijuana on the outside deck. However, when Twilight went to check on them, they were nowhere to be found.

"Ugh!" the unicorn grunted in annoyance. "They still haven't paid for those overdue books and they eat all my food, where could they... what's that smell?"

Twilight's nose scrunched as the familiar scent triggered her senses. She noticed the scent became stronger as she trotted closer to the basement door, her eyes widening with realization.

"Oh, you HAVE to be kidding me!"

Out of frustration, Twilight violently opened the basement door with her magic. Instantly, a giant cloud of smoke escaped into the library, flooding the room with the thick scent of milky bong tokes. The unicorn coughed as she fanned the smoke away, using her magic to force the smoke outside through the windows.

"Aw man!" Shawn whined as he stumbled through the basement door, completely stoned. "You ruined our hotbox Twilight!"

"Woah..." Rainbow said in awe as she left the basement, feeling higher than Cloudsdale. "Fresh air!"

"WHY WERE YOU SMOKING IN THE BASEMENT?!" Twilight raged. "I thought you were only going to do that outside!"

"Twilight, it's ok," Shawn replied. "It's ok."

"It's not ok!" Twilight exclaimed. "The whole library smells all muggy in here! And you two still owe me for those overdue books!"

"Twilight," Rainbow started. "It's ok."

"Yeah Twilight, relax," said Shawn. "It's ok."

Two seconds later, Shawn and Rainbow were teleported outside by a really angry unicorn.

"Shit, I left the weed in the basement." stated Shawn.

"IT'S OK!" Twilight screamed from inside, using her magic to toss the bags of weed into the two.

"Dude..." Rainbow started.

"What is it?" Shawn replied.

"I found a couple bits on the ground!" she happily stated, holding the gold coins in her hooves. "You know what this means?"

The two stared at each other in realization, gazing into their own bloodshot eyes. They both knew.

"MUNCHIES!"

Author's Note:

Short chapter, I know. Not all the chapters will be short stories, I have plans for an actual story arc to that Shawn won't seem like a useless stoner during the whole adventure.

Comments ( 15 )

Short chapter? It's ok.

420 words in a short chapter? I see what you did there.

3412389 It almost happened by accident too. I looked at how many words I had and it said 410. So I just added another 10 for the lols.

Make sure he smokes in all of em please.

Long as there's weed I'm fine with this.

There's no such thing as a useless stoner.:moustache:

3382910 As a huge fan of Celestia I would very much like to get a link to that fan fic you are talking about!

Did you give the third chapter 420 words on purpose, or was it a complete coincidence?

Reading this while high. XD

love this story

You sir, have earned yourself a favorite and a like. :pinkiehappy:

Dude, you need to put out more of this. Like ASAP.

You know dealing with Luna's bitch-fit would have been so easy if they had the weed 1000 years ago

Na na na na naa its the deagle double G. Snoop Dogg!:moustache:

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