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Twilight and her friends open up a specific type of café in the human world. It’s surprisingly successful.

Originally written as a one-shot, but due to popular pony-petting demand, I'm going to expand this story and add more chapters. Updates biweekly on Sunday (every other Sunday).

Adorable cover art made by CaptainPudgeMuffin and used with permission.

Chapters (13)
Comments ( 746 )

it's a travesty Rainbow is not more popular.

At least that means her tickets would probably be cheap.

This was pretty good. I enjoyed it immensely. :twilightsmile:

Cute story! I wonder if Rarity was being pet too...

Such an adorable read :rainbowkiss:

Rainbow turned the cutest shade of angry she’d ever been before.

Funny and cute.

This is going to be adorably petted and scratched all the way to the feature box.

7803353 No ticket required--it's free :rainbowdetermined2: The only thing that costs money is the coffee, and that's optional.

...Huh, I guess I didn't mention that in the story, but I meant to. There, fixed. :twilightsmile:

7803355 But of course :raritywink:

I was going to write a scene with her in it, but I felt the story was a tad too long with that scene and left it out.

Ow, my teeth. I think this story gave me a cavity.

Note: This is not a negative comment, it's meant in a joking fashion. I wish I didn't have to explain this outright, but apparently that's not the world we live in.

7803355 It could be a side chapter, or Rarity might be running the counter.

That was the implication, yes. I have no idea why that comment got two thumbs down.

A fair amount, I'd say. They're certainly attracting a lot of business :pinkiegasp:

7803499 Cavities are most frequently mentioned in the comments section when something is overly or unbearably sweet, and usually used as criticism. At least two people think you're saying this story is too cutesy and sweet.

Fairly funny. Also, good call on the security guard.

Oh my goodness this was adorable, and Pinkie's bit had me laughing.

Thanks for writing this. It certainly brightened my day.

You're welcome, and I'm happy to hear it brightened your day :D

That is unfairly adorable. Also, I'm pretty sure Fluttershy qualifies as a controlled substance.

Loved it. One question though. Where was Rarity? You pointed out Fluttershy, but I didn't see Rarity in here? No love for our little marshmallow? mlpforums.com/uploads/post_images/img-2497856-1-large.png

Welp. Ain't this thing adorable as hell. Immediately getting a fav and like. Also a question where'd u get ur profile pic?

Besides the brief mentions that Rarity had the idea for the cafe, Applejack did mention that:

Rarity wanted to learn about human problems and chitchat and whatnot.

So presumably, she's chatting (and/or gossiping) with humans. I would imagine she's getting pet as well, so long as the human is careful not to rumple her mane. :raritywink:

I started with a vector like this one:

Then I added the scrunchy face and glasses. And I added the santa hat for Christmas. ^^

This whole story was weapons grade adorable. Bravo and well done.

I hope that one of these opens here soon! I'd love to spend time pet a pony....especially Rarity!

Very cute story, Front! It would great to see more about the café!

It was overly sweet/cute, but nowhere did I say that was a bad thing.

:duck: Don't cry Spikey Wikey I'm here, What has my precious scales so up set?
:moustache: They... they called me an alligator and they didn't want to pet me at all.
:twilightsmile: But we made you security
:ajbemused: you did snap at that fat guy in the funny hat.
:raritywink: A fedora Apple Jack a fedora
:moustache:He was making funny eyes at Rarity

cute overload


OOOOOOHHHHHH my GODDESS, I got diabeetus from how sweet this is :rainbowkiss:

I give it my highest rating in months: TEN MUSTACHES :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache:


Don't worry, I got the joke without you having to mention a thing. Actually I was half tempted to say the same dang joke when I was reading it. :derpytongue2:

this is the weirdest thing i have read in awhile.....*shuffles off to the Fluttershy line*

This story made me the happiest I've been in- a week? Month? Gonna go with month, anyway it made me happy for several reasons. 1: It was cute. 2: It was hilarious. 3: It wasn't clop. I'm just glad to see featured stories that aren't clop at this point, this websites going down the hill quality wise and it's nice to see writers making good stories such as yourself.


You do realize this is how Equestria conquered calmed humanity into a new era of peace. Not with weapons or magic, but fluff and giggles. I for one welcome our new pony overlords!

Thumbs up for use of the word "gadzooks."

Well... I guess if there's enough interest, I could do a sequel with Rarity.

I'm a bit bogged down with work at the moment, so it wouldn't happen right away, but it could happen eventually. Again, if there's enough interest. ^^

I'd be there if one opened, too. I'd wait however long it takes for Twilight. :twilightsheepish:

Glad to hear you liked it, OB! :twilightsmile:

Thank you! I was not expecting it to get featured that fast lol

Holy smokes, ten moustaches? I'm honoured, thank you ^u^

May all pets and d'aws go to The Great Hexarchy (and especially Overlord Fluttershy ovo )

Dunno what's up with all the short, amusing fluff popping up today.. but I'm okay with it! :raritystarry:

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