Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
For as long as the citizens of Ponyville had been graced with the presence of the apelien menace known as "Humans" they have wondered why they bothered wearing clothes. Today they learn.
A stupid idea that I had a couple of days ago. Thanks to Ephemeral and various Anons for editing.
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Harsh as it may be, truer words have never been spoken.
That was impresive.
The words were so eloquent. And I didnt expect such glorious effort!!!
The only visible mistake was the "youre" u typed. But other than that, I am stunned at your talent!
Thank you for the smile!
I needed this. Thank you, it was perfect.
This was the best.
This was entertaining and I like the Warhammer references.
It's hard to make me laugh aloud at the best of times, I usually just chuckle a little, but this! This made me snort and giggle like a school girl. Good job!
Cain had had enough of his stoic brother, enough of his quiet smugness at his own self-assured superiority, and he would bring it to an end by his own hand. With the Power of the Storms, Cain would kill his brother Abel, but first, he had to ensure the mighty weapons' capabilities. If they could harm his own magnificent physique, than they would be more than enough to strike his scrawny brother down.
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That is a lesson that a LOT of people should actually learn
I would murder for another chapter...
This was a wonderful read. Thank you.
you and me baby, we ain't nothing but mammals,
So let's do it like they do it on discovery channel.~
If only I was in Abel's shoes.
God dammit, this was funny!
'The advetures of Cain and Abel'... I'd pay money to see these idiots in Ponyville.
This is one of the most hilarious stories that I have read this year
Good read!
Ok, that perfect sense Anon.
You know, I saw the lack of a Sex tag and was really expecting a parody.
Nope. It was exactly what it said on the cover.
Heh. Loved this. It'd be great to have a series of recurring one-shots showing what these two get into. I'd read the heck out of that.
That's actually a very true statement a lot of people should be following more.
As in, I've seen some crazy people wearing stuff that really doesn't fit their body type.
That should be only way to drink coffee.
These are the words of a wise man
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Why did Abel change his middle name in the middle of the story?
And so the great unclean one has been thwarted and the ruinous powers would have to wait another day until they could finally invade beautiful ponyland and all thanks to "Sexy-Ass" Abel who saved us in the name of the god-emperor.
God this story was awesome. xD
Is there such a thing as a body worth showing? Aren't all human bodies disgusting by default?
This was by far one of my faverate stories on here.
Did Celestia start drinking black coffee in the mornings too? :)
This story was on /mlp/ with the names of the humans changed around
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It was
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If you're a prude maybe.
That was great!
And then Abel gets a harem.
7856403 Amen.
PLEASE.
please make more.
God. Damn.
Beautiful. I busted a gut when I was reading this. Immediately put on my Favorites.
Please continue a story with these characters.
That was glorious! Would you consider making a sequel of sorts?
7857642 Loved this short little fic; also, that it seems Anonymous had some kids...
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You really should just say you copy and pasted it, people would get pissed if they cared. Of course nobody really does because the guy who posted it was anonymous anyway.
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I'm the guy that posted it on /mlp/. This isn't the first time that I've crossposted
We just found Eeyore from winnie the pooh
Yep, Definitly Eeyore.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wow... lawdy...
A nice read.
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No, and you won't ask again if you knows what's good for ya, see?
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Except there's no way to prove that, but i'll believe you because I like you.
Typo
you are
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It's official. This is now in my top ten most random Fimfics I've ever read.
This is the first, possibly last, easily best Human story I've ever read.
Except... ponies do wear clothes. Often. Indeed, Ponyville is one of the few places we see in the show where clothes-wearing is almost entirely foregone.
I laughed, far, far harder than I probably should have. Two thumbs up.