In the best case scenario, diplomacy is a long, complicated, and often frustrating undertaking. This is not the best case scenario.
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little big pony
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
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*looking at the tag*....You just earn it my friend, but i applause the idea
Awww, Celly's just eh, horsing around.
...I'll see myself out.
Would a romance tag make it bestiality? Kinda like a human and a bonobo.
...I'll go sit in my corner...
What is kinda funny and sad is this is the most likely how first contact would go with EQ.
8038052 you are lucky you are a honey badger
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//Throws pun rock
Just wait until the salt licks are brought out. Then it will be a real party.
8038052 Neigh, my friend. Always ride it out.
8038058 I lol'd harder than i should have.
*Sees the name of the two people*
Mind: BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! Bill Nye the Science Guy!
8038519 Their father was his biggest fan. The day he found out he was having a second son he could name "Nye"? The happiest day of his life.
SOMEBODY GET ME MY CHARLES FOSTER KANE GIFS, BECAUSE THIS WRITER DESERVES SOME APPLAUSE!
Aw, I was hoping there would be more chapters!
its Mr. Ed!
http://royalsketchbook.tumblr.com/tagged/horse
http://royalsketchbook.tumblr.com/tagged/mr.-ed
Yay, an actual pony ride!
I like it when humans get a chance to ride on their backs as depicted in the quote.
I'm not one for when they have... inappropriate relationships, though. Glad it didn't come to that. I don't approve of the sensual content, but otherwise this was pretty good.
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Makes sense to me, at least compared to wild horses... ponies live in houses and while they might be out and about, they're still living in cities and villages, they take baths as evidenced by the alligator in the tub, and for the most part, they aren't going to pick up the smells associated with living in a barn and grazing in a field. That said... these humans themselves might pick up that smell... but then we also still smell like humans that live in a house and interact with a barn. The ponies smell like something that lives in a house and don't interact with a barn, so even if the base "pony" and "human" aspects of the scent are different, the environmental impact is similar.
I might also just be overthinking his.
This is hilarious! Right down to the Bill Nye the Science Guy joke.
Holy moly, how is everyone so good at comedy? This is definitely worthy of a follow.
8038532 We hicks dun git riled up o'er lil stuff like that.
But we ain't too happy 'bout them grey aliens what keeps sticking probes up our keesters.
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Yeah, I was going to joke if there was a "science guy" in the house because of that myself.
"How progressive.."
I lost it right there.
10/10.
8038052 I
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Okay, this made my night. Thank you.
Most hilarious moment ever
Good story, however, I still can't believe it even exists.
Best ride she's had in a long while.
Makes me think of a View Askew version of Immanuel's "Twilight Makes First Contact." Sure hope that story starts updating again.
I foresee more cultural misunderstandings. The Princesses seem to have landed near Pittsburgh, so there's a good chance that they'll order a salad and get a nice mix of greens and veggies...topped with a steak.
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That went better than I thought it would have.
is there going to be more?
i like your story.
What is that, hen bit? Edible and kinda like spinach. intothegardenofeden.com/uploads/5/2/8/6/52863945/8830907_orig.jpg
I...Uh.... Okay
HA
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SEINFELD BASS
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Eh, even though he's a fellow alumnus, I've always been more partial to Beakman Place.
8039687 I'd know that's not the case since I lost it LOOOOOOONG ago!
I think when I was like, 5 or something.
No. Maybe this could be heat season for the ponies on earth. Maybe Luna herself is in heat but uses magic to control it because it's an inconvenience. That I could buy. Stallions react to heat. They don't go into it.
The names ruin it. I can't fap to the thought of Bill Nye teaching me horse anatomy.
so, is celly..?
Like Megapone and Cloperella.
Also, good story, mate. Nice and funny.
8042857 Okay, was that a joke or were you really looking to jack off your inanimate carbon rod, I say for the sake of making a Simpson reference?
Facepalm.jpg
a while
(awhile = for a while)
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This is how it should have ended with "ponies" not knowing proper horse behaviour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bdsWOhU4G0
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Sounds like you've got shit taste in porn m8
Bill & Nye. I see what you did there
Even though it's the exact opposite of science in this case, but who cares?
Celestia was in for one hell of a surprise. And she's still having barrels of fun. Luna sounds envious.
8044712 No.
I have shit taste when it comes to finding good writers. But ow that I have come across this guy and a few other people recently, I think my tastes are getting better.
But I still go back to read Megapone's 'In The Gala' story because it's the best worst pile of fecal matter I've ever read. It's awful, but it's hilariously awful...to some extent.
I lost my sides here
If anyone gets to Pittsburg this weekend, can you look for them there? Thanks!
8038052 Boo! You stink! I am totally not jealous you came up with this obvious joke before me!
8038532 We country folk have seen plenty of weird sh*t before... pastel magic equines would be a 3 out of 10 on the scale; six or higher if we haven't had our morning coffee.
Anyways, little big pony, you wrote a hilarious little one shot. I would ask for a sequel, but it works fine the way it is. (Though I wouldn't be adverse if you did do further stories in this particular setting.
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meh.....