Starlight Glimmer has asked you out on a date. But sadly, for her, you're just not that into ponies.
I'm sure this'll have no negative repercussions.
A semi-sequel to "Fluttershy Wants In Your Shirt".
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Well Natural you're a boss!!!!!
Anthony made the right choice.
FUCKING PINEAPPLE.
I like pineapple on pizza. With jalapeno peppers and extra cheese.
Starlight remained surprisingly calm during this whole affair.
Everybody knows not going on dates leads to time wars, duh.
Hell hath no furry like a Glimmer scorned.
Well now we know what really happened in the wasteland timeline Starlight and Twilight visited.
Pineapple on pizza?
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Bizarre! I understand what all of those words mean individually, but in that sequencing they make no sense whatsoever.
really man? you can always order TWO pizzas at the same time....
Seems legit--any relationship based on coercion by threats and violence can only be wonderful.
What's wrong with pineapple? I love pineapple & pepperoni pizza! And I just had a chicken & beef fried rice with pineapple! Am I. . . Am I a heretic? NO! I DENY THE IDEA THAT I AM THE ROOT OF ALL PINEAPPLE DOOM! I SHALL ENJOY MY PINEAPPLES AS I SO DESIRE TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY! AND NOPONY CAN STOP ME!!!
The synopsis is confusing the heck out of me.
There's no "2nd Person" tag and a quick glance at the first couple paragraphs of the story suggests it's written in third person, but that synopsis is pretty strongly suggesting otherwise. What's up here?
if a pone would of mate with a human, would that be PERSONALITY?
I dunno man it's kinda forced. Sure she made some serious mistakes but liking pineapple on pizza? Not buying it.
A more than reasonable reason.
Jesus christ. Starlight singehandedly - hoofedly? Singlehoofedly? Whatever, she destroyed the world more than once. Made an entire cult of communists. Tried to steal the will to live from other ponies. But pineapple on pizza? Jesus Christ, Starlight. That's where most villains draw the line.
starlight is best waifu
7986083 Rude. Also right. Like this fic.
So Starlight's the spirit of
Hearth's WarmingAnthony's Past, Present, and Future now? Sounds like a low budget production...You're telling me I can go to Equestria by putting a fork into an electrical outlet?!
Let's go on an adventure!
What's wrong with pineapple pizza?
Well, that escalated quickly
What a villain! I mean, pineapple on pizza? Diabolically evil.
Hey! I like pineapple on my pizza!
Can we get a joke story about the Great Marble War please? xD
7986216 I can't tell if this was an intentional joke, considering your name.
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You said and I quote:
"I have no good answers for this one."
Boy, did you say it or what, am I right? No good answers indeed, although a fun read and I do want to see more of stuff like this. Very noice.
7985625 I'm a little confused about what exactly it is you're trying to say.
Wow. I liked Starlight Glimmer.
Then you had her put Pineapples on Pizza.
Worst Pony.
I still love you Glim Glam.
7984655 She certainly is playing the part very well.
My little Communist.
Pineapple Pizzas, Only the worst thing a Villain could do! That and make the crust gluten free, you have no idea how BAD that tastes. And finally, someone who agrees Pineapples on Pizza is bad, MEATLOVERS ALL THE WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!
Aghghghgh I fell for it!
7985124 Me too, brother! PINEAPPLES AND PEPPERONI PIZZA FOR THE PINEAPPLES AND PEPPERONI PIZZAS GOD!
7987499
Yeah! Thanks for the- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute... Aren't you supposed to be working on more Sparity fics? *Checks status quo* Hmm, got one done recently I see. Very good. Very good indeed... Have some pineapple!
It's for the best, Glim Glam.
NO ONE SHALL COME BETWEEN OUR LOVE!
Eeeh
Fuck Pineapples
Fuck Pineapple Pizza
Cheese Pizza best pizza
Already I feel like I should back the fuck out.
7987631 Ant and termite pizza is best pizza!
7987126
Cuz', it's called Bestiality in IRL, right? If a dog or somethin' like that would "mate" with a human, would it be "personality"? Cuz' it's the other way around here?
7987680 Uhhh.... Sure?
Starlight, you're being ridiculous. Seriously. One, because that's not what you do if somepony denies you a date, and two... I WOULD NEVER TURN YOU DOWN IF YOU ASKED ME ON A DATE.
7987330 Them damn commies!
Okay then, Starlight. You can be 30 April 1945.
(Move your cursor over the Spoiler to understand this joke - - - - - - - - - - - > Starlight Glimmer wants to be my DATE. So I chose a DATE, which was 30 April 1945, which also apparently is the year in which Adolf Hitler died, and Starlight is often drawn as the pony version of Hitler in a lot of fan art according to Google Images. Honest to god I didn't know that until after I typed out this comment. Weird, huh?)
7988305 Well, I've been kicked in the shins before and it didn't hurt, so...there's that, if it means anything.
7987645
7986656 I wasn't joking.