Lyra has loved Anonymous for a long time from afar. Unfortunately for Anon, she's also a wanna-be murderer. One day she gets the brilliant idea to kidnap Anon and threaten and/or intimidate him into loving her back! How hard could it be?
Unfortunately for Lyra, she's not very good at it.
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Wat?
6961712
Yeah, my comedy stories tend to get that reaction. :)
WELL.
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Fo sho, homie, fo sho.
oh god my sides
Mentally stable Anon actually engages in consensual sex with one of our beloved talking horsies!? WHAT IS THIS!? WHAT IS THIS BIZARRE AND STRANGE CONCEPT!?
I'm pretty sure Shirou's response would be closer to one of the following:
1
Go all Hero of Justice up in that shit.
2
Just be incredibly freaked out. No rape fetish there.
3
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Honestly, if I were in Anons place, I would be wondering why I was being held hostage by a magical technicolor horse that can talk.
And why I would be doing lewd sexual stuff with said horse.
A good story, nonetheless.
Man, I really screwed Shirou up in the head, didn't I?
(In case I change my avatar in the future and the joke gets lost to time, this is my current avatar)
As much as i'm trying to enjoy this i can't help but say things that'll ruin the humor. So if you don't want the story to ruined do not check the spoilers. For your info rape is not the pain or the whole losing your purity thing. It's the guilt that is the problem. People would often go into depression or suicide after the said forced action was done. Rape is a serious thing and should not be taken lightly.
Was that an archer reference
6963712
Not an intentional one. What did you think the reference was?
"Your going to want a melon baller"
The "bastered chef" episode with Anthony Bourdain
Den-ouda-den. Best pairing. OTP.
I thought anon's fantasy was going to be to pet her and have a nice tea party.
Another great adventure in the life of Anon! XD
I approve.
...kinky.
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6967574
I concur with your assertations.
Also OP, suggested only has two gs, not three.
An effective deconstruction, it's edge-lordy as hell but I'll give it a pass since I presume part of the comedy is supposed to be how ridiculous red-and-black grimdark is. Reminds me of the good old days of shit-posting on failchan.
6971317
Fixed the typo, thanks.
Honestly, I hadn't intended it as a deconstruction. I got two story ideas from "Rainbow Dash is Hitting on You" and wove them together. First, the final line of that story could be interpreted as yandere RD. The rest of the story doesn't really support that interpretation, but the idea stuck with me. Second, the main character of that fic was oblivious to the mare's interest (as are 9/10ths of MLP fanfic protagonists), so I naturally decided to write a fic subverting this trope, where the mare mistakenly expected typical protagonist behavior from the main character. Put the two ideas together and you get this story.
I have to write one of these :) you might have started a trend.
7057261 True, true.
i like it!
If I was him, I'd probably leave and never come back, dis bitch be tripping balls alright, I wonder if Pinkie is her seller
6967574
Hey, man. Hey. Keep it clean, alright? This is a family website.
Pfffft.......
kek
Lyra needs to be careful with what she wished for
Seems about right for most bronies, me included
hahaha
Nice story dude, heheh
7504328
I think if you had to choose between death and getting sex, most would pick sex.
Or as Gottfriend once called it: "It's either death or Ugu!"
7549699
Indeed, I mean, who wouldn't want to get laid by the best human obsessed unicorn?
heheh
Lyra and human screwing....excellent.
What an excellent way to start my day, with a bout of histerical laughter. Thank you dear author.^^
well done.
Anon: "You will help me fulfill every single fucked-up fantasy I have ever had."
Lyra: "I'm scaroused."
UNF
Lewd.
meep o.o
Yo noice