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naturalbornderpy


Just a nice, polite Canadian.

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Out of possible spite, Princess Celestia has given Anthony four of her personal guards to help keep him out of trouble for the day.

What trouble, you ask? None. But that won't stop the Royal Guards from looking for some anyways.

Another entry into the "Anon-thony-verse".

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Comments ( 40 )

No one wants to be Ringo.

Also incredibly jealous of his pony pillow.

“Shush,” I whispered back. “You’re my pillow now. You gotta do what I say, remember? It’s your mission.”

well, he's a pillow now. great


Calling it now, this story will get on the front page

This story was like watching a train wreck and I couldn't stop reading. I love it!!!:pinkiehappy: (sorry if it sounds mean):twilightsheepish:

You're a top-tier comedy writer, and you never disappoint. Well done dude.

I looked down and starred at the mess

stared

Think your making just enough for yourself?

you're

Nobody want’s that.

wants

Come to thing of it

think

How many times to we have to tell you that?

do we

Get up, savoir.

savior

Four new guards stood starring at me

staring.

that was hilariously stupid :rainbowlaugh: have a like :heart:

oh, I needed that laugh, here's a like for ya.

Favorite book series come to an unsatisfying conclusion?

:pinkiegasp:
You knew!

That last part got me:rainbowlaugh:

This was absolutely ridiculous. I love it.

Errors here and there, but besides that, great read. The best kind of stupid, and that ending! You hit the nail right on the head with that one :rainbowlaugh:

My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.

:rainbowlaugh: a Funny and Good Story! Can't Blame the Guards, they just Take their Job seriously as they should.

Not that I'm complaining, but I thought you were retired? Or at least until chapped got something out.

so funny i love this series

I grabbed another fork and dug out a mound of pasta before plunking it into the pony’s mouth. Thoughtfully, he chewed on it.

“See?” I told him earnestly. “No po-"

The guard suddenly gagged and blood poured from every orifice and then caught fire and then he died.

Anthony was like, "Wut?" as Lyra Heartstrings muttered, "Curses... foiled again." and slunk away into the all-concealing shadows... because dark conspiracy!

:pinkiecrazy:

This is a great sequal to your oneshot! It´s almost as good as the original! It´s stories like these that give me inspiration to keep creating (comedy)stories, thank you kind sir!:pinkiehappy:

Celestia is going to send in her next squad tomorrow. Larry, Curly, Mo and Harpo. Earth Ponies. :trollestia:

I lost it at the Fluttershy part. Also, I want a pony pillow now.

Anon-thony needs to retaliate by sending his guards on a surprise inspection of Celestia's​private dungeon, right after she's had a heavy lunch.

"My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty."

8160249 I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.

8158803 What about Shemp? Wasn't there a Shemp?

8158531 Thanks! :pinkiehappy: It's definitely an anything goes type of series.

8158294 All right. :ajbemused: That's pretty funny.

8157924 It was a very up and down bunch of weeks. I was contemplating quite a bit of things. Also, I think MLP will be cancelled before Chapped gets another story out. :derpytongue2:

8157795 I really liked the Night Guard ending. Hated the cereal ending. Still... I needed a way out. :twilightoops:

8157546 Corrected! :twilightsmile: I don't get it. Why doesn't anyone ask me to edit for them? Clearly, I'm amazing at this.

8157371 Oh.......... I've disappointed plenty. Lots of deleted stories. Lots of failed projects. The trick is to keep trying until the reader merely gets accustomed to your mediocrity. :twistnerd:

8157100 "Is Ringo the best drummer in the world?" "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

The best Beatles quote. :moustache:

Also, yes, there's literally nothing softer, warmer, or more comfortable than round pony belly to lay your head against.

8161196
Gotta get your Dunning-Kreuger under control man, give yourself some credit.

I'm sure that there are plenty of stories you've deleted, but the ones I've read were top notch.

“Fine. Be Yoko for all I care. Go ahead and break up the band.”

This made me laugh. A lot.

Night Guard > Day Guard

Why? Because bat pone makes best pillow.

He then laid his small sword beside my sock-covered feet on the carpet. “You have my sword.”
The other three were quick to do the same.
“And my spear.”
“And my bow. Along with the eight arrows I brought. If you want more, I’ll have to go get some. Although they’re kind of expensive.”
The last guard was hesitant in laying down their weapon.
“And my… spear, too.”

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8158294 Imagine the guards reaction tot him making an avocado salad for lunch....

8160249
"Fear not. Come dragon or giant, we'll be ready."

8170443 To be fair, these ponies also eat daffodils, which are poisonous to almost everything.

Set

I focused on John behind me again. “Have some respect, dude. She raises the sun for all you little ponies.”

“That’s not the only thing she raises,” George added rather greasily.

Oh WOW, good job!

I waved a hand to cut him off. “Fine. Be Yoko for all I care. Go ahead and break up the band.”

/).< Facehoof

They both snickered at that. “Princess Celestia? Using the bathroom like any ol’ normal pony?” Then they both burst out laughing.

Feel like this is a refrence to another story.

A sequel full of hilarity worthy of its predecessor. Thanks for creating and sharing.

At first, I thought Celestia's guards were fussy jerks.

Then this happened:

The gears in my head came to a quick halt. Then they began grinding together while billowing smoke and steam out of my ears.

I turned to face John as the other three chuckled between themselves. “You guys are all perves, you know that? For shame. Celestia’s old enough to be your mother! Or your mother’s mother’s mother’s… I think you get my point.”

“Doesn’t look her age, though,” Paul said, also with a smirk.

I focused on John behind me again. “Have some respect, dude. She raises the sun for all you little ponies.”

“That’s not the only thing she raises,” George added rather greasily

Hurriedly, I grabbed hold of George’s shoulders as his face flushed red.

I glared at him. He calmly replied, “I was talking about taxes, Anthony! Jeeze! Loosen up a bit, will you?”

I thought on that. Then I leveled a finger at him.

“You’re lucky you’re so clever.”

Those guards would be awesome to grab a beer with.

The everyday happenings of a sane non-anon anon trapped in pony land.

very nice! good job!👍👌

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