Out of possible spite, Princess Celestia has given Anthony four of her personal guards to help keep him out of trouble for the day.
What trouble, you ask? None. But that won't stop the Royal Guards from looking for some anyways.
Another entry into the "Anon-thony-verse".
No one wants to be Ringo.
Also incredibly jealous of his pony pillow.
well, he's a pillow now. great
Calling it now, this story will get on the front page
This story was like watching a train wreck and I couldn't stop reading. I love it!!! (sorry if it sounds mean)
You're a top-tier comedy writer, and you never disappoint. Well done dude.
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that was hilariously stupid have a like
oh, I needed that laugh, here's a like for ya.
You knew!
That last part got me
This was absolutely ridiculous. I love it.
Errors here and there, but besides that, great read. The best kind of stupid, and that ending! You hit the nail right on the head with that one
My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.
a Funny and Good Story! Can't Blame the Guards, they just Take their Job seriously as they should.
Awesom work.
Not that I'm complaining, but I thought you were retired? Or at least until chapped got something out.
so funny i love this series
The guard suddenly gagged and blood poured from every orifice and then caught fire and then he died.
Anthony was like, "Wut?" as Lyra Heartstrings muttered, "Curses... foiled again." and slunk away into the all-concealing shadows... because dark conspiracy!
This is a great sequal to your oneshot! It´s almost as good as the original! It´s stories like these that give me inspiration to keep creating (comedy)stories, thank you kind sir!
Celestia is going to send in her next squad tomorrow. Larry, Curly, Mo and Harpo. Earth Ponies.
I lost it at the Fluttershy part. Also, I want a pony pillow now.
Anon-thony needs to retaliate by sending his guards on a surprise inspection of Celestia'sprivate dungeon, right after she's had a heavy lunch.
"My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty."
8160249 I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.
8158803 What about Shemp? Wasn't there a Shemp?
8158531 Thanks! It's definitely an anything goes type of series.
8158294 All right. That's pretty funny.
8157924 It was a very up and down bunch of weeks. I was contemplating quite a bit of things. Also, I think MLP will be cancelled before Chapped gets another story out.
8157795 I really liked the Night Guard ending. Hated the cereal ending. Still... I needed a way out.
8157546 Corrected! I don't get it. Why doesn't anyone ask me to edit for them? Clearly, I'm amazing at this.
8157371 Oh.......... I've disappointed plenty. Lots of deleted stories. Lots of failed projects. The trick is to keep trying until the reader merely gets accustomed to your mediocrity.
8157100 "Is Ringo the best drummer in the world?" "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
The best Beatles quote.
Also, yes, there's literally nothing softer, warmer, or more comfortable than round pony belly to lay your head against.
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Gotta get your Dunning-Kreuger under control man, give yourself some credit.
I'm sure that there are plenty of stories you've deleted, but the ones I've read were top notch.
This made me laugh. A lot.
Night Guard > Day Guard
Why? Because bat pone makes best pillow.
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8158294 Imagine the guards reaction tot him making an avocado salad for lunch....
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"Fear not. Come dragon or giant, we'll be ready."
8170443 To be fair, these ponies also eat daffodils, which are poisonous to almost everything.
Oh WOW, good job!
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Feel like this is a refrence to another story.
A sequel full of hilarity worthy of its predecessor. Thanks for creating and sharing.
At first, I thought Celestia's guards were fussy jerks.
Then this happened:
Those guards would be awesome to grab a beer with.
The everyday happenings of a sane non-anon anon trapped in pony land.
I enjoyed this.
very nice! good job!👍👌