Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
Diplomacy amongst nations should be done by highly skilled and intelligent people that have had significant training. In fact, any kind of public spokesperson should be overly qualified before they step out into a spotlight.
Lyra is not particularly skilled. She also has absolutely no training. But, unfortunately for Equestria, that isn't going to stop her.
Artists is Hidden-Cat if anyone wanted to know.
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when that day comes
when we find out we're not alone
the golden question will arise
can you fuck it?
Someone out in the audience would have the jack harkness test thing printed out.
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I would
Lyra should better hide, before Bon Bon/Sweetie Drops gets her hooves on her.
Welcome to humanity. No matter what it is, someone somewhere will be into it.
I FUCKIN LOST IT!
Oh dear lord... Yep... This is what totally would happen, I sadly suspect...
Disaster? Sounds like everything went fantastically.
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I'm sure that question will come up sooner rather than later. Because you know....people will be people.
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The answer is yes. And the proof can be found on sites like PornHub and XVideos, or even XXXStilesProject.
People HAVE and WILL fuck it.
Just. Wow. Seriously. Just wow. I mean seriously....Lyra I could see, but TWILIGHT??? Damn Twilight, when did you become such a perv??? O.O
Great story though! <3
I'm grinning so hard right now it hurts.
I love this story and I wish I could live in it. I wonder which filly would want me?
.... Welp, that happened. I never thought that their could be a species hornier than humanity.
if she gets on the internet there will be no stopping her sexual harassment ...
Hmm.
<strokes beard thoughtfully>
Well this is certainly a surprise.
Usually it's the self-inserted brony who wants to do the fucking. Interesting idea to have Lyra represent Equestria against their wishes, considering she has a fascination with humans. Hmm. Mmm. I'm giving this story a thumbs up and a Watch.
You done good kid. You done good.
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To be fair there might be if you threw enough bronies at her. Sandbagging, good Captain. Throw enough bodies at a problem until it ceases to be a problem.
Not bad man. Not bad. Hilarious!! And absolutely wonderful.
Oh little big pony, your writing never ceases to amuse. Please, never change.
Let's be honest, this is exactly what is going to happen when we discover intelligent life.
Humanity's response to something new:
1.) Can we kill it?
2.) Can we eat it?
3.) Can we tame it?
4.) Can we fuck it?
I had to admit, this was a hilarious "First Contact" story. Also, Human-fetishist Lyra was a perfect foil to the serious Twilight.
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depending on who you ask that isnt in the correct order.
Also loved Lyras speech, wish we could hear more
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I just can't wait until we uplift some species on Earth to sapience in thr next few centuries: interspecies sex -- between sapient beings -- will have to become legal. Love is love, amiright?
I read this in a Canadian accent and it was glorious.
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in context of the story, its most likely implied that Equestria has a heavily skewed male/female ratio causing a high demand of males but in low supply thus leaving most in the dust which includes twilight. So you have a significant population of horny and deprived mares that found out that not only are the new species mammals and intelligent and really easy on the eyes with quirks that seems to imply they were made for sex by pony standards but this species also has a plentiful number of single males.
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For some reason, I see the problem growing the more bodies are thrown at it ...
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Mah nigga, he desperate as fuck but shit, he's going to save the world one day.
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... Drown her in floppy bits until she's tired of trying them out?
HA! This is why Lyra is best pony!
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Oh boy, someone is gonna be a tiny bit peeved after this.
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And thus was started the nuclear war between Earth and Equestria
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The sad part is that the answer will almost definitely be, "Yes you can, in one way or another."
The REAL question is, "Are we able to reproduce with them?"
After all, hybridisation is one of the fastest ways for a species to evolve, provided the offspring can also reproduce.
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Biscuit.
Sounds like a sweet deal to me
Preach it brotha
I very rarely read human-tagged stories, but occasionally, one crops up that has an interesting (and humorous enough) premise that it gets my attention - like this one.
Yep, that all sounds about right.
The Radio Times (of all places, though it was advertising a channel four documentary) had an article just today about the near-ready production of actual sex robots (which preportedly are also relatively smart with some learning capability (one surmises not unlike electronic toys) to fulfill some companionship needs as well as just the sex thing), which is either going to be normal in a decade or the end of life as we know it, depending to whom the article was speaking to. (Apparently, 40% of some survey (or about 250 blokes) basically echoed the sentiment of that chap at the end of the fic.) So, yeah. Seems legit.
(And honestly? If it is the pebble that starts the avalanche of a robot apocalypse, I honestly will make that one quote about the robot overlords with no trace of sarcasm...)
Pony edition.
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We need a Lyra version instead of Rarity.
encore !encore! sequel! sequel !
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Idiot savant
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Sadly, true.
I would want to know if you could pet it, but that's me
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Oh yeah I get that, but still holy shit...I mean Twilight wanted a LITERAL FUCKING HAREM. That is rather out there.
Perfect ending
I think the bounds of good taste were exceeded by a rather unsubtle degree.
It just proves that the brakes on Lyra's mouth don't work, or are just non existent...
Hmm you should revise this phrase... it's missing something.
Again this is missing something, you could try a " would like" after "world"
You should check this
show
you got some issue with the formatting here
think you want "ears"
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You don't need to go SO far... just HERE on FimFiction you have TONS of HiE sex tagged...
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Hmm that is going to be QUITE improbable... Ibridization with something that is NOT from earth is fundamentally impossible...
8566161 But regardless of how infinitely improbable as it may be, there will always be a possibility.
So, if inter-special reproduction with an alien life-form was possible, would you do it?
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Hm the answer there is a "why not?"
But the point is that to be able to be interfertile they would be fundamentally humans.
No other way to work out.
About the probability that something NOT related to humans gets near enough to be interfertile with humans is so astonishingly small that for all purpose is non existent. It's simply so far out that it makes the possibility that right now a meteorite strikes your keyboard and just type the letter "R" as almost certain...