There’s a fisting event happening coming to Ponyville. Spike is excited to attend, Twilight is terrified for his innocence.
Edited by Dreams of Ponies and B_25
"Sex" tag included for reasons.
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Wow... just wow. I'm not sure what I read, but it made me giggle, so I'll call it a win.
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Glad you liked it!
Geezus. Poor buttercry.
This, I liked this. :P
Nice.
You know, I can honestly say that I'm not that surprised. Twilight does tend to have a tendency to jump to conclusions and not necessarily think about all of the possible explanations. You'd think that she'd have learned by now, especially when comparing the activity with Spike's supposed innocence...surely it should've struck her sooner that it might not be what she thought. I mean, I did pretty early on when Spike reacted so casually about it.
But then, I guess there wouldn't have been a story, eh?
What I'm curious-but-not-curious-about is what Twilight is into that she would know a term like "fisting" had sexual connotations, given she's a from a species without fists (it'd be "hoofing" if it was what ponies did to each other, surely?)
Methinks Fluttershy is not the only one with an exotic porn collection around there...!
(Also, that cover image is PERFECT. That basically sold me on the story right there!)
If MLP turned into a teen-rated show this would be an episode.
Oh boy, here we go. I'm willing to bet you a six-pack of Redd Apple Ale that I know EXACTLY how this will end without having read it yet, but let's see if I'm wrong...
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ur asking a knowledge based question of a bibliophile...nay, THE bibliophile? i mean come on...Twi has read every book in her library at least seven times each, and she had access to the secret stash of her mentor who bears the nickname 'Molestia'...and u ask how Twi knows about the sexual act of 'fisting'?
Twilight Sparkle... smartest mare in Equestria with the charisma of a cardboard box.
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"So, I heard you like fisting? I'm a bit of an enthusiast myself."
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dont insult the box bud lol
Will somepony please give Fluttershy the fisting she deserves?
oh you bad, bad man.
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Mirror portal. Study sessions with drunk Lyra. Lots of options.
I got one for you: The Mane 7 walking in Spike's room to find him in bed with.....
This was great! I certainly didn't expext all that, ESPECIALLY with Spike showing that TWILIGHT was the real Deviant here, not him.
He is actually right!
Just like most times.
Good job!
To be fair to Twilight, this line doesn't really leave much to the imagination.
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Could be worse. Couldve been a nice Cock at the Ramsbottom chocolate Festival.
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Good job!
This story reminds me of the story, "Spike mascot for Bad Dragon".
Good fun! Spike should really pay a visit to, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Rarity and Rainbow - in that order - later!
👊 
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Holy moly, it's an OG Doomfist.
I have a giggle every time I read the title of the story.
Think I need to grow up tooo.Though little surprised no one has tied to force them to change the name. Thinking about all the names with multiple meanings that people have been forced to cxhange because of the sexual meanings
No one? Is so one gonna make this reference?
Fine, then. i'll do it myself.
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JK. The teen rating already did that.
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That feel when you pick the perfect image for your comment and the material.
I giggled my stupid little head off.
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Clever creature.
Pretty sure the word fist does not exist in the Equestrian language.
"Fisting Festival"
The number of implications that arise from those two words is quite worrying.
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what word would they use for that thing dragons and griffons do with their hands before hitting someone with them?
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Well those appendages are referred to as claws. So you tell me.
This is what makes Spike awesome. Also, innuendo-based comedy is the best. 😆
Typo:
couldn't ?
I'm going to read this eventually. I really hope the word "Fistival" appears in there somewhere, though.
i cant really get the picture out of my head and its making me laugh so hard!!!!
that smug faced spike......and the fist!
cant............breathe!.........
dammit i just peed on my pants!
woot~!
Well shoot... I was expecting a fight club.
I swear, the connotations all the way to the end nearly made me smack my friend upside the head for recommending this to me because, and I quote, “you will love it!! It pulls your chain till the end, and you’re obviously gonna like how it turns out!” The only reason I don’t pummel him is because it WAS just a fun little prank, thank God.
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well said.
I think the Fisting Festival came from a time-travelling Anon with a sick sense of humor
amazing XD exactly the kind of story I want to read
Oh my goodness. This was so perfect from start to finish. I love Rarity's...well-hidden excitement. The fist-cups were an excellent touch. n_n