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Starlight devises a new method of transportation. Twilight is having none of it.

Now with an audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio:

Starlight Is Being Weird - Celeestiaa Starlight Is Being Weeird (Fanfic Reading - Comedy/Random MLP)

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so starlight created anon?

This pleases me immensely.

Your comment is received with gratitude, brother. The Emperor Protects!

Thank you for this short, joyful fic! Starlight is the best :D
And I loved all the reactions of them.
Poor Twilight xD

Thank you for taking the time to read it! :3

Just a small critique on the description, i think you meant devises, because devices are "a thing made or adapted for a particular purpose, especially a piece of mechanical or electronic equipment". I pulled that from google definitions, think you meant devises, which means to plan or invent. Great short story, though!

Many thanks! Today I have learned a thing. :rainbowkiss:

Really, considering Twilight's exposure to the EqG world, it makes sense that being surrounded by color swaps of The Question would creep her out!

Normally I am just not that into the whole Anon thing, but....this. This is a hilarious exception to said Rule!

There's several major plot holes here. One, if Starlight is Headmare for the School of Friendship, then Celestia and Luna are no longer princesses. Only Twilight is. Unless this is her being too stupid to remember that.

Then there's the green elephant in the room. Twilight KNOWS what a human is. She's been one the longest of anypony living in Equestria. How is she missing this? Lay as fuck green rippoffs are still human last I checked.

Very wise and true observations! I must strive to more thoroughly check myself before I Shrek myself in future endeavors. Thank you!

Well then... I’ll just be over here... contemplating what I just read

I vote that we should have an "Anon" story tag, and if a writer names the human "Anon," then they have to use that tag and cannot use the "Human" tag.

Starlight is being weird... I've actually never read any stories involving the "Anon" character, so this was definitely interesting. I wonder how Starlight was able to create so many of them. *shudders*
Nice little story, though. :)

No but seriously why the business suit?


Humans have eyes, not question marks.

Also this story could take place in the (admittedly narrow) gap in Season 9 between Starlight being Headmare (episode 20) and Twilight being named princess of the land (episode 24/25).

Also it’s probably just not the sort of story where you should be worried about such things.

"I hate it," she said.

This is so retarded, but kinda funny.

And thus was humanity enslaved to mind-control spells.

Perfectly random, perfectly adorable, perfectly written, and perfectly amazing! Every aspect of this short story is so cute and super flippin' enjoyable to read! I hope ya didn't mind, but I made a lil' reading on this fic of yours!

Audio Linkyloo!: https://youtu.be/uVSslbuBeps

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment in any way!)

This is so cool! Thank you so much for taking the time to do this. :rainbowkiss:

It is a mystery we may never solve!

Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. :3

Huk #23 · Oct 14th, 2020 · · ·

In the sequel, Twilight will be running for her life, trying to get away from the clutches of the greenish creature... But in the end, she'll fail, getting boops and scratches... EVERYWHERE :rainbowwild:

May God have mercy on her soul... because the writer sure won't :trollestia:

A mobster gets his hooves on this, and we have Slenderman.

The anons are invading. This is how they will subjugate Equestria.

Happened to stumble across this story at complete random. I adored the silliness of it and Twilight’s grip on her sanity slowly slipping away with each passing scene. Soon she’ll be back to what she was near the end of Lesson Zero :rainbowlaugh:

This is a hilarious parody of the anon trope

Pfft. So Starlight rescued a ton of Anons from different timelines and brought them here so they could snuggle with ponies. Cute.

Too bad for people who say that, I'm not the kind of person to ignore the obvious plot hole (or even just the one if this is before Twilight takes over from Celestia and Luna).

Question marks for eyes doesn't take away from the rest which is human. Twilight should know that. Starlight should know that. They know what it's like being one.

"Allow me to demonstrate!" She nodded to the creature and it began to scratch behind her ears with its long, strong fingers. Starlight giggled.

Spike could do that. Applejack knows he can.


It's also child labor in Spike's case, plus the whole claws things.

Anons are much better at it anyway. And given AJ's reaction to Spike, that's something.

"Size large, you say?"

Haha +1

I have so many questions yet so little words to form them...

"Casually adds to Nice Stories folder"

It's supposed to make you feel... well, I would say something but really I have no idea what this is I'm feeling.

Well, this was fun. Starlight being weird, Twilight being Twilight. Can't ask for more than that.

Great story! Pretty funny, but basic at the same time. It's perfect; I love it!

Well now that's just great!:rainbowlaugh:
We have endless Anon's to pamper the Ponies...wait a minute, YESSS
Actually, LOL NO, but seriously Twilight is going nuts because she is afraid of something that Starlight has done which is 100% unknown aka US HUMANS. GG this is quality!

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