Alex the human offers Celestia a new way to relax and unwind. Of course, Celestia needs to try it first. They end up chatting a bit. No bit whoop.
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YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA!!! YOLO FO' TWENTY SWEG HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA BRUH
EEEEEENOPE.
You know, I had an idea swinging around in my head that sounded a bit like this. Instead it was the Mane 6 giving Celestia pot brownies. I put it a blog post a while back. Deleted the post. BAM. Two stories with high ponies appears.
Its funny i seriously just smoked a bowl of KB before reading this story and sir this is some good shit
woah. look at the human tag category. two stoner stories in a row? am I high, or what...?
3376031
#420blazinfolyfe
funny one shot
i really wonder what it's like to get high, and i would try it in a heartbeat if i was with a couple of trustworthy friends.
"Aaaand... I'll never smoke weed with Celestia again!"
"Sung to the tune of "I'll never smoke weed with Willie again!".
3376388 Same here bro
That was great!
3378298 If you do try it only get it from people that you absolutely trust. Shady people are not above lacing a joint with other drugs like meth to get you hooked, that's why you always get a bag.
I fly like paper, get high like planes
If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name
If you come around here, I make 'em all day
I get one down in a second if you wait
I fly like paper, get high like planes
If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name
If you come around here, I make 'em all day
I get one down in a second if you wait
Sometimes I think sitting on trains
Every stop I get to I'm clicking my gun
Everyone's a winner we're making that fame
Bonafide hustler making my name
Sometimes I think sitting on trains
Every stop I get to I'm clocking that game
Everyone's a winner now we're making that fame
Bonafide hustler making my name
All I wanna do is
And
And take your money
All I wanna do is
And
And take your money
All I wanna do is
And
And take your money
All I wanna do is
And
And take your money
Pirate skulls and bones
Sticks and stones and weed and bombs
Running when we hit 'em
Lethal poison through their system
Pirate skulls and bones
Sticks and stones and weed and bombs
Running when we hit 'em
Lethal poison through their system
No one on the corner has swag like us
Hit me on my burner prepaid wireless
We pack and deliver like UPS trucks
Already going to hell, just pumping that gas
No one on the corner has swag like us
Hit me on my burner prepaid wireless
We pack and deliver like UPS trucks
Already going to hell, just pumping that gas
All I wanna do is
And
And take your money
All I wanna do is
And
And take your money
All I wanna do is
And
And take your money
All I wanna do is
And
And take your money
M.I.A.
Third world democracy
Yeah, I got more records than the K.G.B.
So, uh, no funny business
Some some some I some I murder
Some I some I let go
Some some some I some I murder
Some I some I let go
All I wanna do is
And
And take your money
All I wanna do is
And
And take your money
All I wanna do is
And
And take your money
All I wanna do is
And
And take your money
I personoly dont smoke but SWEET CELESTIA THAT WAS FUNNY
Aw yeah, he totally wants to tap dat ass
Fricking hilarious