Play Time
Co-Author: The “Special” Pegasus
The sun was peeking over the mountains, signalling the roosters to start their morning routine, which in turn, signalled the start of the Apple family’s morning routine. Applejack was the third pony in the house to wake up, with Apple Bloom and their newly adopted baby brother still cuddled up against each other, holding onto each other like they were each other’s favorite plushies.
She walked over to her stetson, placed it on her head and walked back over to the bed to wake up her siblings. As she got closer, she noticed a familiar, but no less bearable, odor emanating from the infant. “Ugh... Rarity sure wasn’t kiddin’ about the smell... come on, let’s go an’ get ya changed.” She then pried the child out of the grip of her little sister, with far more difficulty than one would expect from an equine toddler, and carried him into the bathroom.
Applejack placed the baby on the counter and reached for a new diaper. She undressed him, undid the diaper and cleaned him up. She was just about to put the new diaper under him , but then Apple Bloom drowsily walked into the bathroom. “Howdy, Applejack... good mornin’.” she said whilst rubbing her eye.
Applejack immediately threw her forelegs over the bottom half of the infant. “A-apple Bloom! What in tarnation are ya doin’ in here!?” she yelled in the midst of her panic.
“I was just goin’ ta the bathroom and uhh... uhm, AJ, why’re ya coverin’ ‘im like that?” she asked, waking up a little bit more in direct proportion to every passing moment.
“O-oh uhh...” The orange mare’s out of shape poker face took over as she rapidly fumbled over one excuse after another. “I-I’m... keepin’ ‘im warm! That’s it, keepin’ ‘im warm. He was feeling a bit chilly an’ this was the fastest way ta warm ‘im up.”
“Oh... well in that case, can I help!?”
“NO!” Apple Bloom shrunk at her sister’s response, “I-I mean, no thanks, sugarcube, don’t wanna crush ‘im now. Uh, Apple Bloom, can you go and use the downstairs bathroom so that we can get done up here?”
“Okay.” Apple Bloom turned for the door and left. Applejack let out a sigh and looked back at the baby, “This is gonna be a regular thing, ain’t it?” The child’s only response was a look that spoke clear as day. What are you asking me for? Applejack got off of him and started putting the diaper back on.
“Hey, Applejack! Granny Smith was already downstairs an-”
Once again the elder sister threw her forelegs over the bottom half of the baby, “Consarnit, Apple Bloom!”
* * *
After a much needed lecture about knocking first and getting the infant some milk, Applejack was on her way to Carousel Boutique. After explaining to Big Mac that Rarity had made some new clothes for the little one, he left her to it and resumed ploughing the fields. It wasn’t above the stallion to send a well meaning “Don’t be late, sis.” as she trotted off to town, her destination already in mind.
With the basket on her back, she set off toward Ponyville.
* * *
Rarity had once again invited Fluttershy for tea, “I’m so sorry about yesterday dear, however necessary it was.” she said after in between sips of her homemade tea.
“It’s okay, I really appreciate it. Actually, I was going to come here either way, there’s... something I need to talk about. I mean, that is, if you, umm... if you don’t mind.” Said the ever so timid guest.
“It’s quite alright, darling. I’m all ears, so to speak.” the unicorn replied. “After all, what reason is there to deny a good friend’s request?” She took another sip of tea as the pegasus responded, a bit more hesitant than usual.
“Well, uh, I-I’m really worried about Angel. He doesn’t get any less grumpy no matter what I do! I was hoping you could give me some advice, since well, Opalescence doesn’t seem to give you any trouble.” This was worth paying heed to, since usually the animal caretaker was so bashful she always had trouble asking others’ assistance. This was a new record.
“Now, don’t get ahead of yourself, dear. I too, have my skirmishes with dear Opal. But I shan’t let that stop me from reaching out to you. Let’s see...” having noticed some subtle changes in her pet’s demeanor before, as she is want to do, she posed a question, hoping she was on the right track. “Has he been feeling under the weather, perhaps?” After a matter of moments, the seamstress smiled as she saw the telltale signs of an epiphany manifest in her friend.
“Oh my goodness, that’s it! Oh, the poor thing, no wonder he doesn’t get along with the other bunnies. He wants a friend! I never thought he would be that lonely. Well, do you think Opalescence would like to... o-oh, that’s right, umm, sorry.” As fragmented as her message was, Rarity knew exactly what Fluttershy was thinking. So with that, they spent the better part of five minutes brainstorming over the solution to Angel’s predicament until a knock on the door told them to save it for later. “Oh, that must be Applejack. This won’t take long, I assure you.”
Sure enough, standing outside the door was Applejack, with the expected basket delicately perched on her back. “You’re just in time, Applejack. Come in, come in! You’re going to absolutely love what I have in store for the little fellow!” Her curiosity piqued, Fluttershy decided to tag along to see just what the fashionista has concocted this time. They were eventually led to the workroom where she provides the final touches and details. Rarity proceeded to open a nearby cupboard and levitated a strange costume of sorts. That would be the case if one didn’t know who it was for. As Applejack put the basket on the floor and opened it, Rarity let the baby have a look at his newest clothes.
It was a good fit for the little guy. It was elegant, or rather, as elegant as an alien infant could get. It had its own pockets, its limbs had length and width adjustment and it even had extra space for wearing diapers underneath, something that any baby clothing ought to have. As Rarity gave it to the earth pony, she noticed the baby and stopped.
If one were to listen closely, they would hear the nearly silent clinking of multiple gears, grinding themselves together as if a puzzle piece was being aggressively shoved in the right space at just a slightly off angle. Mere moments before the orange mare could question the designer’s actions, or rather, lack thereof, said designer suddenly sang out a loud, high pitched “Idea!” startling not only the pegasus, but the earth pony as well. “I’ve got just the thing for little Angel! Fluttershy? You simply must hear this!” Having just now noticed the caution the timid pony was displaying in the face of her revelation, she immediately adopted an apologetic tone to coax her friend back out from her hidey hole in the cupboard.
“I do apologize, Fluttershy, but as I said; I’ve got just the thing for Angel’s problem. Come on out and I’ll tell you. Oh, and Applejack?”
The mare in question faced the unicorn with an expression that she couldn’t be blamed for having, considering she didn’t have a sense of context at the situation beforehoof. “Uh, yeah? Ya’ll mind tellin’ me what just happened? An’ what’s this ‘bout Angel?”
“Oh, yes, well... perhaps Fluttershy should be the one to inform you, hmm? Fluttershy, do you remember our prior conversation?” she received a nod in response. “Well, I do believe I have found a solution.” As she spoke, she walked toward the infant in the basket and gestured to him. The eyes of the other two mares widened slightly at the revelation, the farmer having to take more time than the pegasus.
“Oh, Rarity, that’s a fantastic idea! Thank you so much!” In her gratitude, Fluttershy gave her friend a ‘tight’ hug and then, spoke to the earth pony. “Umm, well, you see Applejack, Angel has been a bit lonely lately and um, if it’s not too much trouble, I mean if there’s no trouble at all, heh, I would love it if the baby could come to visit and cheer him right up! Uh, that is, if you don’t mind.”
The farmer’s face lit up in realization and she responded. “Oohhh, ya’ll mean like a play date? Well, sure, that oughta be good fer ‘em. How’s right now sound?”
“That sounds wonderful! Thank you, Applejack!” At this point, the happier than ever pegasus was bouncing in place in a manner that was comparable to a certain hyperactive baker. “Now what are we standing here for!? The sooner Angel feels better, I’ll feel better! Let’s go, quick!” Chuckling quietly, the farmer snagged the new clothes, put them in the baby’s waiting arms, closed the basket, put it on her back and followed her yellow friend.
* * *
Applejack and Fluttershy finally arrived at her cottage near the edge of the Everfree Forest. A multitude of animals gathered and greeted them as they arrived at the pegasus’ residence. Fluttershy smiled in return and said, “Hello everyone, I brought a new friend for Angel today. Do any of you know where he is?” The mass of animals pointed to the door.
She nodded her thanks and went inside with her friend close behind, only to be greeted by a carrot flying into her face. “Ow... now Angel, you know that that isn’t nice. Now say you’re sorry.” Angel simply crossed his arms and shook his head, “Oh, okay then.” Fluttershy looked down and traced abstract shapes across the floor with her hoof, until she remembered why Applejack was here and she looked back up at Angel, “Angel♪,” she sang, “I brought over a new friend for you to play with.” Applejack set the basket down on the floor and took the infant out. Their eyes met, one with innocent curiosity, the other with nothing but shock, scorn and hatred.
“I think they’ll be havin’ fun in no time, Fluttershy. How ‘bout we go someplace else an’ leave ‘em to it, huh?” Fluttershy nodded in agreement and they left the two babies to their play time. Once they exited the room, Angel turned his gaze to his foe, while said ‘foe’ still looked at the small bunny with playful curiosity. The child started to crawl toward the little bunny rabbit.
* * *
The giant started to charge at Angel! He threw his massive hand toward the small warrior in order to squeeze him to death, but Angel was fast on his feet and hopped out of the way. He hopped over to where his caretaker placed his food. The bunny sharpened a few carrots with his teeth, took them in his paws and threw them at his enemy.
* * *
Angel threw his carrots at the infant and hit him in the chest. The child fumbled a bit to pick up one of the carrots before trying to chew on it.
* * *
The little warrior was mortified. Not only did his spears just bounce off, but this giant creature was eating them! Only Angel could eat those! Now, the monster was gonna get it, big time! He hopped as fast as he could over to his opponent and started to climb it. The beast moved into action. It started to rise to its highest, creating some difficulty for the bunny attempting to scale it.
The giant clumsily reached behind him to grab the bunny, but Angel used this to his advantage and jumped over, grabbing hold of his arm. As the giant moved his arm back in front of him to look at his foe, Angel started to hop up his arm and jumped atop his head.
As Angel finished his ascent, he felt a soft spot under his feet. This was most likely the beast’s only weak spot. Angel held the last of his spears in his paws and took aim.
At the last possible moment, Angel heard a vile laughter from below, his toes started shaking with fear at the giant’s anticipation. He was forced to grab on for dear life, as the colossal beast started swinging and shaking its arms and head frantically, doing everything in its power to render the little hero’s efforts null and void. There was nothing to do but close his eyes and grab onto the little fur there was on the summit of his nemesis, hoping against hope that he wouldn’t be tossed off like a ragdoll and reduced to a pile of broken bones and blood-coated fur.
But it wasn’t enough. Angel was now face to face with the great terror he was perched on top of not a moment ago. As he gazed into those hideous eyes, he could sense the sadistic joy that he was being regarded with. The behemoth batted him off its nose after a second’s delay, sending Angel up into the air and knocking his weapon out of his grip. Right then, the bunny was gifted with one final dose of adrenaline, one that he swore to use wisely. He entered the peak of his ascent, the upward momentum coming to an end. He took a diving position and aimed right for the creature’s head, determined to emerge victorious for his efforts.
Success! Angel had once again reached his destination. After a few seconds of heavy breathing, the valiant warrior started quickly searching for the weak spot in its cranium before it could shake him off again. Finally, he found it! He fumbled for his spear, but in his fright, he hadn’t realised he lost it. With no hope of conquering the threat, he started cursing himself for his weakness. Well, he wouldn’t just go down so easily! Not without fighting to his last breath! His determination rekindled, Angel dished out all that he had to fight with, his strong hind legs stomping vigorously, his front paws tearing mercilessly at the beast’s fur, but to no avail. As he prepared to use his teeth for the potentially killing blow, he heard something. Something he thought he would never have to hear again as long as he lived.
“AWWWWW!”
* * *
Fluttershy and Applejack walked in and saw Angel on top of the child’s head. As a result, they couldn’t help but express their unprecedented delight at the cuteness of the scene before them.
“Are you two having fun?” Fluttershy asked.
“They sure look like they are.” Applejack said, “See Fluttershy, nothin’ ta worry about, Angel made a friend an’ I’m sure he won’t be lonely anymore.”
Fluttershy nodded, “I’m sure that he’ll be much happier now, isn’t that right Angel?”
Angel’s eyes simply twitched has a response.
The earth pony walked over to the pair and said, “Well I guess we should head on home, don’t wanna make Apple Bloom worry again.”
“Oh, how is she liking him, by the way?” Fluttershy asked.
Applejack laughed a little, “Oh, she’s lovin’ ‘im, ‘Shy! Honestly, I ain’t ever seen her this happy since... well, y’know.” she ended on a sad note.
Fluttershy covered her mouth with a forehoof, “Oh Applejack, I-I didn’t mean to-”
The farmer looked back at her friend and cut her off, “It’s alright, Fluttershy... I’ve gotten over it fer the most part.” Suddenly she felt something wrap around her. She turned her head to look and saw that the baby was on his hind legs, giving her a hug. “Aww, thank ya, sugarcube.” she whispered and wrapped her foreleg around the child.
She let go, “Well, we’d best be headin’ out, lemme find that basket.” She was about to turn around and walk out of the room, but she saw Fluttershy’s eyes grow and her mouth drop. “What’s wrong, ‘Shy?” Applejack turned her head and saw that the baby was starting to wobble toward her on its hind legs. “Uh, Fluttershy... how’s he doin’ that?”
“I-I have no idea... normally creatures that stand on their hind legs have a tail to balance themselves out. The only other creature I can think that walks like that are monkeys and such, but even they slouch a bit.” They were silent until the baby fell on its rump. “Applejack... I’m starting to think that this creature is a lot more advanced than we give him credit for.”
The earth pony raised a brow, “Whatcha talkin’ ‘bout, ‘Shy? Look at ‘im, no claws, small eyes, he can’t run, he’s just a big ol’ squishy ball. Everythin’ about him says that he’s the easiest prey a hunter could wish for.”
Fluttershy looked down, “Well... what if his species doesn’t even need any of those things? What if they found better ways to defend themselves? Oh, just thinking about it is starting to scare me.”
The farmer smiled, “Oh, c’mon, Fluttershy, how can you be scared of somethin’ like that?” She pointed a hoof at the baby who was looking at the two mares, sucking his thumb with Angel still on his head, now chewing on a carrot.
The pegasus slowly calmed down, “I’m sorry, Applejack, I don’t know what came over me. I guess I just... I don’t know. I still feel nervous around him. I’m so sorry.” she started cowering behind her mane, the way she always does.
“T’ain’t nothin’ ta worry ‘bout, Fluttershy.” Applejack tipped her hat. She found the basket again after a few moments and started packing. With that out of the way, she placed the baby into the basket, bid her goodbyes to Fluttershy and Angel before heading to the farm.
* * *
Back at Sweet Apple Acres, Applejack was making her way to the farmhouse when she heard someone yell, “LOOK OUT BELOW!!!” she quickly galloped out of the way, knowing exactly what was about to happen. Just missing them, Rainbow crashed into the ground, making a cloud of dust and dirt.
After the dust settled, the farmer walked over to the pegasus and helped her up. Once she got her on her hooves she asked, “Are ya’ll okay, Rainbow?”
“You ask me that after you help me up?” she challenged.
“Well this does happen a lot, Rainbow.” the farmer shot back. Rainbow just shrugged. “So why’re ya’ll here anyway?” The apple farmer asked.
“What? I can’t come here to take a nap?”
“It’s that time already? Huh, must’ve lost track of time at Fluttershy’s.”
Dash raised a brow, “Why were you at Fluttershy’s?”
“Oh, well I went to Rarity’s to pick up the clothes she made for the little guy and Fluttershy was there. She asked if he could come over an’ play with Angel.”
Dash nodded, “Cool, cool, uhm... is he with you now?”
“Yep! Just a sec.” she reached behind her, grabbed the basket in her teeth, set it on the ground and removed the cover. What they discovered however was that the baby had his eyes closed and was calmly breathing.
“Ha, now this guy knows when it’s a good time for a nap!” Rainbow smiled. Then she had a thought, “Hey AJ, can I watch him for a bit?”
“Why would you want to do a thing like that?”
“What, are you saying I can’t handle it?”
“I didn’t say that Rainbow... I was just askin’ why is all.”
“Well he is sleeping already, so how hard can it be? Plus... I kinda wanna help out. You know, I was the one who found him in the first place, after all.”
Applejack scratched her chin, “Well... alright. Just make sure to never, ever leave ‘im outta yer sights, Rainbow. He may not look it, but the little guy can disappear on ya in a second.” she warned.
“Oh please, how hard can it be?” She took the basket in her teeth and flew off.
Applejack watched as her friend flew deeper into the orchard, “I hope ya know what yer doin, Rainbow.” she shook her head and continued on her way to the house.
* * *
Rainbow Dash flew through the trees, trying to keep the basket as still as possible. After a while, she found her favourite napping tree and set the infant down. She proceeded to lie next to him. “You know,” she started “you didn’t scare me the first time I saw you! I was just... surprised is all! Yeah, surprised.”
She looked at his sleeping face for a few moments, before a smile grew on her muzzle. “Y’know, you’re not so bad. Sure you’re loud like Tartarus, not to mention you look weird. Don’t tell the others but, I admit you’re pretty cute when you’re quiet. Like, baby cute, I mean.
The baby yawned and turned over.
Rainbow smiled further, “Yeah, you’re right! No more of this stupid stuff, time for that nap.” She curled up, closing her eyes and waiting for sleep to take over.
* * *
As Rainbow began to wake up, she slowly opened her eyes and let out a yawn, “How long was I out?” She looked around and saw a basket next to her, “Huh? Why is this here?” She stared at the empty basket for a minute longer and her eyes slowly grew as she remembered what was supposed to be in there.
“Oh, Celestia! The baby is gone!”
AN: Now I know what you’re thinking... and yes, I am a little bit of a douche. I always hated it when I’m reading a story and the author leaves it on a cliffhanger... but it’s sooo much fun to be on the other side of that, lol.
There’s really only one thing I think I need to explain this chapter and that’s Angel’s parts.
Mostly for the fun of it really. I wanted to do something different with him, throw a monkey wrench into the gears, so to speak. Hopefully that part didn’t throw you guys threw a loop and killed the story for you. The Angel parts won’t happen too often, but they will appear throughout the story. Or not if guys don’t like it, I want this to be a community story, so if you guys don’t want that type of thing in the story then there won't be anymore.
One more thing, there will be voting next chapter, yay!
And now I think I’ll let the Co Author say some stuff if he wants to. Yeah, Co Author, pretty sure you guys can tell what parts he wrote. Anyway, ‘till next time readers... enjoy the torture of not knowing about what happened to the baby for a week.
C-AN: Just so you know, you’re not the only ones who hate the ending. Anyway, it seems I have been promoted. Huh. Well, I like the way I did the end of the Angel part, but I know the context could be tons better. I just had to mention that idea, didn’t I? Oh, well. The laughs we had will not be forgotten. I still don’t know the answers to all the questions you will have, though, but I can still answer some things. I am well aware that this chapter wasn’t as long or as... I dunno, good as you might have hoped? Still, this isn’t even close to the end. So, hang in there, baby!
I really like this story reallly want to see him, when he's older also
is he going to have a acent like applejack?
i fucking loved the shadow of colossus thing
Good job Rainbow, you lost the kid already.
1186997
His accent will be determined by the choices next chapter.
1187007 I gotta admit, coming up with that provided quite the lulz for us. You're welcome.
1187032 So true.
1186997 Good question, this is only speculative on my part, but I think he will have AJ's accent, but to a much lesser extent. EDIT: What Flame said.
Well, I like the Angel parts.
1186997 I guess that would be up to us to decide, although I would think so, seeing that he'll grow up mostly hearing that accent.
Epic Angel Bunny, nice one there.
YAY
Wheyahz duh bay-bie!
Yeah, Angel hates the kid. Just freakin great. Angel really needs to learn some manners.
Sounds like a crap life, being born with some race of quadrupeds and not being the dominant species like we are destined to be.
Being born and never knowing what it's like to wish that such a world was real. Poopie poop.... this kid will grow up like Naruto when he was raised by Ponies.... he will be fucking awesome. Like the hero from Fable.
There are a few things that don't sit well with me. The five girls are supposed to be mature enough to raise a baby but also have the reaction of "Ew penis, gross". I get that its a joke about different anatomies but I think the fact the they skip "Huh how odd" and go straight to "This baby's body is evil" is really judgmental.
Shy worrying about the baby's hidden potential after seeing him almost stand seems very premature. Wondering if he's smarter than they think sure... worrying about his apparent lack of self defense as a sign hes somehow dangerous in another way, no. Not after knowing the baby for 2 days. Wait till he blows their mind by grabbing a spoon or something before giving them concerns about his capabilities.
And now I'm thinking about this baby thing. Babies learn a lot by watching their parents, and with only quadrupedal creatures around to show him how to walk, and no one who knows how to be bipedal to help him, he may stick to crawling for a while. I've thought about this too much.
1187206
I'll agree with you on the Fluttershy thing... kinda silly now that I think of it.
But as for the last thing you said, about the learning from the parents.
Well he has, I made him one for reason. He had to grow up somewhere before coming to Equestria right?
He had one year to learn from his parents, he knows the basics of our movements from simply watching them.
True it will take him a little longer to learn how to walk, but for all we know his parents might have been in the middle of teaching it to him or at least how to balance.
And the penis thing, their reactions to it is really only there to make up a way for him to always wear clothes but I also wanted to make it funny, sooo yeah.
Cant wait till his canines come in! stuffed rabbit for dinner
1187346 Ah I hadn't realized the baby was a year old I was thinking a few months tops, that makes more sense.
So... why was Applejack covering the naked baby? I kinda figured seeing genitals was a common thing among ponies.
I want him to learn alchemy and how magic is used, then make Uber-potions that do things like eternal youth, permanent race change, and pranks of choice.
Cant wait for the next one!
The Colossus part made me lol so much.
This kid should become a conquerer.
Conquerer of what? You tell me....
I don't mind at all more Angel parts. Try not to molest us with them and this is going to be a good part of this story cause this "epic struggle" was quite funny ;) And I like how "sappy" Dash is around him. This story have real shitload of potential. Even now when he still is doing crap into diaper etc. I can imagine him now 5 years old in CMC cape planing something with Scoot, Sweetie and Applebloom. Muahahaha! Genious kid plus smart AB and no less inteligent Sweetie Belle nad brave Scoot? Daaamn.... Ponyville is screwed.
1187515 Glad I'm not the only one that thought about that.
Well I like if this Is just how Angle thinks. I mean its better then making him an evil prick, he's like Calvin. (Calvin and Hobbs)
1187393 IDK do you see dicks in the show?
Ps. sorry if I sound like a dick
1187410 That would be so cool... like after Twi comes to town.
1187393 Oh and PPs. Im assuming that Applebloom is like 4-5 years old. So... yea...
1187781, I would make Discord run in fear of my madness.
I admit, Fluttershy's analysis is spot on, although premature (Humans are apex predators. the only critters that go after us are ill or injured, and then we react with supreme overkill). Trying to help the baby walk will be interesting.
I can't wait to see what will happen when Twilight finds out.
Something tells me somepony from town is going to find him.
i know is until next chapter but........
Ireland, fucking! Ireland, if he is going to be a kid genius why not, a little Arsene Lupin the third, or better a little Artemis Fowl!!!! anyways just saying everyone else should decide too. besides he is already all green and stuff
Dat ending.
Flame, you sneaky bugger.
1187033 While yes story-wise that is true. But in real life, if you take an American infant and raise him in a Traditional Japanese home, he/she WILL speak in Japanese. It's human nature for the brain to learn the closest advancements so that way it will be easier for the child to survive. In this case, as he will be around the Apple family and Rarity more than likely the most out of the others, he will have a primarily southern accent but will be able to speak in the accent of the higher class when needed.
... ... ...Uhh... My brain just suddenly got smart for a second there. What happened? *Looks at comment* Oh... That's not so bad.
I am SOOOO excited for the next chapter!
You know i think it's interesting shy had the concept first i would have thought Twilight would be the first to point it out Since she is more a thinker and shy would be the lest spooked since she has no problems around spike and other creatures.
1187965 It's what we are good at, extreme overkill.... Also granted he is living with Applejack, he is also interacting with the other ponies, so yeah I would think that the accent would be a lesser extent of applejacks.
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I hope angel and the baby become friends in the future, that would be awesome
Epic battle of Angel and the Human! Also Rainbow! You lost the kid already?!
Well to be fair Rarity lost him too, but she didn't lose him on a cliffhanger, so...
I kinda liked the ending I just one of those people who likes cliffhangers
I believe this story is how Lyra became obsessed with humans!
1187033 My immediate thought now is he develops an antebellum south accent, some kind of mix between Applejack's southern twang and Rarity's high class drawl. So… funny…
1189589
I think that's the best compliment I got so fair!dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_smile.png
1187346 Two things,
First, I love the angel bunny deathmatches,
Second, is there going to be any time skips like from infant to toddler?
1190127
Nope, the first time jump is to when he's 6 (when Nightmare Moon comes).
But there will be a chapter that recaps what was skipped. I know I'm skipping major milestones with doing this, like his teeth, walking, talking, ect. But each one of those happen in very different times in our lives (for the most part) and having a short chapter for each of them is kinda tedious. So I thought it would be better to have them all in one chapter, kinda having short stories for each one.
Really it's not skipping, it's more like quickly going over.
Besides... Nightmare Moon is where the story really gets moving.
1190229 Good to hear cause if you are lying to me I'll torch your house down with these lemons I keep in stock.
1190270
Well here's a hint-
See that storm all the way over there, just past those two chapters...
...
...
... It's made of shit.
For a split second i thought that Angle was really going to hit the baby in the soft spot. I was all but then I remembered I dont read dark fics.
1190297 Bitch please that shit storm has escalated into a hurricane!
1187393 Maybe because the baby is circumcised so no skin is covering the tip idk im guessing that seeing the sheath is common but whats is underneath is controversial.
Well, now i have another favorite story to follow.
I do look forward to the intermittent Angel parts.
1190229
I like the idea of short stories about the milestones. 's a fine idea.
1187393>>1190491
A horse's penis and sheath is just barely visible when not in use, just a nub. In comparison, a human would look constantly half-excited as theirs flops about. Kinda indecent.
1192009 See? He gets it!
1187007 agreed
1187393 well im thinking the way that rairty an applejack reacted ponies can bring out there "parts" and bring them in when they like