Naruto: Chronicles of a swirly sky

by SilverShield


Oh for Kami's sake!

Yo SilverMail back with the second chapter, first thanks xbox432 for the comment I do tend to have a few mistakes after all, English isn't my main language, about Kurama, you see he used to be all about rage but since he and Naruto became bff in the manga he is just cynical and grumpy like the jerk/bff everyone has since cynicism is too little interaction I decided to give him into a few other focal points such as greed, just so he can have a wider interaction with Naruto... anyway here we go.


Naruto tried to remain calm as he saw the map and saw no resemblance to his homeland geography or even the maps he had seen around Mt. Myoboku of the other summon realms "what do you think of this Kurama have you seen anyplace that resembles this map?" Naruto said to his tenant mentally.

"Nnnope, doesn't ring any bell, hell I've even roamed the summon reals a few centuries ago but nothing even remotely like this... maybe, mmm no I doubt it" kurama mumbled at the end.

"What is it? have an Idea?" Naruto thought desperately "because really if it helps anything is welcomed~ttebayo".

"Well I suppose I could but only if you promise not to freak out alright?" Kurama said to Naruto who rolled his eyes at him and then nodded "alright.. maybe this doesn't look like any place we've been in before, because its not part of our world" Kurama said with doubt.

"What do you mean with that are you saying that this is not our planet?" Naruto asked Kurama wide eyed.

"Not exactly, listen this may be too much for your pea sized brain but there are an infinite number of parallel realities that exist, ours is just one of them, this is a reality where apparently there are ponies instead of humans, its the same as our planet, but it's not our planet" Kurama tried to explain Naruto.

"You are making my brain hurt" Naruto mumbled while massaging his temples "so you're saying we're in an alternate dimension like the summon realms but not the summon realms?" he thought "then is there anyway for us to summon ourselves back to the elemental nations?".

"More or less this is not an alternate dimension but an alternate reality, this reality has its own set of alternate dimensions that may be similar or wildly different than it is normally, but still resemble each other in a way, there is no Japanese or humans here as far as we have noticed since these creatures have hooves rather than hands it is likely they cant use ninjutsus though, so I doubt we'll be able to get back home, besides time may be way faster in this reality so maybe by the time we figure out something everyone we knew will probably be dead" said Kurama

"..." Naruto was paralized, his eyes growing bigger and his pupils getting smaller in shock "WHAT! are you kidding me! never go home? ever again?! bu-but what about my friends and granny Tsunade what about the war and the sealing of all shinobi techniques by Madara's jutsu elimination going worldwide?" Naruto asked before shutting up as the brown coated librarian shushed while glaring at him.

"well that exactly... Madara eliminated the ability to mold chakra into ninjutsu from the face of earth, so I guess there wont be any more ninja's they should learn to live in peace, furthermore since you are the last person capable of using ninjutsu from our world I doubt anyone will be able to summon us or we'll be able to find our reality, who knows how far Madara flung us from reality" Kurama tried to explain Naruto as simple as he could.

"yeah my brain hurts... sigh so I guess we are stuck here forever huh? well I was about to accept us dead so that's kind of an improvement I suppose" Naruto thought " so why don't we settle somewhere around, i mean these ponies haven't really been nice to me and I think it has to do with this horn in my head" He said to the fox getting mentally tired by the whole thing.

"maybe you should read that history book to see what the fuzz is with you everyone seems to react differently to you but most are not happy yet they don't act confused oh and get a bag and a pickaxe for those gems along the way... I'm just saying" Kurama said while shrugging his shoulders.

Rolling his eyes Naruto opened the second book and began reading it, he learned that in the world there were many intelligent creatures but the dominant species were the ponies, that there were three different kind of ponies, the earthen ponies who had the greater physical strength and the ability to grow food from the land "I thought anyone could grow plants?" Naruto said to Kurama who just shrugged Their Current leader was the Head of Government Earthquake McHoof.

The Pegasus ponies who had wings and the ability to interact physically with clouds and manipulate weather "That sounds cool why was i not one of those" Naruto thought "Keep reading you idiot I don't understand it" answered Kurama, Naruto discovered the Pegasi were very Militaristic and savage, their current leader was a pegasus called General Typhoon conqueror of the 8th cloud land, Naruto raised an eyebrow at this but he kept reading on the final race the horned horses capable of using witchcraft to raise the sun and the moon to create night and day, they were very arrogant and despotic and their leader was King Tyrannous Lord of Dusk and Dawn, these final race was called.

"Really? Unicorns come on dude you have to be kidding me! those girly things!?" Naruto yelled mentally while Kurama was rolling on the floor laughing his furry ass off.

"Hahaha so that's what those unicorn things look like and you are one of them now Hahaha oh boy Im having a field day with this" Kurama the eternal Jerk said to Naruto who ignored the ignorant fool with dignity.

By which I mean he started to mentally chase the fox who shrunk to normal fox size to evade his chaser in a very goofy manner.

After a lengthy and embarrassing mental chase he resumed his reading, apparently Unicorns Pegasi and Earthen ponies were in a temporal truce that while shaky benefited all races "no wonder they don't seem particularly happy with me here Unicorns basically boss them around with their magic, I'd be surprised to see a Pegasus around here as well... hopefully they'll give me no trouble on buying supplies and I'll just head to the Unicorn Kingdom" Naruto whispered.

"Dont forget the gems they'll be useful in the long run we can trade them for money later" Kurama reminded Naruto who just tiredly nodded to his fox companion.

Naruto stood up and put the books back to where they belonged and quietly headed off the library while being watched like a hawk by the librarian "Wow that wasn't awkward at all" he said as he reached the street "now lets see mmm the market is... over there!" Naruto noted an area of the town filled with earth ponies and the classic noise of market salesmen "or... well.. Sales-pony I guess? man this is annoying" he huffed as he trotted there.

Once in the market he quickly found the hardware store where he put his Ninja skills to play, sticking to the shadows and softening the sound of his movements with chakra, he stuck to the ceilings and in a silent manner he stole a brown saddle, a pickaxe and a neck pouch, he managed to maneuver through the crown without drawing suspicion and accomplished his task once he had gotten far away enough "I'll pay for these later I promise~ttebayo" he thought.

"Oh don't waste your gemstones on this A-holes focus on the important things like our own survival and keeping as many gems as possible" Kurama said while whispering the last part to which Naruto rolled his eyes.

A while later Naruto was on the cave ready with the pickaxe on his hoofs "I have no Idea how I can grab things with these fingerless hoofs but I don't think I wanna figure it out" he said to himself as he began removing the precious gems from the cave walls and ceiling.

After a couple of hours he had managed to fill both large bags of his saddle with many different types of gems and many more broken and small gems littered the floor he grabbed a hoofful and poured the bigger ones on the pouch and headed back to the town.

Once in town the first thing he did was buy a dark brown cloak that his his features especially his horn, he also bought some other things with the gemstones like horseshoes and necessary traveling stuff, lastly he silently left enough gemstones on the counter of the hardware store to pay for the thing he bought but didnt interact with the employee any further than a wink from afar.

Naruto was ready to leave town and head east to the unicorn kingdoms when his stomach trembled "Oh that's right I haven't eaten anything since I got here, I wonder where can I get some good beef ramen" Naruto thought and Kurama began stammering and hesitatingly said to "Naruto emh Naruto... you do know that horses are herbivores right? there's not gonna be any beef ramen" said the large mental fox.

"Really oh that sucks but ok, as long as I can get some miso or vegetable ramen we'll be fine" Naruto said dejectedly and Kurama stammered again "Uhm you see I did tell you this was a different reality right? Kurama said and once Naruto nodded he continued "yeah... there's probably not going to be any Japanese food like ramen around here" he said and Naruto finally snapped.

"WHAT!!! are you saying there is NO RAMEN!!! OH FOR KAMI'S SAKE! NOOOOOOOO!".