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Somewhere in the USA.  Probably older than you.  And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories.  Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Apr
16th
2017

Them nuts · 12:39am

"Them nuts sure do smell good." -- Granny Smith in Season 7 Episode 2

Length of time until that line appears in a trollfic?

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#117 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

Well, look what just came in the mail!

I saw your name on the list, and dropped in to personally thank you.  It's a lovely plushie, and I hope that knowing you were part of making my day/week/month/forever puts a smile on your face even a fraction as large as the one on mine.

#116 · 7w, 6d ago · · ·

Thank you for favouriting 'Lessons From Ponyville Elementary'. :pinkiehappy:

#115 · 53w, 4h ago · · ·

Thank you for favouriting 'Tales From Day Court'. :twilightsmile:

#114 · 68w, 6d ago · · ·

Thanks for adding Blank to your favorites!

#113 · 82w, 1d ago · · ·

Hey thanks for thte fav on My Preening Husband. I really appreciate that and I hope you enjoyed it. :twilightsmile:

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