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Dan The Man


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Ah, good old NationStates.
Where would we be without our World Assembly?

2581247
Well well, another UN thumbnail?
:trollestia:
My lawyers are on your heels!

Edit: Either that, or the UN's lawyers are on both of our heels.

This document is classified SANGUINE CAPRICORN GIMEL under Secret UN Security Resolution 187. Unauthorized viewing is a felony under international law.

To: United Nations Equestria Verification Group

The following is an excerpt from the PHYSICS division database
Threat ID: PTE-2056-Kapa-Mendalos "Equestria"
Authorized Response Level: 3 (moderate threat)
Description: Equestria is a threat entity comprised completely of talking mythological or other creatures (including but not limited to Ponies, Unicorns, Zebras, etc). They are led by "immortal alicorns" called Celestia and Luna (UTE-2082-Ragweed-Mendalos) that supposedly "raise" the sun and moon, respectively. They prove susceptible to bullets. Several subjects (LTE-7862-Pastel-Mendalos) have already been captured and have been questioned thoroughly. Any creature with a horn can utilize an unknown force with very dangerous potential labeled "magic".

We urge you to cover up your discovery, disband the committee and let us take over.

Sincerely,
Under-Secretary-General D.C. al Fine
United Nations Global Occult Coalition

Welcome to Hell The Group Dedicated To The Group Dedicated To Doing Whatever We Want, Whenever We Want

We hope you enjoy your stay!

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