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374234
Imma do it, cause he wants ta destroy teh world, cause he doesn't wanna give up teh moon.
374517
You can always look for a free clinic or a teaching clinic (I think that's what they're called).
374516
Meh... Not like I can afford professional help anyway.
374514
....Sorry, the context made me think it was....
374513
For my car, Redshirt. I'm fixing the timing belts on my car.
374512
Boss, seek professional help. There's probably a free clinic you can go to.
374482
Nah, I'm as cool as a fucking cucumber. Just trying to decide on what belt to use.
374481
You don't sound fine.
374480
Nah man, I'm perfectly fine...
374479
Boss, is something wrong?
374478
It's not gonna matter in the end, so why care now? It's not like people are gonna fucking remember anything aside from 'I wonder where Boss is'.
374477
Boss, at times it seems like you are trying to burn bridges.
374427
Nah... I think I'll bomb someone else. I mean, it won't matter, you'll just retcon it anyway.
374234 Listen!
374248
If you really want to bomb, go bomb yourself.
374234
But he's being a meany! Not letting me invade weaker countries! Even though he's a weaker country. Just let me bomb him a little? Or, give me something to bomb!
374091 YO!
374098 Wat? No, you will not invade that place! *punches you*
374098
Boss, I outrank you.
374089
That wasn't very nice. *scowls* Now to make myself feel better I'm gonna invade Stjerne.
Hey!