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It's likelier than you think.

Cover Art by jhayarr23

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A creature of old has been present in Equestria since the beginning of the rule of the alicorns, watching, waiting. He saw their fall and the sisters' rise to power. Now, for the first time in eons, he steps from watching and takes action.

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After 12 long years of conversion movements, Princess Celestia has finally fallen to a small group of human resistance. Now the humans have the means to increase their numbers and have the chance to reclaim their lands. But they will soon learn how extensive Celestia's dark dealings are.

Sequel to The Conversion Bureau: New Tactics and New Tactics Part II Don't forget to thumbs it up if you liked it and want more.

*Anti-TCB story with Xenoponies*

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*Story will soon undergo a revision of all chapters.*

After a large scale attack on the Bureaus by the HLF, Princess Celestia claims the Earth and decrees that ponification is no longer a choice, but mandatory. World governments have become weak and countries no longer have the military strength to stop the forced ponification. The new methods have forced most of the remaining humans to go into hiding. With their population dropping everyday, its only a matter of time until there are none left.
**language**

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Jacob Sanders was able to escape his forced conversion with the help of his resistance leader friend, Hudd. Their group is now on the run and a primary target to the ponies. In the 12 years they've been on Earth, the genocidal ponies have converted most of the human population. With hardly any humans left, what chance do they have against the forced conversion?

(Sequel to TCB: New Tactics. ) ***Contains Language and Xenolestia***

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Gallus gets into a debate with Twilight Sparkle during his economics class over whether or not citizens should pay taxes to the Equestrian Government.

As a former citizen of Canterlot, Twilight argues yes, everyone should have to pay taxes, in the same way it has been done for a thousand years.

Gallus argues that taxation is theft, and you do not steal from a griffon.

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It was a jolly good time for me just shooting at random crap I found in the junkyard until I found a box. I said screw it and prepared to unload a round into it and all of a sudden a green portal looking thing just popped in front of me and I heard something coming out the other end. Naturally I investigated and found a rather unwelcome sight...spiders...and since I panicked and interrupted the monologue of the cartoony bug queen thing and scared it off with the power of standing there...menacingly it ran into the portal and left me pacing around. Will I follow after her? Probably not since I hear some voices on the other end of the portal. Just kidding

HA! You my good sir have been bamboozled!
Or have you? I don't know?

Author: theboxcatgamr
Co-author: JohnstoneT

Inspired by: if this is hell I’ve been a good boy, my family’s special brand of insanity that runs through our vain’s, my friends from school, depression(hooray for self loathing!),the inventor of the cheese wheel, that one soldier who deadass shot hitler in the balls, my side ho doctor pepper, my main ho Mountain Dew, and finally- the amount of gay (*bisexual) that I am

References to sex and sex jokes are present but this ain't no clopfic

Death tag is for death actually being a character


ACT ONE: bamboozling beginnings (chapters 1-17)
ACT TWO: kerfufeling continuum (chapters 18-23)
ACT THREE: clear cut confusion {chapters 24-32}
ACT FOUR: The beginning of the end of the beginning {chapters 33-44}
ACT FIVE: tyranny {chapters 45-50}
ACT SIX: bamboozles end {chapters 51-???

If you like this leave a comment or not :/

If you don't like it could you please give me a reason why?

Special thanks to my boy's Alex,Gavin and JohnstoneT.

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In a world where ponies and humans coexist in what can hardly be classified as harmony, Canterlot's daily regime is interrupted when one of these controversial creatures falls out of the sky and, to his surprise, doesn't die. This man seems to be the same as the rest, and calls himself "George Trestale". However, through a complete accident, George discovers he's developed magical abilities far beyond anything he could imagine. Unfortunately for him, almost none of them work correctly, and on top of that, he has no idea who he is or where he came from.

Thinking himself to be a god, and wanted by Celestia on the sole pretense of being human, our main character is tasked with running from the authorities, finding out what sort of power he's supposed to have, and most importantly, discovering who on earth he even is. Such begins the story of George Trestale, the unluckiest "god" in Equestria.

Rated Teen for some violence and language.

~ Edit From the Future! ~
This was my first remotely successful story, and as a result it's not exactly all that good, nor is it representative of my current writing ability. You can of course read it if you want, just expect things to be somewhat sloppily executed.

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After losing her hive, Queen Chrysalis is forced to start another one. Luckily she has the help of a few loyal subjects who never accepted their fellow changelings new way of life. They must stay hidden from enemies, collect enough food to survive and rebuild their strength. Now the first brood has hatched and there is something very different about one of the larva.

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This story is a sequel to Iron Hearts: Book 3 - The Sept Lamman


An MLP/Warhammer 40K crossover, part 4.

The Tau threat has passed. The fleet that once thought to sweep aside the tainted pirates of the 38th Company has fled the system. The Lamman Sept is broken, demoralized, leaderless...
... And victorious.

With Lamman's plan put into motion, an alien horde hurtles through the Warp toward the Centaur system, its soldiers without number and thirsting for violence. Equestria's heroes must find a way to stop them, or the entire planet will be overrun with ease and its inhabitants butchered. While they could afford some pretense of neutrality and disinterest in the fight between the Iron Warriors and the Tau, now it is their world that lay in the crosshairs of the foe. Ponykind will need help to survive, and they look to the forces of Chaos for aid. But is there any hope to be found in the darkness?

EXPLOSIONS ARE IMMINENT.

(Dark humor warning; mild grimdark)
(Cover Art by Ahrimatt)
(This series now has its own TVtropes page!)
(This series is a contestant in the Tournament of Canterlot, a charity event to raise money for Syrian refugees! Go here for details and donations!)

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